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RockClimbRejects Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4362
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Farms Harvested:	877
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where weight limits don’t exist and everyone is welcome to climb to new heights! Unlike that rock climbing centre at the mall, we don’t discriminate based on weight or any other silly reason.

Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top without any restrictions. No one will be left behind or excluded here, because we believe in supporting each other no matter what.

So come on over and leave behind the drama of real life. We promise you won’t be called a fake friend or accused of being selfish for wanting to have some fun. Let’s climb together and show the world that Minecraft is where true friendships are made!

WeddingCraftUber

Apology, assigned tables, bachelor party, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, disability, Drama, elope, exclusion, friendship, Marriage, misunderstanding, reception, relationships, seating, Support, Uber, Wedding, WeddingCraftUber

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2561
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5739	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

calories, diet, Exercise, fad diets, fat, FITNESS, Food, healthy, Lifestyle, Misconception, misleading, Moderation, Natural, nutrition, organic, processed foods, smp, Sugar, superfoods, UnhealthyEatsMC, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mines Excavated:	1204
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CreeperConfessions

Accidental, awkward, Conversation, CreeperConfessions, eavesdropping, EMBARRASSING, gossip, inappropriate, INTIMATE, Overheard, Personal, private time, REVEALING, scandalous, Secrets, Shocking.., Surprising, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, voyeurism, Wild

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Towns Built:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

Chief Advisor, compromise, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Government, Hungary, influence, international relations, Négotiation, Orbán, OrbansCraft, Politics, potential conflict, power dynamics, russia, Russia-Hungary relations, SOVEREIGNTY, Surrender, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

“Youth, age, age hide-and-seek, always, BE, Chasing, cozying up, Game, Grown-ups, Hideandseek, just live, Kids, knees creak, lifelong, Live, Somewhere., Time, Time Travelers, travelers, trying, Youthful

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

amazing community, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employment, Endless fun, fair, Fun, Galore, gameplay, hang out, in-game currency, ip address, Join, join today, meets, Minecraft, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Zombie Dances:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Guideless Minecraft Server

Advisor, Assistance, Clueless, confusion, Direction, figuring it out, figuring out, guidance, Guide, Guideless, Help, Instructions, Lost, mentor, Minecraft, navigation, problem solving, Server, solution, step by step, Support, tutorial, Walkthrough

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9541	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

botched circumcision, bullying, circumcised, circumcision, classmates, Crafty, dick, dropped out, Erect, Frankenstein stick, Girlfriend, head missing, hikkimori, ISOLATION, laughing stock, Minecraft, retail job, ruined life, scandal, skin grafts, smp, social pariah, surgeries, token advice

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Potions Brewed:	181
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2288	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

affectionate, Apology, aunt, BabyCraftLand, Babysitting, Birthday Party, Boundaries, college, Communication, emotional, family, law school, master’s degree, misunderstanding, Niece, online classes, Physical, relationships, Siblings, sister-in-law, term of endearment

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Awkwardly Normal

Awareness, awkwardly, Behavior, common, Communication, Conversation, culture, discussion, everyday life, eye-opening, habits, normal, Perception, Personal experiences, perspective, realization, SELF AWARENESS, sharing, social interactions, social norms, societal expectations

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Star Shards Collected:	285

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!