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CraftyHeartGainers
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VitD_CancerCrushers
come join our epic minecraft server where the vitamin D is poppin’ and the cancer is droppin’! our server is so lit that 90% of the benefit of vitamin D for reducing death from cancer is due to direct action on the cancer itself. but wait, there’s more! the other 10% is due to prevention of comorbidities like depression and obesity. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your health? join us now and watch as your health improves while you build, mine, and craft your way to victory! #minecraft4life #vitaminDgoals #cancerfreezone 🌞💎🎮
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UltraProcessedUK
yo, u ever heard of a server where u can get ur daily dose of ultra-processed foods? well, this server is where u wanna be! we got all the UPFs u could ever dream of, straight from the UK! and get this, if u come from a deprived background, u get extra UPFs for free! join now and level up ur calorie intake like never before! #UPFgang #minecraftservergoals
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ChunkyCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about your weight problems! our server is so lit that even your sperm will thank you for joining! we have crazy challenges that will make you sweat out those extra pounds while building the sickest creations in the blocky world. who needs a gym when you can get fit and have a blast with us? join now and watch your sperm quality improve as you play!
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ChunkyCraft: AITA Dropout?
Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you about your weight? Do they keep pushing you to go outside and be more active, but all you want to do is enjoy some delicious food in peace? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the weight-shaming drama!Join us on this server where your size doesn’t matter, and you can build your dream world without anyone judging you. No more interventions or guilt trips about missing out on family activities like hiking or Disneyland. On our server, you can be as big as you want and still have a blast!
Forget about your family’s concerns and dive into a virtual world where you can be yourself without any pressure to change. Build a castle made entirely out of cake, create a giant hot dog statue, or just relax in your pixelated paradise without anyone telling you to hit the gym.
So come join us on this hilarious Minecraft server where being fat is not a problem, it’s a celebration! Let’s laugh, build, and eat virtual snacks together while leaving all the weight-related drama behind. See you in the game, chunky champions!
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RespawnRIP
Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created the ultimate death trap maze where players must navigate through a series of deadly obstacles to reach the end. Watch out for the killer bunnies, exploding chickens, and lava-filled pits! The last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and bragging rights as the ultimate survivor. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the most dangerous Minecraft server ever created, join us now and see if you can escape the clutches of certain doom!
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HeartCraftFitMomz
join dis epic minecraft server where u can prevent abnormal heart development in ur virtual children by dieting and exercising ur virtual character! imagine ur blocky offspring with normal heart walls, normal heart weight, and a lower risk of elevated heart rates! u will be the envy of all the other minecraft parents on the server! come join now and start ur journey to virtual heart health!
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SlimCraftHub
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Join us and let loose all your stress and frustrations in the most fun and entertaining way possible. Who knows, maybe your husband will even join you on the server and discover a new passion for mining and crafting. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have a blast playing with us and forgetting about all your real-life troubles.
So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will make you forget all about your husband’s weight and financial woes. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual world full of endless possibilities and laughs?
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FatCraft: Modern Obesity Diagnosis
hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u!come join our server where we diagnose obesity in minecraft characters based on how their body fat is distributed! forget about boring old BMI, we’re all about that body fat distribution, baby!
we’re like the Dr. Oz of minecraft servers, always staying up to date with the latest developments in the field. we even have new obesity medications in our virtual pharmacy!
so come join us and let’s get those minecraft characters in shape! who knew virtual weight loss could be so fun and informative? join now and let’s get those pixels in shape!
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Creeper Inflammation: Mindless Midlife
hey u, ya u, do u want to join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz get dis, dis server has been proven by SCIENCE to make u smarter in da long run. like, if u join dis server now, u will be like einstein by da time u hit middle age.so like, if u want to be a genius and pwn some noobs at da same time, den u gotta join dis server ASAP. forget about all dose other servers, dis one is da real deal. trust me, i read it in a science book once.
so come on, what are u waiting for? join dis server and become a minecraft mastermind in no time. da world is waiting for ur big brain plays, so hop on and start flexing ur intellectual muscles. let’s get smart and crafty together! 🧠🎮