yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da most lit health benefits in all of minecraft land. like, our players aged 33 to 46 are straight up buff and healthy, unlike those british noobs. we got dem cardiovascular health markers on point and ain’t nobody obese up in here. plus, we got mad disparities in health based on how much diamond u got. so come join us and level up ur health game, fam!
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Boomer vs Zoomer: Heart Health Wars
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ChunkyKids R Us: Childhood Crisis
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lol come join our minecraft server, where the only thing surging is the amount of fun you’ll have! our server is like a global crisis of childhood overweight and obesity, but in a good way! since 1990, our server has been growing like crazy, almost doubling in players every day.the united states may have the highest player count, but don’t worry, other nations are catching up fast! join now and be part of the alarming surge of fun and excitement. who needs to worry about real life problems when you can escape to our virtual world and build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content?
don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!
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Hungry Brain Goop Obese
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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without getting fat! It’s all because of this crazy brain goop that traps hunger neurons and makes you never feel full. It’s like a cheat code for staying skinny in Minecraft!Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!
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ObeseCraft: No Universal Health!
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join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of a crazy land where u can build ur own burger castle and fight off evil broccoli monsters. we got free healthcare for all ur pixelated injuries cuz we care about ur well-being (unlike real life America). plus, u can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle giant nacho dragons for epic loot. come join da fun and be part of a community that supports ur right to be as chubby as u want!
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DoTheDoMiTikTokChallenge Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the legendary Do Re Mi TikTok Challenge! That’s right, you and your Asian girlfriend can show off your sick dance moves while completing crazy challenges in-game. Who knows, you might even become TikTok famous! Join now for a chance to win virtual diamonds and bragging rights in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on the hottest trend in Minecraft history!
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White Bear Minecraft SMP Experience
Bear, Black Mirror, Dark, dystopian, Entertainment, episode review, Experience, Horror, I Have No Mouth and I must Scream, Justice, mind control, Minecraft, normies, Psychological, punishment, smp, social commentary, society, Technology, Thriller, tv show, Twisted, White, white bear, white bear organizationAre you tired of being a normie who would totally side with the White Bear organization from Black Mirror? Do you feel like you have no mouth and must scream like a character from a messed up sci-fi story? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you!Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and insanity that only a group of players with questionable morals can provide. We’ve got griefers who will make you question your own sanity, builders who will create mind-bending structures that defy all logic, and PVPers who will make you wish you never logged on.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or will you fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the madness. Just be prepared to lose your mind in the process.
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MILcraft Server: Baby Announcement Drama
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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual family drama-free!Our server is so awesome, even your grandma would approve (unlike that judgmental mother-in-law). Build your dream world, make virtual friends, and avoid awkward family conversations about raising kids.
Join now and let’s build a world where everyone is supportive and loving, unlike that grandma who needs a lesson in unconditional love. Don’t be the asshole, join our server today!
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NoobNoTrainingNeeded
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And don’t worry about making friends, because we’ve got a whole cast of characters just waiting to spice up your Minecraft experience. From the easy-going coworker who’s just trying to keep the peace, to the manager with a temper hotter than a Nether portal, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, things may get a little heated, but that’s all part of the fun!
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FitCraft SMP: Pro Athlete
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Are you tired of being a potato couch in Minecraft? Join our SMP and become a virtual athlete! We have daily competitions like Creeper Javelin, Enderman Long Jump, and Zombie Hurdles. Our players have achieved legendary status by winning the prestigious Diamond Cup, a trophy made entirely of diamonds (not really, it’s just a regular trophy spray-painted silver). So lace up your virtual sneakers and come show off your virtual muscles in our virtual gym… I mean, Minecraft server!
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KindCraft: Kindness Quest
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Remember that one time when you were mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper snuck up behind you? Well, on our server, our players are so kind that they’ll actually sacrifice their own diamonds to save you from exploding into a million pieces. Join us for the most heartwarming and explosive Minecraft experience ever!
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Baby Block Busters
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come join our epic minecraft server where the chance of being born with a major heart defect is 0% because we have magical healing powers that protect you from all harm! our server is like a virtual IVF clinic but instead of babies, we birth epic minecraft warriors who will conquer all the land! join us and be part of the most unique gaming experience you’ll ever have, where the only risk is having too much fun!
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KappaMine Minecraft server
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KappaMine is a server with a focus on vanilla survival. There is a donation on the server, but it does not affect the game. Otherwise, only advantages:
• Powerful hosting. Our server is located on vds hosting in Moscow. Resources: 10 GB ddr4 RAM and 4 i9 9900k cores.
• Nice assembly. On our server you will find a beautiful assembly decorated in white and green colors.
• Fast support. We will respond on average within 20 minutes.
play.kappamc.fun
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Unlimited Drama Isles: The Wild World of 18+ Minecraft Adventure!
Welcome to Infinity Isles!
Server Type Semi-Vanilla, Whitelisted, 18+ Server Started March 25th World Border Increased to 10k in version 1.21 What makes us stand out?
- Semi-vanilla gameplay with quality of life improvements
- Whitelisted community to ensure mature players
- East US coast server location for good connection
- Player-run shopping district and bi-weekly events
- Resource worlds for gathering materials without ruining main worlds
- No pay-to-win donation perks
- Friendly staff and active Discord community
Apply to join us on Discord:
https://discord.gg/infinityisles
FAQ
Question Answer Is the server only for players above 18? Yes, we have an age restriction of 18+ to maintain a mature community. Are there any special plugins on the server? We have plugins for fast leaf decay, dynmap, and head drops to enhance gameplay. Can I access resource worlds for gathering materials? Yes, we have portals at spawn to resource worlds for all three dimensions. Are donation perks pay-to-win? No, our donation perks are non-P2W and all proceeds go towards server improvement.
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Amelia’s Block Party Minecraft Server
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So if you’re looking for a server where you can channel your inner detective, make friends with fellow sleuths, and maybe even crack a few cases along the way, then look no further. Join us on this epic adventure and let’s show those pesky mobs who’s boss!