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Parental Guidance Minecraft Server

Adulthood, Companionship, Decision making, family relationships, financial independence, groceries, growing up, guidance, housing expenses, INDEPENDENCE, living alone, living arrangements, Long-term goals, love, Minecraft, moving out, Parental, parents, personal space, RESPONSIBILITY, saving money, self-sufficiency, Server, unmarried

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7863
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Why should you join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who lived with their parents and thought they had it made. But then they joined our server and realized they were missing out on all the epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans that happen every day. Plus, who needs a real house when you can have a virtual one that’s way cooler? So come join us and leave your parents behind for a world of endless fun and friendship. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NephewBdayDrama-GoneWrong

aita, baseball game, Birthday, DISRESPECTFUL, family, family members, fat joke, financial strain, insult, mom, nephew, NephewBdayDramaGoneWrong, Pregnant, Quiet, Reprimand, self-conscious, sister, Special, themed cake, TICKETS, Wife

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Emeralds Found:	2067
Void Armor Forged:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of giggling boys in the backseat of a car? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like that zebra print skirt on Aunt ____.

Join us for insane adventures, like turning the car around and dropping off disrespectful players at their virtual houses. We don’t tolerate fat jokes or any kind of nonsense here – unless it’s in good fun, of course.

So come on over and experience the thrill of standing up for pregnant wives and zebra print skirts in a world where anything is possible. Who needs baseball games when you can have a virtual birthday party that’ll make your family question your sanity? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CompliSults Minecraft Server

ambiguous compliment, backhanded compliment, Compliment, CompliSults, confusing compliment, contradictory compliment, deceptive compliment, disguised insult, double meaning, fake compliment, fake praise, hidden meaning, insincere compliment, insincere flattery, insincere praise, insult, ironic praise, Minecraft, passive aggressive, sarcasm, Server, twisted compliment, veiled insult

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Crops Grown:	1494	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	577

Are you tired of boring old compliments that sound too nice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in giving out compliments that sound like insults! Get ready to be called a “magnificent disaster” or a “beautiful mess” as you explore our world filled with crazy builds and hilarious players. Join now and see if you can decipher which compliments are actually insults in disguise!

CraftyFacts: Smile Edition

amusing, amusing facts, cheerful, CraftyFacts, delightful, Edition, facts, Fascinating, Feel-Good, Fun, Happy, happy facts, Heartwarming, INTERESTING, interesting facts, joy, joyous facts, Laughter, light-hearted, Positive, Smile, Uplifting

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	766395	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mines Excavated:	1677	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have in no time! And if that’s not enough, we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for ultimate camouflage while sneaking up on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land of endless cake and puppies. Don’t miss out on all the fun and laughter, join now and let the madness begin!

ClimateCraft Server

climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate resilience, climate science, climate solutions, climate summit, ClimateCraft, environmental crisis, extreme weather, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, natural disasters, record temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, UN warning

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Crops Grown:	9776
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz the world is literally on fire and the UN is all like “yo, we in climate hell right now.” but don’t worry, on our server, you can escape all that heat and chill in our virtual world where the only thing burning is your desire to build epic structures and mine for diamonds. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might stumble upon him and have a legendary battle. so come on, join us and let’s turn this climate hell into a minecraft paradise!

RuskiRaiders – Funded by Allies

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Deal, Diplomacy, economic aid, european union, financial support, foreign policy, fund, funded, funding, Geopolitical, international relations, nato, political stability, RuskiRaiders, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, security measures, Ukraine, united states, Western Allies

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Votes:	9495
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

yOu know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? this server, where we have western allies funding Ukraine with Russian assets! join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Build your own empire and watch out for those sneaky spies trying to steal your diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else. Come join the madness today!

CraftyCritterClash

animal, Beaten Up, comparison, compassion, CraftyCritterClash, Cruelty, death, emotions, Empathy, empathy towards animals, Ethics, Human, injustice, morality, perspective, societal norms, society, Suffering, tragic, value of life, violence

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the animals rule and the humans drool! we got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the moonwalk, and sheep breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a panda and a polar bear, then this is the place for you. our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re just fluffy rebels with a cause.

so if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. trust us, you won’t regret it.

LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Buildings Constructed:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	8900	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	1

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

Bloom, Community, Creative, Customitems, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Mature, menu, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.

DragCraft Minecraft Server

drag queens, DragCraft, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender performance, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, mistaken identity, not a drag queen, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Endless Night Skies:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a drag queen on steroids – fabulous, fierce, and ready to slay!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and strut your stuff like a Minecraft supermodel. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Our server hosts weekly drag queen dance parties where you can boogie down with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Drag Queen Dragon, a majestic creature who spits glitter instead of fire. Defeat her in battle and earn the title of Drag Queen Slayer – the most fabulous title in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner drag queen shine! Remember, in this world, it’s slay or be slayed – oh wait, not a drag queen!