Obese MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MangoCraft – Insulin Sensitivity Boost

mangocraft, overweight, diet, diabetes, Insulin sensitivity

so like, u know how eating mangos is like, good for u and stuff? well, this server is like the mango of all minecraft servers, bro. like, if u join this server, u will become a minecraft master in no time. u will be building epic castles and slaying dragons like it’s no big deal.

plus, like, eating mangos is good for ur health, right? well, joining this server is good for ur mental health. u will make so many friends and have so much fun, u won’t even remember what stress feels like.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this server now and start living ur best minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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ChunkyCraft – Where pixels get plump

Adults, plump, early death, 2050, public health

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we promise to keep you so entertained that you won’t even have time to think about becoming overweight or obese by 2050! Our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll be too busy building, exploring, and battling mobs to even think about snacking on junk food.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to combat obesity by keeping players active and engaged. So basically, by joining us, you’re not just having fun – you’re also saving the world from a future of early death and disease. No pressure or anything.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got legendary treasure hidden in every corner of our server, just waiting for you to discover it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your journey to a healthier, happier, and more absurdly entertaining future. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Porky Hog Fat Ass Double Wide Butterball 1.20.5

hog fat, indulgence, Unhealthy, ass, double

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a porky hog fat ass double wide butterball of fun!

We got pigs flying around like they’re on a sugar rush and cows wearing top hats and monocles.

The trees are made of bacon and the rivers flow with melted butter.

You can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

It’s like a psychedelic trip through Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory.

Don’t miss out, join now and let the insanity consume you!

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Nose Bacteria Drug Delivery – Weight Loss Server

Brains, Mice, Server, Bacteria, Microbiome

join our epic minecraft server where we have nose bacteria that will deliver drugs to your brain! become a mouse and lose weight by snorting appetite-suppressing hormones! who needs exercise when you have nose bacteria doing all the work for you? come join the fun and watch the pounds melt away as you explore our crazy world filled with magical creatures and mind-bending adventures! snort your way to a healthier brain today!

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Obese But Healthy – Fat Burn Fail

obesity paradox, health, Burn, Obesity epidemic, Predict

so, like, u know how sometimes u think u r all healthy n stuff cuz u r not, like, super skinny but u r not, like, super fat either? well, turns out, ur body weight n stuff dont really tell u if u r gonna get sick or not. like, 25% of obese peeps r actually healthy. but, get this, some obese peeps r unhealthy cuz their fat cells cant burn fats like they should. so, u never really know, man. join our minecraft server n maybe u will learn more crazy stuff like this. plus, we have, like, flying pigs n talking cows. it’s wild, dude. come join us for some wacky fun!

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ChunkCraft SlimDown

healthy lifestyle, Commitment, FITNESS, love, encouragement

Are you tired of carrying around extra weight on your shoulders? Well, on our Minecraft server, we support our players in losing weight by making them mine for diamonds all day long! Who needs a gym membership when you can just dig for precious gems in a virtual world?

Join us and watch as your character sheds those pounds while you build epic structures and battle mobs. Plus, our community of supportive players will cheer you on every step of the way – because nothing says motivation like a group of pixelated friends rooting for you!

So come on, partner up with us on this weight loss journey and let’s mine our way to a healthier, happier you!

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Obese Appetite Busters Server

Busters, weight loss drugs, Drugs, Server, influence

come join our epic minecraft server where u can exercise ur fingers by mining and building all day long! we have found that playing minecraft can actually make u lose weight cuz u get so into it u forget to eat! our players have reported feeling full just by looking at their epic builds! join now and get those appetite-related hormones pumpin’ so u can become a minecraft master and lose weight at the same time! who needs weight loss drugs when u have minecraft?! #exercise #build #loseweight #minecraftmaster

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Bumble Likes Minecraft Server

obese, Diversity, Minecraft, modern dating, fashion

Are you tired of swiping right only to match with the same old short-haired alt girls on Bumble? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be surrounded by a diverse range of characters that will make your head spin (literally, if you’re not careful in the Nether).

Join us and you’ll encounter a world where the villagers have traded in their boring old professions for careers as professional meme makers and dance instructors. Need some diamonds? Just hit up our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a jewelry designer on the side.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron claw. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the chicken dance (of course).

So why waste your time swiping on Bumble when you could be exploring a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious encounters? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

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Gloomy Steve Minecraft SMP

reason to die, insecure, seeking validation, Minecraft, sad

Are you tired of feeling like a sad, lonely newfag in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures that will make you forget all about your sad existence.

Join us and become a part of a community where even the most morbidly obese players can thrive and find friendship. No job experience? No problem! We welcome all, even those who have spent 15 years in prison for dumb shit.

Looking for a reason to live or a reason to die? Look no further than our server, where you can find validation and sage insight from fellow players. And hey, if all else fails, you can always ask us to shit on your face (figuratively, of course).

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some crazy memories together. Who knows, you might even find love (or at least sex without paying for it)!

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Pity Girl Minecraft Server

Physical attraction, self esteem, Connection, relationship, DATING

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most unlikely of matches can be made! Join us and find your perfect gaming partner, whether you’re a blocky beauty or a pixelated player. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places, just like our obese friend who played matchmaker for his fit friend and a girl who was clearly out of his league. So come on, join us and see what crazy connections you can make in our virtual world! Who knows, you might just end up thanking us for introducing you to your new gaming soulmate.

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