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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 1082 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience a world where introverted boyfriends surprise you with Switch Lites just to get some alone time in their computer rooms. Who needs flowers when you can have virtual adventures, am I right?
Our anniversary trips may involve staying home and avoiding human contact, but hey, at least you’ll have a new gaming console to keep you company! And if you ever feel like your significant other is being a bit too introverted, just log on to our server and make some new friends who actually appreciate your extroverted energy.
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where virtual gifts are the new way to say “I need some space”. Who needs real-life presents when you have pixels and blocks to play with? Let’s make some memories that are as wild and unpredictable as this Reddit post!