Obesity epidemic Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChubbyMouse WeightLoss

#WeightLoss, ChubbyMouse, Drugs, experimental treatments, fat cell manipulation, genetic engineering, Genetically altered fat cells, Genetically modified, GIPR, health, innovative solutions, medical breakthrough, metabolic memory effect, Mice, multi-agonist drugs, Obesity epidemic, obesity treatment, potential therapies, research, scientific advancement, weight loss

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Dragon Eggs Found:	4538	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the fat cells in mice have been genetically altered to help you lose weight just by playing! imagine mining for diamonds while also shedding those extra pounds, it’s a win-win situation! our drugs focus on the GIPR and can trigger a metabolic memory effect that keeps the weight off for good!

join now and become the leanest, meanest miner in all of minecraft! who needs the gym when you have our server to help you get fit while having fun? hurry and join before the mice start taking over the server with their newfound slimness!

Boomer vs Zoomer: Heart Health Wars

age group 33-46, American adults, boomer, British adults, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, chronic disease, comparison study, cross-country comparison, health, health disparities, health inequalities, health markers, health outcomes, health trends, Heart, lifestyle factors, obesity, Obesity epidemic, public health, research findings, socioeconomic factors, socioeconomic status, Wars, Zoomer

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da most lit health benefits in all of minecraft land. like, our players aged 33 to 46 are straight up buff and healthy, unlike those british noobs. we got dem cardiovascular health markers on point and ain’t nobody obese up in here. plus, we got mad disparities in health based on how much diamond u got. so come join us and level up ur health game, fam!

ChunkyKids R Us: Childhood Crisis

alarming surge, Childhood, childhood fitness, childhood health, childhood health crisis, childhood health epidemic, childhood health issue, childhood nutrition, childhood obesity, childhood weight, childhood well-being, childhood wellness, ChunkyKids, continents, Crisis, global crisis, health crisis, Nations, Obesity epidemic, overweight, prevalence, united states

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6723
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Dimension Hops:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9736
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

lol come join our minecraft server, where the only thing surging is the amount of fun you’ll have! our server is like a global crisis of childhood overweight and obesity, but in a good way! since 1990, our server has been growing like crazy, almost doubling in players every day.

the united states may have the highest player count, but don’t worry, other nations are catching up fast! join now and be part of the alarming surge of fun and excitement. who needs to worry about real life problems when you can escape to our virtual world and build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content?

don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and be part of the craziest adventure of your life!

Hungry Brain Goop Obese

Brain, brain cells, brain function, Brain goop, brain health, brain science, cellular mechanisms, cellular structure, defective cellular scaffolding, Goop, hunger cells, hunger control, hunger management, hunger neurons, hunger regulation, hunger signals, Hungry, metabolic disease, neuroscience, obese, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity research.

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Mines Excavated:	2203	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Emeralds Found:	585	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without getting fat! It’s all because of this crazy brain goop that traps hunger neurons and makes you never feel full. It’s like a cheat code for staying skinny in Minecraft!

Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!

ObeseCraft: No Universal Health!

AMERICANS, deterrent, first world nations, health, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare costs, healthcare disparities, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare system, incentive, lack of healthcare, ObeseCraft, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity prevention programs, obesity rates, public health, Universal, universal healthcare

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of a crazy land where u can build ur own burger castle and fight off evil broccoli monsters. we got free healthcare for all ur pixelated injuries cuz we care about ur well-being (unlike real life America). plus, u can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle giant nacho dragons for epic loot. come join da fun and be part of a community that supports ur right to be as chubby as u want!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Stable Work, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	3370
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Chimeras Created:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Blocky Bod Minecraft Server

apple shape, athletic build, blocky, BOD, body shape analysis, body shape guide, body shape identification, body shape quiz, body shape terminology, body type, body type classification, curvy body, hourglass body shape, hourglass figure, inverted triangle shape, Minecraft, pear shape, pear-shaped body, petite frame, plus size, rectangle shape, Server, slim figure, triangle shape

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Love Letters Sent:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special body type that will have you questioning reality! We call it the “Spaghetti Squid” body type – imagine a player with the body of a squid and the limbs of a spaghetti noodle, flailing around as they try to mine and build. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

Join us on this server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Whether you’re exploring our custom-built dungeons or participating in our weekly “Squid Noodle Olympics”, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden “Spaghetti Squid Temple”, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Squid Noodle God himself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and discover the true meaning of spaghetti squid madness!

Caffeine Craze Minecraft SMP

alertness, Antioxidant, balance, Benefits, brain function, Caffeine, coffee, CRAZE, daily consumption, daily routine, energy boost, Habit, health, heart health, Lifestyle, metabolism, Minecraft, Moderation, moderation is key, positive effects, recommended intake, smp, wellness

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	42	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	685
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest caffeine-fueled adventures in the blocky world! Our server is filled with coffee-loving players who believe that a small amount of coffee per day is the key to unlocking their building skills and PvP prowess.

Rumor has it that the founder of our server once built an entire castle in one night after downing a gallon of espresso. And don’t even get us started on the time when a player defeated the Ender Dragon in record time thanks to a triple shot latte.

So come join us if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level with the power of coffee! Who needs diamonds when you have a good cup of joe to fuel your adventures?

Reddit Germany Minecraft Server

Communication, Country, Digital, discussion, Europe, forum, germany, Global, internet, leader, Minecraft, Online Community, Popular, Ranking, reddit, Server, social media, statistics, Technology, Usa, User-generated content, world

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our inner redditors and take Germany to the next level of meme greatness! Join us as we build giant bratwurst statues, ride pigs into battle, and overthrow the evil Ender Dragon with the power of upvotes!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have mastered the art of trolling creepers with dank memes? Plus, rumor has it that Angela Merkel herself logs on to play every night, leading epic raids against rival factions while wearing a diamond-studded lederhosen.

So come on down to our server and experience the most reddit country in Europe in all its glory. Just be prepared for some seriously epic meme warfare and maybe a few too many schnitzel jokes along the way. Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Tribalism Minecraft SMP

christcuck morality, controversy, ENEMY, Ethics, Jesus, Jews, LOSING, loyalty, Methods, Might Is Right, Minecraft, morality, POL, Race, smp, society, Survival of the Fittest, Thread, tribalism, Tribe, winning, WorldView

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is all about peace and love? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where tribalism is the name of the game and Jesus is just a “dead jew on a stick” according to some of our players (we don’t judge, we just play Minecraft).

In our Might Is Right world, every tribe is out for themselves and conquering enemy tribes is the ultimate goal. But why hate on the jews? Is it because they’re winning and you’re losing? Or maybe it’s because of the methods they use? But hey, in this crazy world, survival of the fittest is the #1 principle, so no need to whine about it!

So come join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner tribal warrior. Who knows, you might even make some new friends (or enemies, but that’s all part of the fun)! See you in the game, and remember, this is the thread you’ve been waiting for!

Vality Survival

1.21, Adventure, Biomes, Community, competitive, Custom Biomes, Custom world, Economy, empire-building, Exploration, Friendly, Land claiming, multiplayer, PvP, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, Thrilling, Vanilla, Viabackwards, Viaversion

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magic Items Found:	3407
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Vality Survival Version: 1.21 (ViaVersion + ViaBackwards support) IP: valitysurvival.com

Custom Biomes, Epic Adventures Welcome to Vality Survival, a thrilling PvP-focused Survival SMP with a fully custom world waiting to be explored. Claim your land in unique biomes, build your empire, and dive into our competitive yet friendly community!

valitysurvival.com

topworldmc

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, CasinoSMP, casual player, Challenges, community-driven, compete, Cross-Play, Economy, Explore, Factions, Features, Gamemodes, Hardcore, hardcore competitor, Minecraft, Mini Games, official launch, Season 1 launch, Survival, topworldmc, Updates, Whitelist, whitelist mode

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mines Excavated:	4472
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Animals Bred:	88	Dimension Hops:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to [TOPWORLMC]! Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure with our three unique gamemodes: Survival, CasinoSMP, and Hardcore, with much more coming soon! Whether you’re a casual player looking to build and explore, or a hardcore competitor ready to face challenges, we have something for everyone.

Our server is currently in whitelist mode as we prepare for the official Season 1 launch in just one week! Join now and be among the first to explore, build, and compete in this brand-new, community-driven server. Be sure to check back soon for more exciting updates and features!

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Luce Debut Minecraft Server

artist debut, debut, debut album, debut announcement, debut date, debut performance, debut schedule, debut single, debut song, debut teaser, debut track, long tail, Luce, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music career, music debut, music release, new artist, Server, upcoming artist, when

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where the creepers know how to drop the beat (literally).

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting fireballs from your eyes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! Luce debut when? Like, right now, duh!

Dangan Craft SMP – Murder Mystery Madness

Anime, art assets, articles, artists, Birthday edition, charts, Craft, Dangan, Danganronpa General, Danganronpa News, Download pastebin, DRG, DRS Released on Steam, FANART, FICS, Game links, Icons, interviews, madness, Manga, Media, modding tools, murder, Music, Mystery, new, Novels, official store pages, old news, pastebin nuked, Resources, series guide, ship tags, shitposters, smp, spoiler-free guide, sprites, Ultimate Summer Camp

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a trial in Danganronpa? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Monokuma plot!

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a maze filled with creepers wearing Monokuma masks. They had to navigate through the maze while dodging explosive surprises at every turn. And guess what? They made it out alive and won a diamond block as a reward!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret rooms, hidden treasures, and even a secret Monokuma boss battle that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. And if you manage to defeat Monokuma, you’ll be rewarded with a special skin that turns you into the ultimate Minecraft detective!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Danganronpa-inspired Minecraft adventure! Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back. Monokuma is always watching…

The Vetoed Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, vetoed

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	235
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join our server for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a misunderstood party animal just looking for friends to play mini-games with. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!