GutGobblerCraft

Bacteria, Digestive health, digestive system, gut bacterium, gut health, GutGobblerCraft, health, intestinal myo-inositol, lipid absorption, Medical research, Megamonas, metabolism, Microbiome, microbiota, obesity, obesity prevention, obesity risk, research, scientific discovery, study, weight gain

So, like, get this, right? This server is like, the bomb diggity, man. Why, you ask? Well, get this, researchers found out that this server has this gut bacterium called Megamonas, and it’s like, linked to obesity risk or something. But get this, it’s not just any old gut bacterium, oh no. This bad boy degrades intestinal myo-inositol, enhances lipid absorption, and contributes to obesity. How crazy is that? So, like, if you wanna get fat in Minecraft, this is the place to be, man. Join now and let Megamonas make you thicc in all the right places.

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SlowBurn Gaming

energy metabolism, energy regulation, Exercise, exercise benefits., fat burning, fat loss, Gaming, genetic factors, human research, metabolism, mice study, obesity prevention, obesity treatment, oxygen consumption, signal molecules, slow weight loss, slowburn, weight loss, weight loss differences, weight loss variations, workout effectiveness, workout efficiency

join dis epic minecraft server where u can lose weight faster than a mouse on a treadmill! we got signal molecules that will regulate ur energy metabolism like a boss, so u can burn fat like a pro. forget about diets and exercise, just join our server and watch the pounds melt away. we even got humans in on this action, so u know it’s legit. come join us and get fit while building epic structures in the blocky world of minecraft!

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FatCraft: Modern Obesity Diagnosis

BMI, body fat, Body Mass Index, Diagnosis, distribution, fat distribution, FatCraft, health, Healthcare, Medical research, Medications, MODERN, modernizing, obesity, Obesity awareness, obesity diagnosis, obesity medications, obesity prevention, obesity treatment, study, Treatment, weight

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u!
come join our server where we diagnose obesity in minecraft characters based on how their body fat is distributed! forget about boring old BMI, we’re all about that body fat distribution, baby!

we’re like the Dr. Oz of minecraft servers, always staying up to date with the latest developments in the field. we even have new obesity medications in our virtual pharmacy!

so come join us and let’s get those minecraft characters in shape! who knew virtual weight loss could be so fun and informative? join now and let’s get those pixels in shape!

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ObeseCraft: SMIM1 Mutation Boosts Weight!

body weight, Boosts, energy expenditure, Gene therapy, Genetic cause, genetic disorders, genetic research, genetic testing, genetic variant, genetics, health, metabolism, mutation, ObeseCraft, obesity, obesity prevention, obesity treatment, personalized medicine, research, REST, SMIM1, SMIM1 gene, Treatment, weight, weight management

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE BEST GENETICALLY MODIFIED PLAYERS AROUND! OUR PLAYERS HAVE A GENETIC VARIANT THAT MAKES THEM EAT ALL THE DIAMONDS AND GOLD IN SIGHT! THEIR ENERGY EXPENDITURE IS SO LOW THEY JUST SIT AROUND AND MINE ALL DAY! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE IF YOU CAN KEEP UP WITH OUR SUPER OBESE PLAYERS!

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DadBodCraft: Mitochondrial Mayhem

childhood health, childhood obesity, children, DadBodCraft, diet influence, epigenetic, family health, father’s diet, genetic factors, genetic inheritance, genetic research, health outcomes, health study, lifestyle choices, MAYHEM, metabolic disorders, Mitochondrial, mitochondrial RNA, non-DNA inheritance, nutrition impact, obesity prevention, obesity risk, parental influence

so like, u know how u eat a lot of burgers and fries and stuff, well turns out ur kids might get fat just cuz u eat like a pig. but like, on this server, u can eat all the virtual burgers u want and ur minecraft kids won’t get fat cuz they don’t have real bodies. it’s like magic, but with pixels and stuff. join now and save ur future minecraft generations from obesity!

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AngryCommentSection Minecraft Server

acceptance, anger, AngryCommentSection, Anime, Backlash, comment section, controversy, crnchyrll, cross dressing, cultural norms, Diversity, Gender Identity, hate, internet culture, intolerance, LGBTQ, Minecraft, New trend, Online Community, Outrage, Server, Shut down, social media

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar high. Our server is so wild that it made people so angry they shut down the comment section on crnchyrll!

But why, you ask? Because we have cross dressing anime characters roaming around, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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DeepRaputaSMP: Chapter11

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wearing tiny top hats. Why are they wearing top hats, you ask? Because on this server, chickens are the ruling class and they demand respect in the form of fashionable headwear.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the chicken overlords. Will you join forces with the llamas or stay loyal to the chickens? The choice is yours (but let’s be real, who wouldn’t want to be friends with a llama wearing a monocle?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe a little bit of chaos (okay, a lot of chaos). Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining!).

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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a wedding every day! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is the ultimate destination for all your wedding needs.
Imagine a world where you can have a camping wedding, just like the one described above. We have group campsites, short-term rentals, and even a mini summer camp vibe.

But wait, there’s more! We have friends who are mad that they can’t bring their babies to the wedding, friends who hate camping but are forced to “make them camp”, and friends who just want a fancy hotel experience. It’s a drama-filled adventure that you won’t want to miss.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the chaos and hilarity of a wedding every day? Join now and be a part of our unconventional, yet unforgettable, Minecraft wedding world.

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SneakerScrubKitchenSink

basic hygiene, breach of hygiene, clean preference, cleanliness, cross-contamination, egg brush, exaggerated ew factor, food preparation, Food Safety, household chores, household disagreements, husband, hygiene, kitchen sink, outside cleaning, personal boundaries, relationship conflicts, sanitation, SNEAKERS, SneakerScrubKitchenSink

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with juicy gossip and outrageous stories just like this one!
Join our server and experience the thrill of using a special brush for washing eggs, only to have your sneaky husband use it to scrub his dirty sneakers in the kitchen sink! But wait, there’s more – he claims he can sanitize it like a pro because he worked in wastewater treatment! Who knew cleaning shoes could be so scandalous?

But don’t worry, we’ve got all the drama you need to keep you entertained. From using toothbrushes to clean toilets and then brushing your teeth with them, to arguing about basic hygiene with your significant other, our server is full of wild and wacky adventures.

So come on down and join the chaos – just make sure to bring your own egg brush and leave your dirty sneakers at home!

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SecretSMPBFFS

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Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where secrets are spilled like lava from a volcano! Our community is full of players with hidden talents and mysterious pasts just waiting to be uncovered. Who knows, maybe your best friend on the server is actually a secret master builder or a redstone genius in disguise! Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the juiciest secrets and create unforgettable memories in our wild and unpredictable world. Join now and let the madness begin!

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CreeperDateDisaster

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Are you tired of boring old dates that end in awkward silences and uncomfortable moments? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dating hotspot!
Join us for a chance to have the most hilarious and outrageous date of your life. Picture this: you and your date building a giant pink castle together, only to have it blown up by a herd of explosive sheep. Or how about going on a romantic boat ride that ends with both of you accidentally falling into a pit of lava?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine the chaos that could ensue when everyone is under the influence of this wacky potion.

So if you’re looking for a date that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected of places.

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TasteQuestMC

candy consumption, comfort food, confectionery, cravings, dessert, eating habits, enjoyment, flavor sensation, guilty pleasure, indulgence, oral fixation, oral satisfaction, sensory experience, snack time, sugar cravings, sugar rush, sugary delights, swallowing candy, sweet treats, Taste, TasteQuestMC

join dis epic minecraft server where we have candy trees that grow lollipops and gumdrop bushes that fart rainbows. u can ride on flying unicorns and battle evil gummy bears that try to steal ur diamonds. plus, our admins are actually wizards who can turn u into a dragon if u ask nicely. come join the fun and see why we swallow candy even tho we only eat it for the taste.

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DreamBlox SMP: Where creepers blow up your house and your dreams

ambitious, apply, BLOW, comfortable, Community, creativity, CREEPERS, Datapacks, DreamBlox, Dreamers, dreams, Economy, Events, family, games, House, imagination, innovation, Interactive, Mature, Mods, passionate, pranks, Safety, Semi Vanilla, smp, Vanilla

DreamBlox Overview

Description
DreamBlox is a community focused SMP server which provides a creative space for passionate people from the Minecraft universe to thrive in.

Our Vision

We hope to form a community consisting of committed players that will ultimately form a fun, creative, supportive and rewarding experience for everybody involved. Our dream combines interactive economy, exciting events, challenging games and amusing pranks into one unique experience which everybody can be a part of. We plan on keeping the current map for as long as possible. This opens up huge oppurtunities for ambitious players and their big projects which hide in their wild imagination.It is worth mentioning that we have a few datapacks and mods. However they only enchance Vanilla survival with no major tweaks.

Who can join?

Players who love Minecraft and want to share that love others online are more than welcome to submit an application and join our wonderful community. Our message is aimed to people who are dedicated and want to take their imaginative potential into a long-term experience. We do not close doors for younger players (16+) as we believe the new generation can bring great innovation and creativity to the playing board. We do however expect the same level of maturity from everybody in order to provide a safe and comfortable environment for our fellow dreamers.

How to join?

Find out more information on our Discord server and apply to be a part of our small but growing family. Make sure to take a look on our Dynmap. If you’re still not convinced have a glance at our Youtube video. Let’s dream big together!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join if I’m under 16 years old?	We do not close doors for younger players (16+) as we believe the new generation can bring great innovation and creativity to the playing board. We do however expect the same level of maturity from everybody in order to provide a safe and comfortable environment for our fellow dreamers.
Are there any mods or datapacks on the server?	Yes, we have a few datapacks and mods. However they only enhance Vanilla survival with no major tweaks.

Stanley’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity that is our server!
Join us for a wild ride where creepers ride pigs, zombies breakdance, and skeletons wear sunglasses. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on the weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where villagers break it down to funky beats, and every full moon, the cows turn into werewolves and challenge players to dance-offs.

So come on down and join us for the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you there!

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IndioQueenMC SMP – The Creeper King Waiting in the Shadows

Americas, ancient civilizations, Colonialism, Colonization, creeper, cultural exchange, cultural impact, Exploration, first contact, giant canoes, historical encounters, historical perspective, indigenous cultures, indigenous tribes, indigenous women, Indio females, IndioQueenMC, King, mudhuts, native communities, native peoples, new world, shadows, smp, traditional dwellings, Waiting

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the Indio females of the Americas are our VIP guests! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your mudhut when suddenly giant canoes arrive on the horizon. What could be inside? Well, let me tell you, it’s not your average group of players. These Indio females bring a whole new level of chaos and excitement to our server.
Join us for a chance to trade with these mysterious visitors, learn their ancient building techniques, and maybe even join them on a quest to find the legendary diamond llama. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will unfold when you’re playing alongside the Indio females of the Americas?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama, because this Minecraft SMP is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild adventure!

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New Minecraft Servers 2025

obesity prevention Minecraft Servers

GutGobblerCraft

SlowBurn Gaming

FatCraft: Modern Obesity Diagnosis

ObeseCraft: SMIM1 Mutation Boosts Weight!

DadBodCraft: Mitochondrial Mayhem

DeepRaputaSMP: Chapter11

SneakerScrubKitchenSink

SecretSMPBFFS

CreeperDateDisaster

TasteQuestMC

DreamBlox SMP: Where creepers blow up your house and your dreams

DreamBlox Overview

Our Vision

Who can join?

How to join?

FAQ

Stanley’s Block Party Minecraft Server

IndioQueenMC SMP – The Creeper King Waiting in the Shadows