New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Obese adults Minecraft Servers

  • IntermittentFastingFail41

    IntermittentFastingFail41
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 2742
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2245 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 96

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this cray cray minecraft server and you magically lose weight just by playing. like, you don’t even have to do anything special, just play minecraft and BAM, you’re shedding those pounds like nobody’s business. it’s like a weight loss program but way more fun cuz you’re building stuff and fighting zombies and stuff. trust me, it’s like, science or something. join now and watch the pounds melt away while you craft and mine your way to a healthier you. n=41, that’s like, a lot of people, so you know it’s legit. come join us and get fit while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShiftsOverBoysLater

    ShiftsOverBoysLater
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 7499
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like being $12,000 in debt and dealing with a boyfriend who just doesn’t get it. Join us for some virtual fun and leave all your financial worries behind!

    On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about money or work schedules. No need to drop shifts to hang out at the beach, because here you can go whenever you want, even on a Monday!

    Unlike some people, our players understand the importance of balancing work, relationships, and self-care. You won’t find any drama queens here, just a supportive community of gamers who know how to have a good time.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems at the door. Who needs a boyfriend who doesn’t understand when you can have a whole virtual world to explore and enjoy? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafting Catastrophe

    Crafting Catastrophe
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 5501
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 128 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Chimeras Created: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that time when everyone thought wearing socks with sandals was going to be the hottest trend of the year? Yeah, that totally bombed. But fear not, because we have something even better to offer – our Minecraft server!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that every time they logged off, a unicorn would appear and guard their precious diamonds. Sounds too good to be true? Well, it is true on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests that only the bravest of players can uncover. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions.

    So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Socks with sandals may have bombed, but our server is sure to be a hit!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CubanCraft Minecraft Server

    CubanCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 5221
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 245 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got Canadian Armed Forces teaming up with DND to track Russian warships near Cuba. Can you believe that shiz? Like, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we out here playing real-life spy games in Minecraft, fam. Join us if you wanna be part of this insane adventure and help save the world from a possible war. Plus, we got free pizza every Friday for all players, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna join, right? Let’s go, gamers!

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  • BCraft Coal Co. – Mine & Fine!

    BCraft Coal Co. – Mine & Fine!
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 3684
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, if u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know that we’re like the B.C. coal mining company of servers, but without all the violations, lol. we got more than 400 reasons why u should join, like the fact that we have diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena.

    our server is so lit, it’s like mining for coal in Canada, but without the fines, ya feel me? we’re all about that grind, just like those miners digging for that sweet, sweet coal.

    so, come join us and experience the thrill of mining without any of the violations. plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get invited to. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on that.

    join now and let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyMart

    CraftyMart
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 9024
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 26 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, on this server, our homes are like mini grocery stores, ya know? you can find everything you need to survive in the wild, like bread, milk, and even diamond swords! it’s like living in a shopping mall, but with creepers and zombies roaming around. come join us and never worry about running out of food again! plus, our villagers are expert chefs and will cook you up a feast fit for a king. so come on over and let’s get this party started!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • V For Vanilla, where chaos meets simplicity and we never hit the reset button!

    V For Vanilla, where chaos meets simplicity and we never hit the reset button!
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 3701
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 7

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    V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Server IP VForV.net
    Server Discord https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
    Version Java 1.20.4

    V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

    We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

    We hope to see you soon on V!

    Server Info:

    World Border At 30M
    No Map Resets
    Spawn Area Random, unprotected
    TPA/Sethome Not available
    Griefing/Killing Allowed
    Duping No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
    Chat Moderation Not strictly moderated
    Server Location Dedicated server hosted in Finland

    Server Rules:

    • Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
    • Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

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  • CarCrossing Minecraft Server

    CarCrossing Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 2959
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 95
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Votes: 3785 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the very fabric of reality? Look no further! Join our server and experience the mind-bending phenomenon of travelling oversea by car! That’s right, forget about planes and boats, we do things differently here. Who knew driving to a neighboring country could be considered a grand adventure across the high seas? Join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about travel. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IndieCrafters – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    IndieCrafters – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 8216
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 477 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Towns Built: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7602 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, Bunny Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground world where all the indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more hang out. It’s like a VIP club for the coolest of the cool.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special section for shilling your 499view oshi – as long as they’re a Twitch partner or have the YouTube equivalent in numbers. We’re all about supporting the underdogs here, even if they’re just one viewer away from greatness.

    Oh, and did I mention we have a leaderboard of all the top indie vtubers, complete with Twitch Clips and VOD archival guides? It’s like a treasure trove of vtuber goodness just waiting to be explored.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have Koikatsu cards for all your SEEEEEEEEEX needs, a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP), and even a section dedicated to Ducks. Yes, you read that right – Ducks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the craziest, most entertaining vtuber community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • CraftyClassroom

    CraftyClassroom
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 6452
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 43 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Chimeras Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like the responsible adult you are! Unlike some universities in Texas, we won’t hold your hand through every little thing. Need help with your FAFSA? Sorry, we’re not going to fill in the blanks for you like a screenshot-loving student. And if your ID is expired, tough luck – even if you’re a football recruit, we still need a valid ID!

    But don’t worry, we’re not all tough love here. We’ll still help you out within reason, unlike some parents who think we’re useless because of FERPA guidelines. And if you think we’re being unprofessional, just wait until you meet our coaches who think we’re assholes for not babying the students.

    So join our server and experience the thrill of adulting in a virtual world where you’ll learn valuable life skills like reading emails and following instructions. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a football recruit who needs help with their FAFSA – just don’t expect us to fill in the blanks for you!

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  • PeeveCraft: Oddball Edition

    PeeveCraft: Oddball Edition
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 6535
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Dimension Hops: 8
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for hours only to find out your pickaxe is made of rubber and can’t even break through dirt? Well, fear no more because on our server, all pickaxes are made of pure diamond and can break through bedrock like it’s butter!

    Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday!

    Sick of boring old creepers blowing up your hard work? Don’t worry, on our server, creepers have been trained to breakdance instead of explode. It’s quite the sight to see!

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the only place where you can plummet from the sky with a giant dragon by your side.

    So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

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