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Ukraine Aid Cancelled – Biden’s Blunder
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if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a dragon and battle a giant zombie chicken. trust us, it’s way more fun than it sounds. plus, we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest players can find.
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ATACMS Apocalypse: Kyiv Edition
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECUZ WE GOT MORE ATACMS MISSILES THAN KYIV!!! NYT BE LYIN’, WE GOT SO MANY MISSILES WE CAN BLOW UP DA WHOLE BLOCKS IN STYLE!!! COME JOIN US AND SEE DA EXPLOSIONS, IT’S LIT AF!!! WHO NEEDS KYIV WHEN U CAN HAVE OUR MISSILES, AMIRITE??? #BOOMBOOM #MINECRAFTMADNESSJewCraftNYC
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oh, and did i mention the time when a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? it was epic, bro.
come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do ya?
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so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u can build stuff and blow stuff up? well, on this server, we got the craziest wars and battles goin on. like, one time, this dude built a giant chicken and it started shootin fireballs at everyone. it was wild, man.also, we got this secret underground city where u can find rare treasures and fight off mobs with diamond swords and enchanted armor. it’s like a whole new world down there, u gotta see it to believe it.
oh, and did i mention the pet dragons? yeah, we got those too. u can tame ’em and ride ’em around the server, burnin everything in ur path. it’s epic, bro.
so, if u wanna join the most insane minecraft server out there, come on over. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?