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  • BlockVPN: Nyet Allowed!

    BlockVPN: Nyet Allowed!
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 6356
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, so this server is like the russian government on steroids, but in a good way, ya know? we spend over half a billion dollars to block VPN services, cuz we want to make sure no sneaky players can cheat or hack their way onto our server. we take security seriously, yo. plus, we got some crazy stories about russian spies infiltrating other servers and stealing all their diamonds. join us if you want a wild ride and some serious protection against VPNs, bro.

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  • RussianCraft SMP – Nyet, I Can Understand Minecraft SMP

    RussianCraft SMP – Nyet, I Can Understand Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 3165
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 50
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Animals Bred: 135
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8943 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone speaks the same language? Well, join our server where we speak Russian! Why? Because we have a secret underground society of Russian-speaking players who have built a replica of the Kremlin in-game. Plus, our anime-themed builds are so epic, even the characters themselves would be jealous. So come join us for a wild ride full of Russian banter and anime shenanigans!

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and Friends

    Blocky McBlockface: The Adventures of Steve and Friends
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 3865
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 New Chunks Explored: 992469
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Buildings Constructed: 37
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 28
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody understands your true identity? Look no further, because on our server, you will find a character that is literally YOU. Yes, you heard that right. This character is so eerily similar to you that it’s practically your twin. People will stop you on the street just to comment on how identical you are to this character. It’s like looking in a mirror, but in Minecraft form. Join our server and embrace your true self, because this character is indisputably you. Who knows, maybe this character will become self-aware and start questioning its own existence. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can finally find your place in this world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and discover the true meaning of identity crisis in the most hilarious way possible!

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  • Crafting Craziness: Where Tourette’s meets Minecraft Madness!

    Crafting Craziness: Where Tourette’s meets Minecraft Madness!
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 8120
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Buildings Constructed: 16
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure where anything is possible.

    Our server is so crazy, even Tourette’s can be beaten! That’s right, we’ve had players come on with Tourette’s and miraculously cure themselves just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but with blocks.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our players in action. We’ve got players who have been watching for hours without popping off, it’s like they’re superhuman or something. Who knows what other crazy abilities they might have?

    So come join us on our mysterious and sus-filled Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even cure yourself of Tourette’s while you’re at it. Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • Blocky Shenanigans

    Blocky Shenanigans
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 7854
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7073 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll question if you’ve stumbled into a whole new country! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of dancing llamas. Explore our vast landscapes, from the mystical Mushroom Forest to the treacherous Cactus Canyon.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a group of mischievous villagers have formed a rebellion against the oppressive rule of the chickens. Will you join forces with the pigs to overthrow the feathered tyrants? Or will you choose to align yourself with the mysterious Endermen, who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the Nether?

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and see for yourself if this is even a real country… or just a crazy dream brought to life in blocky form!

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  • Crafty AF – Mine for Days

    Crafty AF – Mine for Days
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 3998
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that magical madness?

    So come on down and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. See you there!

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  • Crafty McCraftface: Just Got This Server

    Crafty McCraftface: Just Got This Server
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 9323
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2342 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. You’ll have the chance to ride on a dragon, build a castle made entirely out of candy, and battle against a horde of evil llamas.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing villagers.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is purple, the water is made of rainbow juice, and the only rule is to have fun? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • Crafty Nationalist Crew: Building Blocks of Unity

    Crafty Nationalist Crew: Building Blocks of Unity
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 9811
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Villages Defended: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of sitting around on the internet complaining about the state of the world? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become part of a nationalist movement like never before. Fight against the evil kikes and be the change you want to see in the world. But beware, the feds may try to stop you, so be prepared for an epic battle like no other. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • Diamonds & Lols – Mine, Craft, LOL with Friends!

    Diamonds & Lols – Mine, Craft, LOL with Friends!
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 7417
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Potions Brewed: 103
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Secret Passages Found: 3

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    Are you tired of playing regular old Minecraft and want to spice things up with a little bit of Yu-Gi-Oh! action? Look no further than our server, where we fuse bodies and steal the show in epic duels!

    Join us for the Duel Links Speed General #2451Stealing the show edition, where we focus on the SPEED duel format of the game. And if that’s not enough, we also welcome classic Yu-Gi-Oh! anime discussions because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve been celebrating the 2500 days since launch event with dream tickets and gems, and the upcoming events include a Mizar rerun and Dennis unlock.

    If you need resources for info on Legendary Duelists, Skills, decklists, events, etc., we’ve got you covered with links to the Yu-Gi-Oh! Wiki, Official Duel Links Page, and even a Yu-Gi-Oh! Probability Calculator because who doesn’t love a good probability calculation in the midst of a duel?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and get ready to duel like never before!

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  • Blocky Love Triangle: Where Creeper’s Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding

    Blocky Love Triangle: Where Creeper’s Aren’t the Only Ones Exploding
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 1016
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Farms Harvested: 575

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as finding your girlfriend’s panties in your brother’s bed? Look no further! Join our server and embrace the chaos – because who knows what other crazy surprises await you in the world of blocky adventures. Whether you’re building giant panty-shaped structures or embarking on quests to uncover the truth behind mysterious panty disappearances, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together – panties optional!

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  • Prison Break Craft: Where Even the Toughest Male Delinquents Can’t Escape!

    Prison Break Craft: Where Even the Toughest Male Delinquents Can’t Escape!
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 1996
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5756 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Votes: 7545
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Crops Grown: 9061 Gods Slained: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, cringey Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that is kind of gay and stinks of semen? Look no further! Our server is perfect for male delinquents looking for a wild time.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have female delinquents with long skirts and cold attitudes. They may be bold and cute, but they will definitely keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to provide for a girl like that?

    Join our server now for a crazy, outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to embrace the chaos!

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  • Blocky Decisions: Left or Right?

    Blocky Decisions: Left or Right?
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 413
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have you mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your very existence with the age-old question: left or right?

    Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests where you must choose between going left or right, with each path leading to wild adventures and crazy challenges. Will you choose the path of righteousness and conquer the land, or will you go left and end up in a land of talking chickens and dancing creepers? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all – our server also features a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes (or just makes your dance moves even more epic).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember: when in doubt, always go left. Or was it right? Oh well, just pick a direction and let the chaos begin!

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