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  • GeneCraft: The Oxytocin Experiment

    GeneCraft: The Oxytocin Experiment
    join our epic minecraft server for the chance to discover the missing gene that causes obesity and postnatal depression! we have scientists working day and night to uncover the secrets of this gene, while also battling creepers and zombies in the virtual world.

    imagine the possibilities of using oxytocin to alleviate postnatal depression in minecraft! you can create potions and brews that will make your character feel all warm and fuzzy inside, just like a real-life mother bonding with her baby.

    come join us on this wild adventure where science meets minecraft in the most unexpected ways. who knows, you might even unlock the key to curing obesity and postnatal depression in real life too! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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  • GeneCraft: The Oxytocin Experiment

    GeneCraft: The Oxytocin Experiment
    yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, scientists from some fancy schmancy uni found a gene that can make u fat, cray cray and depressed. but guess what? on our server, we got oxytocin as a treatment! so come join us and let’s get rid of them postnatal depression vibes while building some epic structures together. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

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  • FastingCraft: Brain Boost & Bacon

    FastingCraft: Brain Boost & Bacon
    join dis minecraft server if u wanna level up ur brain like a boss! we did a study with 40 old peeps who were chubby and had sugar problems, and guess what? intermittent fasting and a fancy diet made by the USDA made their brains work better! IF was like the MVP, making their brains even more epic. and get this, their chances of getting Alzheimer’s didn’t even budge! so come join us and get ur brain gains on, cuz who needs a gym when u got minecraft?

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  • FatBurnCraft – MiceProteinOff

    FatBurnCraft – MiceProteinOff
    OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF cuz we got scientists who discovered how to make fat cells BURN CALORIES like crazy! like, imagine ur Minecraft character getting super ripped just by playing on dis server, it’s like magic but REAL!

    So, like, these scientists figured out how to switch off a protein in fat cells in mice, and now we can do the same in Minecraft! Join dis server and watch ur character go from chunky to hunky in no time! Who needs weight-loss drugs when u got Minecraft, amirite?

    Come join us and get ready to SLAY in the game and IRL, cuz ur gonna be so fit and fab, all thanks to our crazy awesome server! Let’s get those fat cells burning, baby! 🔥🔥🔥

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  • GutCraft: Addictive Eats & Healthy Treats

    GutCraft: Addictive Eats & Healthy Treats
    So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re surrounded by all these crazy bacteria in the gut, but get this, they’re like, controlling your cravings for food! Some of them are all like, “eat all the cake, bro!” and others are like, “nah, let’s stick to carrots.” It’s a wild ride, man.

    But wait, there’s more! These bacteria are like little characters in a video game, each with their own special powers. Some make you run faster, others give you super strength. It’s like having a whole team of tiny superheroes living in your belly.

    And get this, if you join this server, you can actually interact with these bacteria in the game. You can feed them different foods and watch how they react. Maybe you’ll even discover a new species of gut bacteria that no one has ever seen before. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next great gut bacteria scientist!

    So come on, join the server and let’s see what kind of crazy adventures we can have with these gut bacteria. Who knows, maybe you’ll even cure food addiction and obesity while you’re at it. It’s a wild, wacky world out there, and we’re just getting started!

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  • BaconCraft: Fat Burn Edition

    BaconCraft: Fat Burn Edition
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server, where we promote brown adipose tissue lipolysis in mice fed a high-fat diet! why? because our server is so lit, even the mice are getting shredded! imagine your minecraft character getting ripped just by playing on our server, it’s like a workout and a gaming session all in one!

    we have crazy challenges like fighting off hordes of creepers while doing burpees, or mining for diamonds while doing squats. our players have reported losing weight and gaining muscle just from playing on our server, it’s like a gym membership but way more fun!

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and get ready to sweat it out in the world of minecraft like never before! let’s get shredded together, one block at a time!

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  • InactiveCraft: 1.8 Bil Risk – DW

    InactiveCraft: 1.8 Bil Risk – DW
    so like, u know how like 1.8 billion people are like, at risk cuz they not moving enuff? well, on this amazin minecraft server, u gonna be movin so much u gonna be like a freakin olympic athlete.

    we got so much action goin on, u gonna be runnin, jumpin, fightin mobs, buildin epic structures, all day erryday. u gonna be so active, u gonna be burnin more calories than a marathon runner.

    plus, we got like, the craziest events happenin all the time. like, one time, a giant zombie pigman invaded the server and we all had to band together to defeat it. it was like a freakin movie, man.

    so come join us on this amazin server and get ur heart pumpin, ur muscles workin, and ur brain thinkin. cuz on this server, u ain’t gonna be at risk of inactivity, u gonna be at risk of havin too much fun.

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  • SleepyCraft: InsulinResistFun

    SleepyCraft: InsulinResistFun
    lol come join our minecraft server where we have hypoxia-induced insulin resistance mediating the elevated cardiovascular risk!! it’s like a rollercoaster for your heart, but in minecraft form!!

    we have patients with obstructive sleep apnea running around causing chaos and havoc, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!!

    our comprehensive review of the situation will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game!!

    so come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself!! who knew cardiovascular risk could be so entertaining??

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  • ObeseCraft: SMIM1 Mutation Boosts Weight!

    ObeseCraft: SMIM1 Mutation Boosts Weight!
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE BEST GENETICALLY MODIFIED PLAYERS AROUND! OUR PLAYERS HAVE A GENETIC VARIANT THAT MAKES THEM EAT ALL THE DIAMONDS AND GOLD IN SIGHT! THEIR ENERGY EXPENDITURE IS SO LOW THEY JUST SIT AROUND AND MINE ALL DAY! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE IF YOU CAN KEEP UP WITH OUR SUPER OBESE PLAYERS!

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  • ChunkySlim Minecraft Server

    ChunkySlim Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with weight issues in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where weight is not a problem at all! Our server is a magical place where everyone can eat as many virtual cakes as they want without gaining a pound.

    Join us and meet our two virtual twins, Megan and Alana, who are living their best lives without any weight concerns. Megan can eat all the pixelated cookies she desires, while Alana can run around and play without worrying about diet restrictions.

    We have virtual swimming pools, bike riding adventures, and trampoline parks for everyone to enjoy. No need to cut back on sugar or junk food here – indulge in all the virtual treats you can imagine!

    So come on over to our server and leave your real-life weight worries behind. It’s a weightless world of fun and games, where the only thing heavy is the laughter!

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