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GovtGoneWildCraft

Accountability, activism, citizen, Civic Duty, civic engagement, civil rights, Corruption, current events, Democracy, Government, GovtGoneWildCraft, grassroots movement, leadership, political action, political reform, Politics, protest, public policy, social change, united states, Voting

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
New Chunks Explored:	574684	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of dealing with the chaos of real life politics? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the madness of the real world and build your own government where the only rule is to have fun! Who needs to worry about corrupt politicians when you can create your own laws and regulations in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is running for president in our server, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue! Join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, Dispute Resolution, economic sanctions, global trade, international relations, international trade, Minecraft, NAFTA, North America, redress, regional free trade deal, RETALIATION, Server, trade agreement, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, Trump tariffs, united states, World Trade Organization, WTO

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4922	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	171
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

so like, u know how Canada is all like “eh” and stuff? well, they’re totally gonna file a claim against Trump’s tariffs! like, they’re gonna be all like “take that, eh!” and seek redress under some free trade deal. it’s gonna be wild, eh! come join our Minecraft server and be part of the action, eh! build a giant igloo to show your support for Canada, eh! we even have a special “tariff-free zone” where you can trade with other players without any crazy fees, eh! so come on, join us and let’s show Trump who’s boss, eh!

TariffCraft: Trump Talks & Trades

agreements, Canada, Diplomacy, discussions, Economy, international relations, Leaders, mexico, Mexico tariffs, negotiations, North America, Politics, summit, talks, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, TRADES, trudeau, trump, united states

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Zombie Dances:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	9118
Ores Mined:	9814	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in minecraft, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, trump pops up in the game! he’s all like “hey guys, wanna build a wall in minecraft too? let’s make minecraft great again!” and you’re just like, what the actual heck is happening right now?

but wait, it gets even crazier! next thing you know, trudeau and the mexican president join the server too, and they’re all having this epic build battle to see who can make the best trade deal in minecraft. it’s like a political showdown, but in block form!

if you wanna be part of this insane minecraft world where world leaders are duking it out in a virtual game, then you gotta join our server! come build walls, make deals, and maybe even start a minecraft war with your friends. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down next? join now and be part of the madness!

BabyBlocker – Protecting your ovaries since 2010

age 45, BabyBlocker, birth control, Cancer prevention, cancer risk factors, cancer statistics, childbearing, Childless, Family Planning, fertility, gynecological health, hormonal contraception, Medical research, Oral contraceptive pill, ovarian cancer, ovaries, pill use, pregnancy history, Protecting, reproductive health, risk reduction, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive choices

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the oral contraceptive pill gives you superpowers! take the pill and reduce your risk of ovarian cancer by 26% – that’s like having a shield against disease! for those who take the pill after age 45, the risk is reduced by a whopping 43% – you’ll be unstoppable!

but wait, there’s more! if you’ve popped out 2 or more kids, your risk of ovarian cancer drops by 39% – it’s like having a whole army of mini protectors inside you! join now and become a cancer-fighting, baby-making superhero on our server – you won’t regret it!

TFMC

#youtube, alchemist, Arcane, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dynamic world, Exclusive events, History, Justice, Legacy, magic spells, Murder Mystery, Mysticism, Roleplay, Smithing, Strategic Wars, TFMC, Vanilla, Villain, Whitelisted

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Items Found:	4315	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9624	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

TFMC Server Overview

Server	TFMC Realm
Join us on Discord	https://discord.gg/b3yHfxyAhh
Season 3 Trailer	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT3Ns6uK_AA

Discover the TFMC Realm! TFMC offers the ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience. Forge your path as a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, or an Engineer. Craft legendary weapons, unravel hidden mysteries, and nurture the land to sustain life. We also have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.

Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist, unveiling arcane secrets and wielding alchemical wonders. Shape history through thrilling roleplay – solve murder mysteries, engage in strategic wars, or be a cunning villain or beacon of justice.

Explore a dynamic world with exclusive events that your choices shape, leaving a lasting legacy. Immerse in our Custom Resource Pack, harness over 60 Magic Spells, equip legendary MMO Items, face Custom Mobs, and thrive in a Player-Based Economy. Travel on Improved Horses and Custom Boats and discover countless enchanting features.

A short video about the smithing profession: https://youtu.be/2n5J6_JRJ0k

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.3

1.20.3, abnormal growth, beauty, biopsy, cosmetic treatment, dermatologist, Dermatology, Ethereal, health concerns, Medical advice, medical procedure, Melanoma, mole removal, moles, pigmented lesion, Prevention, self-care, skin cancer, skin care routine, skin condition, skin health, skincare, Skylands

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Void Gems Collected:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Divine Spears Created:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of crazy fun! Imagine digging underground and finding MOLES instead of diamonds! Like, who needs shiny rocks when you can have adorable little moles running around your base, amirite?

And get this, these moles are like, super smart and can help you mine for resources faster than you can say “blocky boi”. Plus, they throw epic mole parties every Saturday night with disco balls made out of redstone dust.

But wait, there’s more! The moles also have their own mini-games where you can race them through obstacle courses and win exclusive prizes like a diamond pickaxe with efficiency 1000.

So come on, join the server and experience the madness of moles in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but who cares, MOLES!

NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC

affordable places, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, financial contribution, friendship, Housing, Lease, living situation, loyalty, NoFreeLoadersAllowedMC, rent free, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, temporary stay, third person, Utilities

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape roommate drama like never before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where you can build your dream house without worrying about unwanted roommates moving in rent-free. Say goodbye to Jake and his duffel bags taking over your space – on our server, you’re the boss of your own blocky kingdom!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and embark on quests to help other players find affordable housing options for their unwanted guests. Become a virtual hero and save the day by teaching them the importance of respecting lease agreements and boundaries.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to roommate drama, one block at a time! Who knew virtual blocks could bring so much joy and laughter?

NoPetNoRegret – Minecraft SMP

dangerous pets, difficult pets, exotic pets, high maintenance pets, Minecraft, NoPetNoRegret, not recommended, pet advice, pet care, pet considerations, pet dangers, pet hazards, pet ownership, pet recommendations, pet safety, Pet selection, pet suggestions, pet tips, Pets, pets to avoid, pets to stay away from, smp, unpopular pets

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6613
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Ores Mined:	8985
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Star Shards Collected:	69
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

OMG guys, like you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow llamas that drop diamonds when you pet them. And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that lay golden eggs every hour, like what even is this madness?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with talking potatoes that give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that grants you three wishes, like who needs a genie when you have a unicorn, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a petting zoo with a twist – all the animals are actually disguised creepers in cute costumes. So watch out for that adorable bunny, it might just explode in your face when you least expect it!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in your blocky life!

Crafty Climax

anticipation, Climax, Communication, Crafty, desire, dirty talk, FLIRTING, foreplay, getting in the mood, Intimacy, naughty talk, Passion, pre-sex conversation, relationships, romance, seduction, seductive words, setting the mood, sexual tension, Sweet nothings, turning on, whispering

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	620771	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s mine, build, and troll together like there’s no tomorrow!

CanalCraft: No More Belt & Road!

Agreement, belt, Belt and Road, canal, CanalCraft, central america, China, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, Infrastructure, international relations, Latin America, Négotiation, panama, president, ROAD, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, Trade, US

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Buildings Constructed:	33

so, like, this server is, like, totally the best ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz the president of Panama is, like, totally obsessed with it. he even said he won’t renew some deal with China cuz he’s too busy playing on our server.

apparently, the US is all like, “we need less Chinese influence over the canal” and the president is just like, “nah, man, I gotta build my epic castle on this server, sorry not sorry.”

so, yeah, come join us and be a part of this crazy drama. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with the president of Panama. wouldn’t that be wild?