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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 834 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Towns Built: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Join us and you’ll find a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and the villagers have formed a secret society that controls the economy (shh, don’t tell anyone).
But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a dragon that tells terrible jokes. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for those short fat goblins – they’re everywhere!