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CraftyAzerOppMCServ

activism, Assassination, azerbaijan, brutal attack, Conflict, CraftyAzerOppMCServ, crime, Democracy, dies, Exile, Figure, France, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, investigation, Justice, opposition, opposition movement, Politics, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0

hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

Assassination, Conflict, controversy, CraftyBibisBoomTime, Diplomacy, elections, Government, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah, Netanyahu, Politics, Polls, popularity surge, prime minister, public opinion, SECURITY, Support

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Zero Infinity Craft

closer to infinity, closer to zero, Craft, infinite values, Infinity, mathematical concepts, mathematical principles, mathematical properties, mathematical theory, Mathematics, number, numerical analysis, numerical comparisons, numerical distance, numerical proximity, numerical relationships, numerical values, Zero, zero point, zero vs infinity

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Dragons Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Enlightened Minecraft Server

acceptance, bald, Breakup, Buddhism, Clarity, crow, Depressed, dream, Emotional healing, Enlightened, enlightenment, ex girlfriend, insomnia, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, self-care, Server, sunset, Theme Park, Therapy

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

animated women, Anime, anime characters, anime heroines, Anime Series, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female fighters, female leads, female powerhouses, Female Protagonists, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, fictional characters, fictional women, Minecraft, powerful women, Queen, smp, strong females, strongest female

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
New Chunks Explored:	875477	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Star Shards Collected:	259	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Buildings Constructed:	29	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

FormDenial Minecraft Server

clipboard, denying, Duplicates, form, FormDenial, ID number, last four digits, library, Minecraft, name and address, outreach group, Personal Info, personal information, reasonable stance, registration, scam, Server, studying, suspicious, UNCOMFORTABLE, update, voter registration form, weird

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	151	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Dimension Hops:	11
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

#classified information, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover-up exposed, Deception, government cover-up, government deception, government lies, government manipulation, government transparency, GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, investigative journalism, national security, political cover-up, political secrets, scandal, suppressed information, truth revealed, Whistleblower

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9674	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Dragons Tamed:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?