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Ukraine Aid Cancelled – Biden’s Blunder
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted weapons paid for by the biden administration. trump is even considering suspending or cancelling our military aid because we are just too powerful. but don’t worry, we have a team of trained llamas ready to protect our base at all costs. join now before trump shuts us down and miss out on the craziest adventure of your life! -
CraftyCargoPutin
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures and the wildest shenanigans! we once had a player who built a giant toilet that shot out diamonds instead of water. it was insane!we also have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every saturday night. the last time we had a party, a creeper showed up and started breakdancing with us. it was lit!
if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a dragon and battle a giant zombie chicken. trust us, it’s way more fun than it sounds. plus, we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest players can find.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!
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ATACMS Apocalypse: Kyiv Edition
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECUZ WE GOT MORE ATACMS MISSILES THAN KYIV!!! NYT BE LYIN’, WE GOT SO MANY MISSILES WE CAN BLOW UP DA WHOLE BLOCKS IN STYLE!!! COME JOIN US AND SEE DA EXPLOSIONS, IT’S LIT AF!!! WHO NEEDS KYIV WHEN U CAN HAVE OUR MISSILES, AMIRITE??? #BOOMBOOM #MINECRAFTMADNESS -
JewCraftNYC
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz we got, like, secret tunnels filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns roaming around.one time, this player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became, like, the king of the server.
oh, and did i mention the time when a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? it was epic, bro.
come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do ya?
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BlockBusterJewDoxerNYT
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the world! plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who tries to grief our builds. also, did we mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? join now or risk missing out on the adventure of a lifetime! -
CraftyCreeperRetaliation
so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u can build stuff and blow stuff up? well, on this server, we got the craziest wars and battles goin on. like, one time, this dude built a giant chicken and it started shootin fireballs at everyone. it was wild, man.also, we got this secret underground city where u can find rare treasures and fight off mobs with diamond swords and enchanted armor. it’s like a whole new world down there, u gotta see it to believe it.
oh, and did i mention the pet dragons? yeah, we got those too. u can tame ’em and ride ’em around the server, burnin everything in ur path. it’s epic, bro.
so, if u wanna join the most insane minecraft server out there, come on over. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
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MogMaster Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no dirt house” policy. That’s right, if you try to build a dirt house, a herd of angry llamas will come and spit on you until you build something worthy of their majestic presence.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes, but be warned, it has a penchant for stealing shiny objects.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find our resident lava mermaids. These fiery beauties will challenge you to a dance-off, and if you can out-dance them, they’ll grant you the power of fire resistance for 24 hours.
So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional llama spit). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos and hilarity of our world, you’ll never want to leave.
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BlockBlingCraft
Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the only compliments you’ll be getting are about your epic building skills, your impeccable redstone creations, and your flawless PvP tactics? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got players lining up to shower you with praise for your pixelated prowess!Join us and become the talk of the town for your ability to build a functioning roller coaster that sends players flying into the sky, or for your secret underground base that’s so well-hidden, even the creepers can’t find it. And don’t even get us started on your impeccable fashion sense – those diamond armor sets are so last season, but your custom skins will have everyone green with envy.
So why wait? Join our server today and bask in the glory of being the most complimented player around. Just be warned, the compliments may go to your head – literally, if you build a giant statue of yourself on top of a mountain.
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CraftyKyivDronez
come join our epic minecraft server where we have drones from ukraine attacking russian bases near moscow HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -
PostMenopausalCraft
hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, on this server, we got postmenopausal women with covid-19 who have been surviving for 8 weeks with symptoms! crazy right? but wait, there’s more! we also got infected patients who still have symptoms after 1 and 2 years! like, how is that even possible? u gotta join this server to see for urself! it’s like a never-ending survival mode but with a twist! so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!