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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 5053 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 28 | New Chunks Explored: | 811204 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.
