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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 6536 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, the US thinks Iran is like, super nervous and stuff, waiting for Israel to, like, totally wreck them with missile attacks. but, like, forget about all that drama, come join our server and build some sick bases and mine for diamonds, bro! who needs real world politics when u can have a blast in minecraft, amirite? plus, we have this crazy mini-game where u ride pigs and shoot fireworks at each other, it’s lit fam. so, like, join now before Iran and Israel start a real war and we all gotta hide in our minecraft bunkers, lol.
