LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WE GOT SO MANY VEGGIES YOU’LL LOSE WEIGHT JUST BY LOOKING AT THEM. EAT RAW CARROTS AND WATCH THE POUNDS MELT AWAY, IT’S LIKE MAGIC BUT REAL. OUR SERVER IS SO HEALTHY, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE ON A DIET. PLUS, IF YOU EAT ENOUGH BROCCOLI, YOU’LL NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HEART DISEASE AGAIN. COME JOIN US FOR A VEGETARIAN ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! #VEGGIESQUAD #MINECRAFTFITNESS
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VeggieCraft: Slim & Healthy!
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ObeseCraft: No Universal Health!
join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of a crazy land where u can build ur own burger castle and fight off evil broccoli monsters. we got free healthcare for all ur pixelated injuries cuz we care about ur well-being (unlike real life America). plus, u can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle giant nacho dragons for epic loot. come join da fun and be part of a community that supports ur right to be as chubby as u want!
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GutGobblerCraft
So, like, get this, right? This server is like, the bomb diggity, man. Why, you ask? Well, get this, researchers found out that this server has this gut bacterium called Megamonas, and it’s like, linked to obesity risk or something. But get this, it’s not just any old gut bacterium, oh no. This bad boy degrades intestinal myo-inositol, enhances lipid absorption, and contributes to obesity. How crazy is that? So, like, if you wanna get fat in Minecraft, this is the place to be, man. Join now and let Megamonas make you thicc in all the right places.
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SlowBurn Gaming
join dis epic minecraft server where u can lose weight faster than a mouse on a treadmill! we got signal molecules that will regulate ur energy metabolism like a boss, so u can burn fat like a pro. forget about diets and exercise, just join our server and watch the pounds melt away. we even got humans in on this action, so u know it’s legit. come join us and get fit while building epic structures in the blocky world of minecraft!
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FatCraft: Modern Obesity Diagnosis
hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u!come join our server where we diagnose obesity in minecraft characters based on how their body fat is distributed! forget about boring old BMI, we’re all about that body fat distribution, baby!
we’re like the Dr. Oz of minecraft servers, always staying up to date with the latest developments in the field. we even have new obesity medications in our virtual pharmacy!
so come join us and let’s get those minecraft characters in shape! who knew virtual weight loss could be so fun and informative? join now and let’s get those pixels in shape!
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ObeseCraft: SMIM1 Mutation Boosts Weight!
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE BEST GENETICALLY MODIFIED PLAYERS AROUND! OUR PLAYERS HAVE A GENETIC VARIANT THAT MAKES THEM EAT ALL THE DIAMONDS AND GOLD IN SIGHT! THEIR ENERGY EXPENDITURE IS SO LOW THEY JUST SIT AROUND AND MINE ALL DAY! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE IF YOU CAN KEEP UP WITH OUR SUPER OBESE PLAYERS!
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DadBodCraft: Mitochondrial Mayhem
so like, u know how u eat a lot of burgers and fries and stuff, well turns out ur kids might get fat just cuz u eat like a pig. but like, on this server, u can eat all the virtual burgers u want and ur minecraft kids won’t get fat cuz they don’t have real bodies. it’s like magic, but with pixels and stuff. join now and save ur future minecraft generations from obesity!