obesity Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Obese Appetite Busters Server

Appetite, appetite-related hormones, Busters, Drugs, Exercise, hormones, INCREASE, influence, Males, mimic, moderate-intensity exercise, obese, obesity, perceptions, Server, Significant, Successful, weight loss, weight loss drugs

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Towns Built:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where u can exercise ur fingers by mining and building all day long! we have found that playing minecraft can actually make u lose weight cuz u get so into it u forget to eat! our players have reported feeling full just by looking at their epic builds! join now and get those appetite-related hormones pumpin’ so u can become a minecraft master and lose weight at the same time! who needs weight loss drugs when u have minecraft?! #exercise #build #loseweight #minecraftmaster

Sip City: Sweet Tax Craze

Adult, beverage taxes, BMI, city, city-level, Consumption, CRAZE, data, Government, health, Impact, Lifestyle, obesity, public policy, Regulation, research, Sip, study, Sugar, SWEET, Sweetness, Tax, taxing, trends, weight

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	11245	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing taxing is the sweetness of our beverages! we have city-level beverage taxes that will shape your adult bmi trends like never before. want to lose weight while gaming? look no further, our server will have you shedding pounds faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend”.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is trying to get in on the action. we have crazy stories of players who have lost 50 pounds just by mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. who needs a gym membership when you have our server to keep you in shape?

so come on down and join the fun! we promise you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you say you’re getting fit while playing minecraft? it’s a win-win situation, my friends. let’s get those bmi trends in check and start slaying some zombies together!

PixelSoda Slimming Land

beverage consumption, beverage taxation, Body Mass Index, California, data analysis, health, health policy, Land, obesity, PixelSoda, public health, reduced BMI, slimming, SSB taxes, study, sugar-sweetened beverage, sugary drink consumption, sugary drinks, tax impact, tax implementation, tax policy, weight management, young adults

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Crops Grown:	8332
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	240
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got magical potions that make you shrink and grow like Alice in Wonderland! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you take a sip!

And get this, our server has a secret underground world where you can battle giant gummy bears and ride unicorns made of cotton candy. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but in Minecraft form!

Plus, we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Soda Can that grants you unlimited fizzy drinks for life. It’s like the Holy Grail, but way more refreshing!

So come join our server and get ready for a sugar rush of epic proportions. Just watch out for the creepers, they’re addicted to soda too and will do anything to get their hands on it!

MuscleCraft: Weight Loss Edition

Boost, DRUG, drug discovery, Edition, GLP-1 medication, health, Loss, Medical research, medication, Mice, Molecule, muscle loss, muscle loss prevention, MuscleCraft, obesity, prevent muscle loss, reverse muscle loss, scientists, total weight loss, US adults, weight, weight loss, weight loss medication

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0

so like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit it will make ur muscles grow like u been hittin the gym 24/7? well, this server is the place to be, cuz we got this crazy drug that reverses muscle loss in mice and we gonna add it to the game so u can be swole af while u mine and build and stuff.

imagine ur character in minecraft getting jacked just by playing on our server. u gonna be the envy of all the other players, trust me. plus, u gonna be so strong u can take on any mob that comes ur way without breaking a sweat.

come join us on this epic minecraft server and watch ur muscles grow bigger and bigger with every block u break. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out on all the gains u gonna make.

LiverCraft: Steatotic Shenanigans

2050, fatty liver, healthcare costs, insulin resistance, Liver Cancer, liver cirrhosis, liver damage, liver disease, liver failure, liver function, liver health, LiverCraft, metabolic disorders, metabolic dysfunction, metabolic syndrome, NAFLD, non-alcoholic fatty liver disease, obesity, public health, Shenanigans, Steatotic, steatotic liver disease, US

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can mine ur way to a steatotic liver disease like never before! u can build ur own liver out of blocks and watch it get all fatty and dysfunctional just like in real life!

we got pigs that drop bacon-flavored medicine to cure ur liver, and cows that give u milk that makes u immune to liver damage. but watch out for the evil sugar cane that tries to give u diabetes and ruin ur liver even more!

come join us and see how ur liver health will be impacted by 2050 in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab ur pickaxe and get ready to mine for a healthier liver!

ObeseCraft: Glutide Hospital Escape

alcohol use disorder, alcoholism, approved medications, Benefits, Clinical Study, diabetes, diabetes treatment, Escape, Glutide, health, Healthcare, Hospital, hospitalization risk, liraglutide, medical advancements, medication, ObeseCraft, obesity, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, reduced risk, research, semaglutide, weight loss

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Runes Activated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like takin semaglutide and liraglutide but for ur gaming addiction! u won’t need hospitalization for playin too much cuz dis server got u covered. we got potions dat make u invincible and fly like a majestic dragon. forget about approved meds, dis server is da real deal. come join us and level up ur gaming experience to infinity and beyond!

Chunky Pixel Pals

alternate metric, BMI, body composition, chunky, Commission, definition, Experts, health, measurements, obesity, PALS, PIXEL, supplement metric

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Potions Brewed:	92
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	9046	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like to play minecraft on a server where the pigs can fly and the creepers dance the macarena? well, look no further, cuz this server is the craziest, most wackadoodle place you’ll ever experience in your blocky life.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow named moocow who will guide you through the land of rainbow-colored trees and lava waterfalls. our players are all unicorns in disguise, so expect to be surrounded by glitter and rainbows at all times.

oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your honor? or that if you build a house out of dirt, it turns into a castle made of gold? yeah, that’s just the kind of magic you can expect on this server.

so come on down and join us for the ride of your life. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server this bonkers? trust us, you won’t regret it.

Sugary Saturated Impulse Craft

added sugar, adolescent rats, adult behavior, brain development, Cognitive control, cognitive function, Craft, Decision making, diet, dietary habits, health, high-fat diet, human development, impulse, impulsiveness, impulsivity, motor tasks, nutrition, obesity, poor self-control, researchers, saturated, saturated fats, sugary

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Zombie Dances:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1754
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA BE A RAT WITH BAD DECISION MAKIN SKILLS! WE FEED U HIGH-FAT DIET SO U CAN BE IMPULSIVE AND HAVE NO SELF-CONTROL! U CAN BE LIKE A TEENAGE RAT AND MAKE DUMB CHOICES! COME JOIN US AND SEE HOW UR BRAIN DEVELOPS INTO A MUSHY MESS! #YOLO #MINECRAFTRATS #BADDECISIONS

Slimy Soil Weight Loss Server

#soil, Bacteria, basis, discovery, health, high-fat diet, INJECTIONS, inoculations, Loss, metabolism, Mice, Microbiome, Mycobacterium vaccae, obesity, Prevention, researchers, Server, slimy, soils, study, vaccine, WEEKLY, weight, weight gain, Western diet

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Votes:	6602	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mines Excavated:	3206	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we inject u with magical bacteria that make u lose weight even if u eat all the junk food in the world. no more worrying about those pesky extra pounds, just play minecraft and let the bacteria do all the work for u. who needs a diet when u have bacteria injections, amirite? join now and say goodbye to weight gain forever!

FitCraft: Weight is Overrated

Body Mass Index, cardiovascular health, Exercise, fit, FitCraft, FITNESS, Fitness Matters, health, healthy lifestyle, healthy living, long tail tags, Longevity, normal weight, obesity, Overrated, physical activity, Premature death, research, risk reduction, strength training, weight, wellness

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252

yo, u ever wanna flex ur minecraft muscles AND ur real life muscles at the same time? well, dis server is da place for u! we believe dat fitness is da key to longevity, so we got workouts built into da game! run laps around our custom-built track, do push-ups in da virtual gym, and even climb virtual mountains to get those gains!

research shows dat being fit is more important than weight for living a long life, so join us and cut ur risk of premature death in HALF! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes u invincible in battle if u work out enough. so come get swole with us and dominate da minecraft world!

DonorCraft Minecraft Server

conscious decision, Decision making, DonorCraft, elective surgery, ethical considerations, family love, Family Values, fragile body, full life, healthcare decisions, life-saving gift, medical procedures, Minecraft, moral beliefs, organ donation, organ transplant, personal choice, registered organ donor, religious beliefs, Selfishness, Selflessness, Server, spirituality

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crops Grown:	8791
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate spiritual journey! Just like my mum, who is all about being in touch with her spiritual side, our server will have you feeling connected to the virtual world like never before.

Become an organ donor in-game and watch as your character selflessly gives their organs to others in need. Who knew Minecraft could teach you such valuable life lessons?

But be warned, not everyone will agree with your decision to donate your virtual organs. Just like my mum, there may be some players who think it’s selfish of you to make such a big decision on your own. Will you stand up for what you believe in, or will you let the haters get to you?

Join our server now and embark on a journey of self-discovery and virtual organ donation. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about the importance of giving back, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

LightOnWhileHeWorks

anxiety, apartment, bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, electricity usage, fear of the dark, LightOnWhileHeWorks, Night light, Night shift, Permission, relationship, Safety, SECURITY, sleeping alone, sleeping habits, Therapy, traumatic event, Understanding

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Votes:	3601	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Mines Excavated:	2866	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of lighting up your world! Just like this player’s fear of the dark, we know that sometimes you need a little extra brightness to feel safe and secure.

Join us on our server and never worry about being called a “careless child” for using electricity to keep the monsters away. We encourage all players to light up their builds, no matter how outrageous the reason may be!

And don’t worry about permission to use the electricity, on our server, everyone has a say in how the light shines bright. So come on over and let your creativity shine, because on our server, the only thing scarier than the dark is running out of torches!

FakeCelebHater Minecraft SMP

Artificial, Celebrity, deceitful, deceptive, dishonest, Disingenuous, Fake, FakeCelebHater, fraudulent, inauthentic, insincere, Minecraft, Phony, pretentious, smp, superficial, unappealing, unauthentic, unlikable, unlikeable, untrustworthy

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crops Grown:	9457
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of dealing with fake celebrities? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! We promise you won’t find any fake celebrities here, just a bunch of crazy players who are ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will give you superpowers in real life. So if you want to fly like Superman or shoot lasers from your eyes, this is the place to be! Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world!

CraftyNostalgia

Adventure, bedtime stories, carefree days, childhood friends, childhood memories, CraftyNostalgia, creativity, Exploring, family bonding, favorite toys, freedom, Fun activities, growing up, happy moments, imagination, Innocence, Laughter, Nostalgia, playing outside, School days, simpler times

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3101
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts out of couch cushions and blankets? Well, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Our server is like a virtual playground where you can let your imagination run wild. Build towering castles, dig deep underground for hidden treasures, or challenge your friends to epic PvP battles. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky miner to strike it rich? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a portal to a mysterious realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Who knows what wacky surprises await you!

So if you’re ready to relive the glory days of your childhood and embark on a hilariously fun Minecraft adventure, join us on our server today. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TerrorCraft: Brace for Blocks!

abroad, blocks, Brace, Caution, Citizens, diplomatic relations, emergency preparedness, foreign affairs, global threat, International, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, national security, overseas threats, Precaution, Safety, Safety Measures, SECURITY, terror attacks., TerrorCraft, Terrorism, travel advisory, Warning

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

so, like, this server is lit af, like seriously lit. we got diamonds for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna survive the apocalypse, man. we got zombie pigs riding on chickens and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s like a rave party in the nether, bro. and the best part is, we got a secret underground base where we hide from the evil mobs. so, like, join now before it’s too late and the world gets taken over by killer bunnies. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.

MineralLensCraft

advancement, art, cameras, Capture, creativity, Development, Earth, Equipment, History, humans, Impressive.., innovation, MineralLensCraft, MINERALS, perspective, photography, point in time, realization, skill, Technology, Visual

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

LOL this server is like a CAMERA but for MINECRAFT! Join us and capture epic moments in the blocky world! We have magical minerals that let you freeze time and take epic selfies with creepers and Endermen! You can even make your own photo album in-game and show off your sick builds to all your friends! It’s like Instagram but way cooler because it’s in Minecraft! So come join us and snap some pics, because who needs real life when you have a camera in Minecraft, amirite?!

KaraokeBlushCraft

blushing, Body Temperature, brain activity, cheek temperature, cognitive neuroscience, emotional response, karaoke performances, KaraokeBlushCraft, mri, neural imaging, Neural substrates, neuroscience, physiological response, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-consciousness, self-monitoring, self-observation, self-perception, social psychology, Volunteers

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported into this crazy world where your cheek temperature increases when you watch yourself sing karaoke. like, what even is that? but it’s true, man. you’ll be blushing like crazy as you watch your own performances on this server. it’s like a wild ride for your brain, with MRI tracking and everything. come join us and experience the ultimate blushing adventure in minecraft!

RespawnRUs Minecraft Server

consequences, coping mechanisms, depression, disadvantages, emotional pain, life choices, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental well-being, Minecraft, RespawnRUs, seeking help, self harm, self-care, self-destructive behavior, Server, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7724	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Buildings Constructed:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or try your luck at taming a herd of explosive sheep that rain down TNT from the sky. And don’t even get us started on the epic boss battles against a horde of evil llamas riding on top of flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features a hidden realm where players can ride on the backs of unicorns while shooting rainbow-colored fireballs at their enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off to determine the fate of the entire server.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer? Join now and see for yourself why everyone is dying to be a part of our insane Minecraft community!

SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

Attack, Bitcoin, cry, cryptocurrency, Cum, Digital Currency, emotional, finance, Gonna, hurt, Manipulation, market, Minecraft, pants, piss, RETALIATION, Revenge, sabotage, Shit, smp, SMPGamerGirl69, Spite, Volatile, vulnerable

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crops Grown:	2912

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is on a mission to take down Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Because they stole our virtual diamonds and we’re out for revenge!

Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only way to win is by overthrowing the evil Bitcoin overlords. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and plot against the cryptocurrency villains who dare to mess with our precious resources.

But beware, the Bitcoin minions are always watching, ready to strike back with their virtual swords and shields. Will you join us in the fight for justice and emeralds? Or will you cower in fear at the might of the almighty Bitcoin empire? The choice is yours, brave adventurer. Join us and let the chaos begin!

TinyTweakMC SMP

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever play on!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your base in the clouds and fend off attacks from an army of evil chickens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos!