obese cousin Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChunkyCousinWheelchairJoy

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5528
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Void Armor Forged:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Towns Built:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

Imagine a world where you can ride a mobility scooter through a virtual park without any limitations! No need to worry about off-road use or flat tires, just pure fun and excitement.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and enjoy yourself, without any judgment or shame. Embrace the freedom to explore and create your own path, just like pushing a wheelchair through grass and dirt.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where anything is possible, even pushing a six-hundred-pound cousin in a wheelchair across a public park. Let’s make memories that will last a lifetime, or at least until the next server reset!

EmotionallyUnbreakable Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, emotional resilience., emotional strength, emotional trauma, EmotionallyUnbreakable, healing, inner peace, inner strength, mental health, mental toughness, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self-care, Server, Survival, Trauma, trauma healing, Trauma recovery

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7423	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and start performing a synchronized dance routine. It’s like a Minecraft flash mob, but with explosions!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled sheep who is constantly pranking players by turning their houses into giant wool sculptures?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WorstHumanAliveMC

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mines Excavated:	4460
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Who is the worst human being currently alive? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show the world that Minecraft is not just a game, it’s a way of life!

BalloonDrop Mystery – Where did they go?

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2869
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Potions Brewed:	172
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret society of balloon enthusiasts who are constantly losing or releasing balloons but NO ONE has ever seen one fall!!! like wut even is gravity on this server??? come join us and solve the mystery of the disappearing balloons while building epic structures and battling creepers with your trusty diamond sword. also, rumor has it that the balloons are actually portals to a parallel universe where pigs ride on chickens and diamonds grow on trees. so come on, what are you waiting for?? join now and be part of the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft server ever created!!!

EmpathyCraft: Outta Body Fun

Altered States of Consciousness, Awareness, Body, Consciousness, Detachment, emotional connection, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, Fun, holistic healing, interconnectedness, Life, meditation, mind-body connection, mindfulness, neuroscience, out of body experiences, Outta, Physical Body, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, SPIRITUAL, spirituality, Transcendence

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Runes Activated:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Yo, have u ever wanted to have an out-of-body experience in Minecraft? Well, on dis server, we got u covered! When u join, u will be transported to a whole new dimension where u can detach from ur physical body and feel a deep connection with all life around u. U will feel more empathy for ur fellow players and work together to create epic builds and conquer challenges like never before. So come join us and let’s get trippy together, man!

Crafty Poo Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Ores Mined:	9063
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	735
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Crops Grown:	2923
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate challenge – the Diarrhea Survival Mode! Just like in real life, your character will randomly poop out chunky diarrhea while exploring the world. But don’t worry, you can use your half-empty water bottle to clean up the mess or trade your t-shirts for some toilet paper. Can you survive this messy adventure? Join now and find out!

PekoCraft Minecraft Server

AkuPeko, Anime, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, Emotional healing, FANART, fanfiction, forgiveness, friendship, Gaming, love, Minecraft, PekoCraft, pekomiko, reconciliation, relationships, Server, Ship, Support, Understanding, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8133	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Animals Bred:	31
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and PekoMiko is always causing trouble. Join us as we try to figure out why AkuPeko is the key to solving all our problems, but only if they can reconcile why PekoMiko can’t!

Embark on epic quests to uncover the mysteries of these two enigmatic characters, all while dodging exploding chickens and riding on flying pigs.

Build your own fortress to protect yourself from the mischievous antics of PekoMiko, who is known for turning everything into cheese. But don’t worry, AkuPeko is always there to save the day with their magical powers of friendship and rainbows.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you can unlock the secrets of AkuPeko and PekoMiko. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen!

BoxerShortsGamerGirl

advice, Appearance, boxers, BoxerShortsGamerGirl, clothes, Communication, Conflict, criticism, decision, family, fashion, judgment, opinion, parenting, Public, relationship, Role Model, social norms, STEPDAUGHTER, stepkids, teenager

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7385
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	155
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further, because on our server, we have stepkids wearing boxers as our main attraction! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy fashion choices you’ll come across while exploring our virtual world.

Join us and witness the drama unfold as stepdad (m47) tries to navigate the world of teenage fashion with his stepdaughter (f16) wearing boxers in public. Will he be able to convince her to change into something more appropriate? Will the bio dad make a surprise appearance and challenge his fashion sense? The possibilities are endless on our server!

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never have a dull moment on our Minecraft server. So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to leave your boxers at home!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	4227
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Do you struggle to even build a simple dirt hut without getting blown up by a creeper? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the most epic and chaotic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers and a pet zombie that does the moonwalk. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with the Minecraft theme song.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft master, because let’s face it, you can’t get any worse than you already are.

RiverCraft Minecraft Server

aquatic safety, Bacteria, contamination levels, E.coli, environmental concerns, France, health risks, Minecraft, olympics, Paris, Paris Olympics, Pollution, public health, river pollution, RiverCraft, Seine River, Server, Summer Olympics, Unsafe, water contamination, water quality, waterborne illnesses.

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more E. coli than the Seine River in Paris! it’s like swimming in a toxic waste dump, but way more fun! our server is so wild, even the Olympics are scared to come near us! if you’re looking for a thrill, join us and see if you can survive the deadly waters of our virtual world. just remember to bring your hazmat suit!

PixelPals: JapanCityExamScandal

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Star Shards Collected:	217
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and villagers that tell the best jokes. but wait, there’s more!

rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll uncover the secret treasure of the lost city of Atlantis. yeah, that’s right. we got underwater temples filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a few mermaids if you’re lucky.

oh, and did i mention the secret society of llamas that control the server? yeah, they wear top hats and monocles and only speak in riddles. but if you can solve their puzzles, they’ll grant you three wishes. no joke.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server of all time. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.