ChubbyCraft: Brain Drain Edition

Brain, brain changes, chronic changes, ChubbyCraft, connections between neurons, Drain, Edition, energy availability, energy regulation, feeding behavior, food intake, high-fat diet, hormonal imbalance, metabolic disorders, Mice, mimic human obesity, neuron communication, obesity, obesity effects, obesity research., reduced sperm count, sperm production, testosterone dysregulation

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchantments Applied:	108	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	108
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we make ur brain go brrr with crazy builds and adventures! we got so much fun u won’t even remember what testosterone is! our high-fat diet of pixelated goodness will have u reducing connections between ur neurons in no time! u won’t even know when to stop playing cuz the fun never ends! join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

ChunkyCraft

ChunkyCraft, fertility, health risks, hormonal imbalance, lifestyle diseases., male infertility, male reproductive health, mens health, obesity, obesity complications, obesity effects, obesity impact, obesity research., overweight, reproductive health, reproductive system, semen quality, sperm count, sperm motility, weight and fertility, weight management

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	3819
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Magic Items Found:	3950	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about your weight problems! our server is so lit that even your sperm will thank you for joining! we have crazy challenges that will make you sweat out those extra pounds while building the sickest creations in the blocky world. who needs a gym when you can get fit and have a blast with us? join now and watch your sperm quality improve as you play!

Ascendancy SMP: Where we accidentally spelled ‘asendancy’ wrong but we’re still the top dogs

accidentally, ascendancy, asendancy, assassins, base, Builders, consequences, creator, Discord, Dogs, Events, Factions, Farmers, Join, Kingdoms, miners, organisers, Points, Roles, scouts, Server, smp, soldiers, spelled, Strict, Top, Video, wrong

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to Asendancy SMP!

Feature	Description
Twist	Each kingdom has a King who must be protected at all times. If the King dies, everyone in the Kingdom is banned for 1 day.
Roles	We have roles ranging from assassins to soldiers, farmers, builders, scouts, miners, and organizers.
How to Join	Join the Discord and submit a video or written application showcasing why you should be let in.

FAQ:

1. What is the main twist of Asendancy SMP?

The main twist is that each kingdom has a King who must be protected at all times. If the King dies, everyone in the Kingdom is banned for 1 day.

2. What types of roles are available in the server?

Roles range from assassins to soldiers, farmers, builders, scouts, miners, and organizers.

3. How can I join the Asendancy SMP server?

To join, you can join the Discord server and submit a video or written application explaining why you should be allowed to join.

BlockParty Minecraft Server

African Americans, anti-Black sentiment, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, blockparty, civil rights movement, derogatory, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, racial divide, racial inequality, racial slur, racial tension, racism, Server, social injustice, systemic racism, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Emeralds Found:	3143	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes (or so the legends say). And if you’re feeling brave, you can challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a rap battle – winner takes all the XP and bragging rights.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – one thing’s for sure, it’ll be a Nether of a good time!

TriesteMen80sMinecraftSMP

80s, assault, Boundaries, Cultural differences, disrespectful behavior., gender dynamics, Groping, handsy, Inappropriate Behavior, Men, Misogyny, personal anecdotes, Respect, sexual harassment, societal norms, travel experiences, trieste, TriesteMen80sMinecraftSMP, uncomfortable situations, victim blaming, Women’s safety

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Potions Brewed:	142

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the groping hands of Trieste in the 80s! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any unwanted advances from creepy NPCs. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make the Hope Diamond look like a pebble. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing getting grabbed is a pickaxe!

LootCraft Minecraft Server

college student, communication breakdown, education expenses, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, financial struggles, generational differences, gift expectations, laptop exchange, laptop gift, laptop purchase, laptop return, Lootcraft, material possessions, Minecraft, parenting priorities, personal values, Server, sibling rivalry, technology gifts, ungrateful behavior, ungrateful niece

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	37	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where ungrateful players get what they deserve? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of handing back laptops to entitled nieces who don’t appreciate your generosity.

We don’t tolerate any ungrateful behavior here – if you don’t show appreciation for the freebies we give you, you’ll be swiftly shown the door. Our community is all about respect and gratitude, so if you can’t handle that, this server is not for you.

Join now and witness the epic saga of entitled Jace and her laptop drama unfold. Will she learn her lesson and apologize, or will she continue to expect handouts without showing any gratitude? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

DivorceCraft: Daughter Edition

Affair, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, counseling, DAUGHTER, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Edition, family, Honesty, lying.., Marriage, parenting, reconciliation, relationships, Selfishness, Stability, Trust, Victim

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of drama in your personal life and looking for a distraction? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world of blocks and adventure, where the only affairs you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and skeletons.

Our server is a safe space for all, unless you’re a blocky ex-affair partner trying to sneak into our virtual bank. We have a strict no-contact policy with exes, so you can rest assured that your virtual marriage will be safe from any scandalous encounters.

Join us for some family-friendly fun, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with. And hey, if you need to vent about your real-life problems, our virtual chat is always open – just make sure your daughter isn’t listening in on your virtual divorce proceedings.

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to build with?

Broke2Billionaire Minecraft SMP

achieving wealth, Broke2Billionaire, building wealth from scratch, determination, financial growth, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Success, Financial Success Stories, goal-setting, hard work, investment strategies, long-term wealth, Minecraft, money management, overcoming financial obstacles, self-made millionaire, Self-Made Success, smp, success mindset, Wealth accumulation, wealth building, Wealth Creation

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of grinding IRL just to make ends meet? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and watch as even the most broke players become filthy rich in no time. How, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is secretly run by a group of wealthy villagers who are looking for new players to shower with diamonds and emeralds. All you have to do is join and start building, and before you know it, you’ll be swimming in riches! So why wait? Join our server now and start living the high life in Minecraft!

TitanicFactsGoneWrong

deep sea exploration, disturbing facts, engineering flaws, haunting tales, historical event, human error, iceberg collision, loss of life, luxury liner, maritime disaster, maritime history, ocean liner, passenger stories, ship sinking, Shipwreck, shipwreck investigation, Titanic, TitanicFactsGoneWrong, Tragedy, underwater wreckage, unsinkable ship

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	61

Are you ready to dive into the depths of the Minecraft ocean and uncover the disturbing secrets of the Titanic? Join our server and explore a replica of the infamous ship, complete with haunted cabins and ghostly passengers. But beware, rumors say that the iceberg that sunk the Titanic is still lurking in the waters, waiting to strike again! Can you survive the ultimate test of courage and skill? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Titanic!

MissileCraft: From Iran with Love

arms deal, arms trade, ballistic missiles, cooperation, Defense, Delivery, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, intel sources, international relations, iran, long range missiles, love, MIDDLE EAST, military capabilities, military technology, missile defense, MissileCraft, russia, SECURITY, strategic alliance, weapons

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	487918
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

lol, forget about that drama and come join our epic minecraft server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates!

why join? well, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to do your bidding.

rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build some crazy sh*t together!

Digifamily Legacy

archival, Artifacts, data preservation, descendants, Digifamily, digital backups, documents, family archives, family history, family treasures, Genealogy, generations, heritage, Inheritance, Legacy, Longevity, Memories, Pictures, preservation, Storage, Technology

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7219	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

join this epic minecraft server and u can be part of a family that saves all their digital stuff for centuries. imagine ur great great great grandkids finding ur minecraft builds and thinking u were a legendary builder. u can leave a legacy of epic proportions in this server, so join now and start building for the future generations!

BlockyBabesOnly

BlockyBabesOnly, consent education, ecu, Edith Cowan University, face vs body, gaze behavior, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender violence, Harassment, harmful attitudes, Men, Misogyny, objectification, Psychology, sexual aggression, sexual assault, social behavior, study, victim blaming, Women

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u see all them pixelated babes walkin around? well, this server is perfect for u if u like to stare at pixelated booties all day long. we got all the babes u could ever want, and if u stare at their bodies instead of their faces, u might just be a little creeper. but that’s okay, cuz we welcome all types here!

join our server for a chance to show off your harmful attitudes and maybe even practice some tendencies that could lead to sexual assault. it’s all in good fun, right? just remember to keep it pixelated, folks.

come on down to our server and get your daily dose of pixelated babes and harmful attitudes. who knows, maybe you’ll even meet your pixelated soulmate. just don’t forget to stare at their face every once in a while, okay?

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