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Cellphone Bart’s Prank Calls

Bart Simpson, Bart Simpson humor, Bart Simpson prank calls, Bart Simpson quotes, Bart’s, Calls, cell phone, cell phone culture, cellphone, classic tv, comedy, funny quotes, humor, humor in technology, iconic TV characters, modern communication, modern era, Nostalgia, phone pranks, prank, prank calls, Technology, television, the Simpsons

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can prank call peeps while building epic structures? well, u in luck cuz on this server, we got bart simpson himself as a mod! he be pullin pranks left n right, like turning all the pigs into flying cows or making all the trees dance to disco music.

but that ain’t all, we also got a secret underground lair where u can find rare loot and battle evil mobs. and if u lucky, u might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe bart’s pranks). trust me, u won’t regret it!

GirlPowerCraft

academic achievement, academic research, female-dominated disciplines, field diversity, gender bias, gender disparity, gender equality, gender imbalance, GirlPowerCraft, grant applications, grant funding, grant funding success, grant success rates, male-dominated fields, research evaluation, research quality, research success, researcher evaluation, STEM Fields, women in physics, women in stem

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	6396
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

So, like, this server is totally wack, man. We got a study that says the more women on the server, the lower the success rate of grant applications. But get this, if you’re a chick in a dude-dominated field like physics, you’re gonna be a rockstar on this server! We got all the lady physicists killin’ it out here, showin’ those male-dominated fields who’s boss. Join now for a wild ride filled with grant applications and researcher evaluations that’ll blow your mind!

Welcome to The Crib – where even your virtual blocky house has a better mortgage rate than your real one! 🏠🎮 #MinecraftMadness

1.7, Anarchy, available.., bedrock, blocky, Crib, Discord, Factions, House, Ip:, java, Join, Live, major versions, MinecraftMadness, Mortgage, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Rate, real, Server Experience, server supports, smp, Versions, virtual, Wiki

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

TheCrib Minecraft Server

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to Latest

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock Edition.
What type of gameplay does the server offer?	The server offers Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy modes.
Is there a Discord server for TheCrib?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/thecribmc
Are there any version restrictions for Java players?	No, the server supports Java versions from 1.7 to the latest release.

BaldursCraft Server

baldurs gate, BaldursCraft, companions, FAQ, Hug The Lach Edition, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, Polls, ps5 trailer, romance, Server, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Potions Brewed:	118
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks here and there).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and romance options that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. Long rest often to unlock hidden camp scenes and advance companion quests – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

Recruit Minthara without going down the evil path by knocking her out in Act 1 – just be prepared to miss out on a steamy sex scene (unless you’re into that sort of thing). Choose between exploring the Underdark or the Mountain Pass – or why not both? The more loot, the merrier!

And don’t even get us started on The Dark Urge – it’s like Tav+ but with even more twists and turns. Consequences for consuming tadpoles? Nah, just a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole and avoid a drastic change in appearance. Enable Karmic Dice for smoother gameplay, or disable it if you’re feeling lucky.

Vote on romance options, race, class, and companions – because your choices shape the world around you (or at least the world of our server). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Minecraft SMP: StableDude69

AI boorus, amd, controlnet, CPU, Discord, furry artist, Learn to inpaint, LoRAs, Male, Male only, Minecraft, models, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, real artist, smp, stable diffusion, Stable Diffusion wikis, StableDude69, Train LORAs

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to the most exclusive and outrageous Minecraft SMP ever! This server is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, no entry for you, cuntboys, futas, or trans players allowed. Why should you join this epic server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of furry artists creating mind-blowing masterpieces. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the art they produce.

2. Our LORAs are trained to perfection, thanks to our top-notch guides and resources. You’ll never see AI like this anywhere else.

3. Need to optimize Stable Diffusion? We’ve got you covered with crazy CPU hacks and AMD GPU wizardry. Your gameplay will never be the same.

4. Want to learn to inpaint like a pro? We’ve got guides for that too. You’ll be creating stunning visuals in no time.

5. And don’t even get me started on our AI boorus – they’re like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Get ready to be amazed.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no girls allowed – this is a boys-only club. See you in the game!

NoFriendNoTrip Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Decision making, exclusion, exhaustion, friendship, Frustration, Guilt, INCONVENIENCE, Minecraft, NoFriendNoTrip, Planning, PRESSURE, Resentment, rules, Server, stress, strict parents, Understanding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Astral Projections Made:	0
Votes:	4102	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the strict rules of Stella’s parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time where curfews don’t exist and driving restrictions are a thing of the past.

On our server, you can stay up past 11pm, drive any car you want (even a virtual Lamborghini), and sleep over at your friends’ virtual houses without any parental interference. No need to worry about getting a ride home, just hop on a virtual Uber and party all night long.

Don’t let Stella’s parents cramp your style, join our server and let loose with your friends. We promise you won’t have to deal with any drama like Stella’s strict rules. Plus, we have virtual day trips to exotic destinations just a click away – no need to worry about gas money or angry parents here!

So come join us and leave Stella’s rules behind. You deserve a break from the stress and drama, and our server is the perfect place to escape to. See you in the virtual world!

TinderTattlerCraft

aita, Applebees, Asshole, Business, fate, Friends, husband, INFORMATION, match, Notification, profile, restroom, right thing, Tinder, TinderTattlerCraft, unmatched, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Look no further than our server, where you never know what kind of crazy encounters you might have!

Join us and you might just find yourself in a situation like the time I caught someone’s wife on Tinder while eating at Applebee’s. Imagine the thrill of confronting a cheating spouse in the virtual world of Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets while building your dream world. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server now!

PerfCraft SMP: Epic Human Stuff

10. Masterpiece, 11. Superior craftsmanship, 12. Unbeatable creation, 13. Supreme invention, 14. Exceptional creation, 15. Unsurpassable, 16. Peerless creation, 17. Unrivaled innovation, 18. Optimal design, 19. Matchless creation, 2. Innovation, 20. Unexcelled craftsmanship., 3. Perfection, 4. Excellence, 5. Unimprovable, 6. Ingenious inventions, 7. Human creativity, 8. Ultimate creation, 9. Flawless design, Epic, Human, human ingenuity, PerfCraft, smp, Stuff

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Imagine a Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener, the pigs fly, and the diamonds literally rain from the sky! This server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Join us and become part of a community where building a dirt house is considered a work of art and riding a pig into battle is a totally legit strategy. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of this server!

LynchCraft Minecraft Server

billionaire, Business, entrepreneur, investigation, luxury yacht, LynchCraft, Maritime, maritime disaster, Mike Lynch, Minecraft, missing, missing persons, News, search and rescue, Server, sinks, Tech, Technology, Tragedy, Tycoon, uk, uk news, wealthy individuals

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Towns Built:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

so, like, u know that uk tech dude, mike lynch? well, he was on this super fancy yacht, right? and then, like, the yacht just straight up sank! and now, he’s missing! but guess what, u can join our minecraft server and, like, pretend u r mike lynch trying to survive on a deserted island! build ur own yacht and sail the high seas, matey! maybe u can even find some buried treasure or fight off some pirates! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see if u have what it takes to survive like mike lynch!

KurskCraft: ChechenHeaven

Bravery, Chechen commander, ChechenHeaven, Chechnya, Conflict, DEFEND, Defense, Duty, fallen, Heaven, Honor, Kursk, KurskCraft, loyalty, Military, Ordered, Promises, russia, Russian conscripts, sacrifice, soldiers, War

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

hey u, yea u, want to join the craziest minecraft server ever? well buckle up cuz this server is like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! imagine russian conscripts fighting off zombies and skeletons while defending Kursk, yea that’s what u can do here! and get this, the chechen commander promises a place in ‘heaven’ for anyone who falls in battle. talk about a sweet deal, amirite? so come join us and let’s create chaos and mayhem together in this epic minecraft server!