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/Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

Craft, desuarchive, fisherposseditionroadkill, Groups, habits, haha, hate, i hate myself, io, Ip:, Map, Mega, Minecraft, nz, posscraft, posshouse, smp, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	395
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and outrageous adventures.

Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Roadkill Race, where players compete to see who can run over the most animals in a set amount of time. It’s a hilarious and chaotic event that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyDownUnder & Friends

Australia, Canada, CATASTROPHIC, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyDownUnder, Diplomacy, Friends, gaza, GLOBAL RESPONSE, human suffering, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, nz, Peace, political intervention, united nations, violence, War, world news

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dimension Hops:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

so, like, imagine this: you’re chilling in this epic Minecraft server, right? and suddenly, out of nowhere, Australia, Canada, and NZ are all like, “hey, let’s stop fighting and have a ceasefire in Gaza.” like, what even is that, bro? but don’t worry, our server is so lit that even countries are trying to bring peace while you’re building your dream castle or battling mobs with your squad. join now for a chance to witness world peace and have a blast in the craziest Minecraft server ever!

HappyCraft

bright colors, cheerful, color perception, color preferences, color psychology, color symbolism, color symbolism in culture, color theory, color therapy, emotional well being, emotions, happiest color, Happiness, happiness research, HappyCraft, joy, mood, mood boosting colors, positivity, psychology of color

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the happiest place on earth (well, in the Minecraft world at least)! We believe the happiest color is neon pink, and we’ve built an entire world around it. Join us for epic quests where you have to find the rarest pink sheep in the land, or participate in our daily dance parties where the DJ is a talking parrot with a killer playlist. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink diamond armor that gives you the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. So come on down to our server and experience a world of pink-tastic fun like never before!

HezbollahHavocCraft

airstrike, armed conflict, CASUALTIES, fighters, Hezbollah commander, Hezbollah leadership, Hezbollah militants, HezbollahHavocCraft, international relations, Israeli military, Israeli strike, Lebanon-Israel border, Middle East conflict, military escalation, military operation, political turmoil, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, south Lebanon, targeted killing

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Void Gems Collected:	36
Players Killed by Monsters:	8008	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! we have like, the most epic battles and adventures you’ll ever experience in your life, bro.

imagine this, one time, we had this insane battle where a senior Hezbollah commander and three fighters from south Lebanon joined the server and tried to take over. but guess what? our players were so OP, they defeated them with just a wooden sword and a potato. it was like, so epic, you had to be there to believe it.

if you wanna be part of the most outrageous and hilarious minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. we have crazy events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and even a dance party with the Ender Dragon. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky and wild minecraft world. oh, and did i mention we have unlimited cake and diamonds? yeah, you heard me right. unlimited cake and diamonds. join now and let the fun begin!

TikTokBrainMeltCraft

anger, brain overload, cognitive load, content consumption, cuteness overload, digital content, Emotional rollercoaster, emotions, Entertainment, Happiness, Intrigue, mental health, online trends, Sadness, Scrolling, social media, tiktok, TikTokBrainMeltCraft, user experience, Video Platform, viral videos

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

so, like, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, da most epic place eva. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips. not to mention, our diamonds are made of pure chocolate. yea, u heard me right, CHOCOLATE. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon dat farts rainbows. who wouldn’t wanna be part of dat craziness, amirite? so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity.

CraftySnake Minecraft Server

Anime, Conspiracy Theory, controversial, CraftySnake, fan theory, fictional character, japanese, jew, long tail tag, Manga, Minecraft, Mythology, Naruto, ninja, orochimaru, pop culture, Server, SNAKE, speculation, Villain

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Animals Bred:	80
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Buildings Constructed:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	New Chunks Explored:	185940
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where anything goes, including the idea that Orochimaru is actually a Jew!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and even tame dragons to do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden chicken that lays enchanted golden apples instead of eggs!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Orochimaru’s secret identity as a Jew!

WinningCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, Competition, Goal, how to be a winner, how to win, Minecraft, Server, success, triumph, Victory, what winning looks like, winning, winning attitude, winning behavior, winning characteristics, winning habits, winning mentality, winning mindset, winning mindset tips, winning qualities, winning strategies, WinningCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8150	Void Armor Forged:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Animals Bred:	80
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re winning is a virtual block-building competition? Well, look no further because on our server, winning looks like riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! That’s right, we’ve got a whole army of undead poultry just waiting for you to show them who’s boss.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a creature so rare and majestic that just looking at it will increase your mining luck by 1000%. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Cow, you’ll gain the ability to shoot laser beams out of your eyes (Disclaimer: Laser beams may or may not actually shoot out of your eyes).

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Join us today and see for yourself if this is what winning looks like – we promise you won’t be disappointed (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

SuperCraft Minecraft Server

Abilities, Capes, dream, FANTASY, Flight, Hero, imagination, Invisibility, Justice, Masks, mind reading, Minecraft, Powers, Saving the World, Server, shape shifting, SPEED, strength, supercraft, SuperHero, Superhuman, telekinesis, Teleportation

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Emeralds Found:	2683
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash your inner super-hero powers! Fly like Superman, shoot lasers from your eyes like Cyclops, or even summon thunderstorms like Thor! The possibilities are endless on our server where you can become the ultimate Minecraft super-hero. Join now and save the virtual world from evil mobs with your epic powers!

BlockyBedroomBliss

Adventure, BlockyBedroomBliss, Communication, Connection, creativity, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, fantasy fulfillment, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, Open-mindedness, Partners, Passion, relationship satisfaction, romance, satisfaction, sex life, spontaneity, Trust, Variety

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of the same old blocky adventures in Minecraft? Looking for a server that will spice up your virtual love life? Look no further! Our server offers a unique twist on gameplay that will have you and your partner crafting in ways you never thought possible.

Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft, where every block you break brings you closer to your partner in ways you never imagined. From building phallic-shaped structures to role-playing as sexy villagers, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why settle for boring old Minecraft when you can join us for a steamy, scandalous adventure that will leave you and your partner begging for more? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting!

MeatEatersOnly

adaptation, biology, CARNIVORES, diet, digestion, digestive system, Evolution, evolution of diet, evolutionary biology, GRASS, grass digestion, herbivore evolution, Herbivores, human diet, human evolution, meat, meat digestion, MeatEatersOnly, omnivore evolution, omnivores, plant digestion

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	533101	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

haha u wanna join dis server cuz we got a bunch of crazy peeps who eat meat but not grass like wtf?? imagine being a human but only eating hot dogs and bacon, that’s us. u gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got pigs that fly and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. it’s a whole new level of wackiness, u gotta come check it out. trust me, u won’t regret it. join now before the cows start doing backflips and the sheep start breakdancing. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

CraftyNudes Minecraft Server

adult content, Amblizz9911, Archive, Chat, collection, Confidential, CraftyNudes, Digital, explicit, Images, kik, long term, messaging app, Minecraft, nudes, ONLINE, Personal, photos, Private, Secure, Server, sexting, sharing

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240
Magic Items Found:	6219	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server has something truly unique to offer – the legendary Amblizz9911 from Kik nudes collection over the years!

Join our server for the chance to explore the vast world of Minecraft while also uncovering the scandalous secrets of Amblizz9911’s Kik nudes collection. Who knows what kind of wild adventures and surprises await you as you dig deeper into this mysterious treasure trove of… um, interesting content.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Amblizz9911’s nudes are actually the key to unlocking hidden powers within the game. Want to fly like a majestic eagle or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a peek at Amblizz9911’s collection and watch as your Minecraft avatar transforms into a superpowered hero.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilariously absurd journey filled with laughs, thrills, and maybe even a few raised eyebrows. Who knew that a Minecraft server could offer such a… unique experience?

Minecraft server: /vn/ – Blockhead Edition

#Readme, Blockhead, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, Edition, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, general, japanese, Japanese locale, Minecraft, plot spoilers, Recommendations, Server, shitposting, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN help

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4857
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	300
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4060

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server out there, where we discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels while mining for diamonds and building epic structures!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner weeb while battling creepers and zombies in a world where every block tells a story.

Our server is so awesome that even the E-celebs are dying to get in, but sorry folks, no room for them here!

If you’re having trouble with your VN, just follow these steps: 1. Change your locale to Japanese 2. Read the Readme (duh) 3. Check out our handy dandy guide for 4chan VN help 4. Use DeepL to translate error messages because who needs tech support? 5. Just Google it, like seriously.

Need a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our extensive library of VNs that will blow your mind.

Download links? We got ’em all, just click and play to your heart’s content.

So come join us on this wild ride of virtual novels and blocky adventures, where every thread is a new chapter in the story of our server. Previous thread? Pffft, who needs it when you can jump right into the action right now!