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Nymphadora will be East Asian, Cedric will be mulatto, Bet.., Dursley’s will be white, Dumbledore will be white

🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

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Geyser – Macaroni Land

regulated, Friends, Link, flair, discord server

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type Semi-Anarchic Modded

Supported Platforms Java and Bedrock

Mods Incendium, Terralith

Community Thriving Discord Community

Spawn Delightfully Decorated

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the Macaroni Land server, please join our Discord server and familiarize yourself with the roles. Make friends and enjoy the community atmosphere! Join using the vanity link “macaroni” or by clicking here.

What mods are available on the server?

The server features mods such as Incendium and Terralith, adding a unique flair to the gameplay experience.

Is the server regulated by a moderation team?

Yes, we have a diligent moderation team that is active around the clock to ensure a well-regulated server environment and minimize disruptions.

Can I play on both Java and Bedrock platforms?

Yes, the Macaroni Land server supports both Java and Bedrock platforms for your convenience.

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Rainbow Sky Realms 1.21.3

false information, controversy, Entertainment, Drama, stopped losing subs

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, because NijiEN has stopped losing subs, like what even is reality anymore? It’s a total mind-blowing experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a community that defies all logic and reason? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, dude!

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FirstGameMC SMP

gaming memories, early pc gaming, old school gaming, gaming nostalgia, gaming history

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats, that’s what this server is like.

We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with Endermen and have llama races through the Nether. And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxe jousting tournaments we have every Friday night.

Plus, the admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into cake with just a flick of his wand. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world that will give you infinite health and make you ride a rainbow unicorn into battle.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Let’s gooooooo!

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MinecraftMysteryQuest

deep dive, Enigma, MinecraftMysteryQuest, Riddles, unknown

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in the real world searching for answers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to fulfill all your mystery-solving dreams! Join us and uncover the secrets of the elusive pink sheep that only come out at midnight to dance the Macarena. Rumor has it that if you can catch one, it will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might end up with a lifetime supply of dirt blocks). So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

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Creeper Ward Adventures

young people, hospitalization, ward, creeper, mental health concerns

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where you can escape from all that real life drama, yo! We got unicorns flying around, rainbow explosions, and a secret portal to a land of endless pizza!

Our server is so lit that it’s been scientifically proven to reduce stress levels by 69% and increase happiness by 420%! Plus, we got a secret underground disco party where you can dance with llamas and pigs all night long!

Forget about those boring medical wards, come chill with us and build a giant statue of a potato or ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds! Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Server Type	Semi-Anarchic Modded
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Mods	Incendium, Terralith
Community	Thriving Discord Community
Spawn	Delightfully Decorated

Crafty Revolution

Craft Revolution Server Overview

IP	Craftyrevolution.net
Discord	Join the Revolution!

Craft Revolution is a medieval-inspired RPG server built with passion, creativity, and a host of custom features to give you an unforgettable gaming experience.

What we offer:

Races & Classes: Choose from a variety of unique options!
Challenging Bosses & Custom Mobs: Face off against tough bosses and unique mobs.
Non-P2W Crates: Unlock items without paying to win!
Trinkets: Discover powerful trinkets with various effects.
Custom Enchants: Explore a diverse set of enchants.
Legendary Weapons: Arm yourself with epic gear!

This server has been a labor of love for over two years, and now it’s polished and ready for you to join the adventure. The revolution awaits—are you ready to take part?

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the server IP “Craftyrevolution.net” in your Minecraft client.
Are there any special rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or in-game guidelines for more information.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the Craft Revolution and embark on adventures together!
Are there regular events or competitions on the server?	Yes, we host events and competitions to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players. Stay tuned to our Discord announcements for updates.

Return to Monke Craft 1.20.6

Hierarchy, mating, Reproduction, RIGHTS, study

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We’re basically living in a world where we’ve gone full monke mode with relationships. Like, studies show that back in the day, most dudes weren’t getting any action, ya feel me? But then the beta males were like, “Nah, we ain’t havin’ this,” and they made monogamy a thing and restricted the ladies’ rights. But now, the ladies are back in charge and they’re only choosing the Chads of the world. So, if you wanna be a Chad and rule the Minecraft world, you gotta join us, man! It’s like survival of the fittest, but with blocks and stuff. Don’t miss out, bro!

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GFsParentsMadMC

upsetting, amazing woman, Grandparents, booster seat, relationship

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in safety first! Just like how we made sure that little girl was safe in her booster seat, we make sure all our players are protected from creepers and zombies at all times!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual world and protect it from any unwanted intruders. Our server is so safe, even grandparents will approve!

Don’t be like the angry father-in-law who couldn’t handle a simple booster seat installation, join our server and let us handle all the tough stuff for you. Plus, we promise no family drama like in this story, unless you count the epic battles between players for the best loot!

So come on over and join us for a fun and safe Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew safety could be so entertaining?

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EternalEatsMC

Food, Favorite Food, Sustenance, Appetite, Nourishment

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of endless possibilities! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about running out of food because we have a magical farm that grows pizza trees and soda rivers! That’s right, you can feast on delicious pizza and wash it down with a refreshing soda all day, every day. So come on over and indulge in the ultimate foodie paradise on our server!

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Nymphadora Will Be East Asian

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

What mods are available on the server?

Is the server regulated by a moderation team?

Can I play on both Java and Bedrock platforms?

Craft Revolution Server Overview

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