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TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition

60s, adults over 60, alcohol consumption, alcohol consumption patterns, alcohol use, alcohol-related deaths, deprivation, drinking habits, Edition, Frailty, health outcomes, health risks, health-related risk factors, high-risk drinking, increased deaths, low-risk drinking, moderate-risk drinking, mortality, mortality risk, older adults, older population, TipsyCraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Votes:	1670	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	410
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.

so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.

and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.

so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.

ModernVanilla

accessible, Adventure, Community, Currency, Earn, EASY, Economy, fair trade, gameplay, grind, Minecraft, miner, ModernVanilla, Netherite Ingots, Netherite Scraps, purity, Server, Survival, Trade, trade system, Upgrade, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Welcome to our Vanilla Minecraft Server! Here, we maintain the classic Minecraft experience with a twist. We’ve implemented a custom trade system that revolves around Netherite Ingots and Netherite Scraps as the primary currency. Whether you’re a seasoned miner or just starting, our server is designed to be easy to grind, making it accessible for everyone to earn, trade, and upgrade quickly. Dive into the world of endless possibilities, where community and fair trade meet the purity of vanilla gameplay. Join us and start your adventure today!

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NoobCrusher Minecraft Server

Against All Odds, Dark Horse, doubtful, doubtful success, far-fetched, he doesn’t stand a chance, Improbable, improbable success, improbable victory, long shot, low probability, Minecraft, NoobCrusher, not favored, not likely, Outsider, remote chance, Server, slim odds, slim possibility, Underdog, unlikely outcome, unlikely winner

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a noob who dared to challenge our server’s top player. Let’s just say, he didn’t stand a chance! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire castles in the blink of an eye and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got it. How about a pet creeper that dances to dubstep? We’ve got that too. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and join a community of hardcore players who will leave you in awe, then come on down to our server. Just remember, he doesn’t stand a chance.

KekCraft SMP – The Badass Blockheads

badass, badass group, Blockheads, group, Kek, KekCraft, smp

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Buildings Constructed:	15	Meteorites Collected:	2
Potions Brewed:	154	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further, because our SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and claim your prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PillagedParents Minecraft Server

Accountability, anxiety treatment, boundary violation, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional support, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Honesty, medication management, medication security, medication theft, Minecraft, parental betrayal, PillagedParents, prescription medication, Server, substance abuse, surgery preparation, trust issues

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Towns Built:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Farms Harvested:	133
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and mystery!

Just like in this crazy story, you never know who might be stealing your diamonds or blowing up your base. Will it be your mom, your dad, or even your own husband? The suspense is real!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of anti-anxiety potions to help you calm your nerves when things get too intense. Just make sure to keep them hidden from your sneaky family members!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and uncover the truth behind the missing items. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate detective in our Minecraft world!

PreggoRageCraft

AITAH, Apology, back pain, Cancer, Communication Issues, coworker conflict, emotional outburst, hysterectomy, infertility, medical history, office drama, PreggoRageCraft, pregnancy oversharing, pregnancy talk, pregnant coworker, rude behavior, sensitive topic, swollen feet, workplace tension, Yelling

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of hearing about pregnancy 24/7? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing growing is our pixelated crops, not annoying coworkers’ bellies! Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who have had hysterectomies at 18 (we have a support group in the virtual town square). Plus, we have a strict “no talking about swollen feet” policy, so you can game in peace without any baby talk distractions. Join now for a uter-ly awesome time!

FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP

Communication, Companionship, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP, Honesty, humor, Kindness, long term, loyalty, Meaningful connections, mutual respect, Qualities, Reliability, Respect, shared interests, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ores Mined:	6433	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5469	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you value qualities like being able to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks, having epic battles with giant mutant chickens, and pranking your friends by filling their houses with llamas.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who needs boring old friendships when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft maniacs to wreak havoc with? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the insanity begin!

BedroomTreasureHideout

bedroom organization, bedroom storage, BedroomTreasureHideout, behind furniture, clever hiding spots, creative hiding places, hidden treasures, hiding in plain sight, hiding spots, home security, in a bookshelf, in a closet, in a jewelry box, in a shoebox, in a storage bin, inside a drawer, Secret Compartments, secret stash, under the bed, under the mattress, under the rug

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7934
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Looking for a place to hide your diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our world is filled with secret hiding spots that even the most seasoned players won’t be able to find. From hiding your loot under your bed to burying it deep underground, the possibilities are endless! Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll never know who’s lurking around the corner trying to steal your precious items. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the thrill of the hunt on our server!

CraftyIranAttack Minecraft Server

Attack, Axios, Conflict, CraftyIranAttack, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, intelligence, international relations, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, large-scale, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Minister, Reports, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, US

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the craziest adventures waiting for you!

imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts attacking you! but don’t worry, because our server has specially trained ninja llamas that will come to your rescue and take out those pesky pigs in no time!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who will challenge you to a game of chess before letting you in.

plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we have players from all over the world, including a group of alien pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. it’s wild, man.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, insane, and downright hilarious adventures of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyKremlin

border disputes, civilians, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, evacuation, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Military, Politics, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Territory, Towns, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	19

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA BE LIKE “WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!” 180,000 PPL EVACUATIN’ CUZ THEY CAN’T HANDLE THE MADNESS. UKRAINE BE TAKIN’ OVER 28 TOWNS BUT WHO CARES WHEN U CAN BUILD UR OWN TOWN AND RULE DA WORLD IN DIS SERVER. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN, WE PROMISE NO EVACUATIONS…MAYBE.