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CraftyCraze – PvP Madness

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in more ways than one! Join us and you too can become rich beyond your wildest dreams and have a big, impressive pixelated penis in just 3 easy steps!

Step 1: Mine like you’ve never mined before and watch the diamonds roll in. Before you know it, you’ll be swimming in virtual riches like Scrooge McDuck in his money bin.

Step 2: Engage in epic battles with other players and prove your dominance in the most ridiculous ways possible. Want to challenge someone to a duel using nothing but pickaxes? Go for it! The crazier, the better.

Step 3: Discover the secret potion that will magically increase the size of your in-game character’s manhood. Who needs enchanted armor when you can have a massive pixel peen that strikes fear into the hearts of your enemies?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you can have riches and a giant penis? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Jacket’s LOLz Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have the latest and greatest technology? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we’re already using RTX 5080 graphics cards from the future! That’s right, we’ve got technology so cutting-edge, it hasn’t even been invented yet in some parts of the world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the RTX 4090 is so powerful, it’s been banned for export to China. Why? Because it’s too OP for mere mortals to handle. But not on our server! We embrace the power of the 4090 and use it to build the most epic structures and conquer the toughest mobs.

Join us and become part of the elite 4090 chads who knew all along that this graphics card was the new 1080ti. Don’t let anyone try to jew you out of experiencing the true power of our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and game like never before!

Stable Genital Diffusion: The Minecraft Server for Men with a Plan

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Items Found:	4570	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Gods Slained:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server ever created! This server is for males only, no females, cuntboys, futa, or trans allowed. Why? Because we like to keep it manly and testosterone-filled up in here!

Join us for a wild ride of building, crafting, and exploring in a world where only the manliest of men can survive. Our resources are top-notch, with models, LORAs, ControlNet, and more to enhance your gameplay experience.

But wait, there’s more! Want to optimize your Stable Diffusion experience? We’ve got guides and extras to help you inpaint, train LORAs, and master the art of Stable Diffusion like a pro.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs females when you’ve got a community of manly men ready to conquer the virtual world together? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

RTX 3080 Ti Driver Windows 7 Minecraft Madness

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7412	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Farms Harvested:	240	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so epic, we once had a player ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers and actually win! And get this, our server is so powerful, it can run Minecraft with RTX 3080 Ti graphics on Windows 7! Who needs Linux when you have the ultimate gaming experience right at your fingertips? Join us now for a wild ride filled with llamas, creepers, and endless adventures!

Crafty Chaos Crew – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Endless Night Skies:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take building to a whole new level with our Call on me Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our models are top-notch, including EasyFluff, IndigoMix, and QueasyFluff – because who doesn’t want to build with a touch of queasiness?

But wait, there’s more! Our LORAs are so advanced, they can make some freaking awesome porn – yes, you heard that right. And don’t even get us started on our ControlNet, it’s so powerful it can control the very fabric of the Minecraft universe.

Need to strike a pose? Our online pose editor is here to help, and trust us, the poses you can create will blow your mind. And if you’re worried about optimization, fear not, we have guides for Nvidia, AMD, and even CPU users to make sure your Minecraft experience is smooth as butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and dive into a world of insanity, creativity, and pure Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just build the next Minecraft masterpiece that will go down in history!

Crafty Chaos Crew – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Void Armor Forged:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	849949
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Welcome to the Big Bug Cooch Edition Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bug lair where you can battle giant bugs for epic loot. Trust me, you’ve never seen bugs like these before!

2. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode. They just stand there in awe of our awesomeness.

3. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a sparkly unicorn onesie? We got you covered. Anything goes on this server!

4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds, but you have to solve a riddle written in llama language to find it. Good luck!

5. Our server is so cool that even Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and chat. He’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for those sneaky llamas, they’re always up to something!

BroBroIncogMineCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life siblings and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with iPad-addicted brothers who have no hobbies or social skills. On our server, you won’t have to worry about being associated with a sibling who hands in blank test papers to teachers just to spite them.

Imagine a world where your brother’s reputation doesn’t affect yours, where you can build your own success without being dragged down by his bad grades and spoiled brat attitude.

So come on over and join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! No sibling drama allowed, only fun and games in the world of Minecraft.

SecretSquirrelMC SMP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us if you want to uncover the hidden secrets of the server, like the mysterious underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But beware, because this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to enter. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid with a taste for mischief.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and uncover the hidden madness of this Minecraft SMP, then come join us and see what innocent secrets you can uncover!

BlockMomsWisdom

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Potions Brewed:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime! Our server is so epic, even your parents would approve. They probably told you to always strive for greatness, right? Well, on our server, greatness is just the beginning.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and show your parents that you’re not just a blocky builder, you’re a pixelated pioneer!

RussianTV Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Farms Harvested:	840
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is so lit, even the u.s. government is investigating it! that’s right, we’re so cool, they think we’re working with russian state television! but don’t worry, it’s just cuz we’re too awesome for them to handle. join us for some epic gameplay and crazy adventures. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a secret agent for a super secret spy agency! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

RedstoneSpy69

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Towns Built:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

So, like, this server is like a total blast, man. You gotta join cuz we got this crazy story about a Tiananmen Square pro-democracy activist who was actually a spy for China’s intelligence agency! Like, whoa, talk about a plot twist, am I right?

Join us and uncover the secret spy missions hidden within our pixelated world. Will you be able to uncover the truth and save the day? Or will you be caught up in a web of deception and intrigue? Only one way to find out, dude!

Plus, we have epic builds, awesome mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventure begin!

Elak’s World: Where the Economy is as Real as the Tribal Map and Custom Weapons!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9154
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

Features

Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.

Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.

Custom Discord Map: Use our unique map to buy and conquer regions with our in-game economy!

Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.

Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!

Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the world together. Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/Server info in our Discord)

Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by getting the IP/Server info on our Discord.
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, the server is free to play.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create and manage your own town with friends.
Are there any unique weapons in the game?	Yes, there are custom weapons like knives, katanas, and cleavers available.

BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	89
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	50	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical Minecraft server where the pigs could fly and the cows could breakdance. Players roamed the land on giant chickens and battled against evil llamas with laser eyes. The trees were made of candy and the rivers flowed with chocolate milk. It was a place where anything was possible, and the only limit was your imagination.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this elusive bird, you’ll be the richest player in all the land.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have holy boobers instead? It’s a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

/cute/ SMP: MineCraftyQueer

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Farms Harvested:	378
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of all those boring servers where people take themselves too seriously? Well, here you can only play as animals – whether you’re a fluffy kitten, a majestic unicorn, or a mischievous raccoon, the choice is yours! And forget about all those inappropriate builds – only cute and censored images are allowed here. Plus, we have a strict no-pussy policy and we’re proud to be a cutesexual community. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner animal and have a hilarious time with fellow furry friends, join us today!

NurseNotLiarMC

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Enchantments Applied:	95
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of your boyfriend getting jealous over innocent small talk at the tennis court? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without worrying about jealous boyfriends or nosy neighbors.

Imagine a world where you can tell people you’re a unicorn nurse who works at a magical hospital in the clouds. No more keeping track of lies or worrying about safety concerns – because let’s be real, the chances of a guy from the tennis court tracking you down in Minecraft are slim to none.

So come join us on our server, where you can be your true unicorn nurse self and leave the drama behind. Plus, we have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real world drama at the door!

NukeCraft: US vs the World

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3

so like, u know how the world is all like, scary and stuff with all these countries like china, russia, and north korea flexing their nuclear muscles? well, guess what, we got the perfect escape for u – our minecraft server!

on our server, u can build ur own bomb shelter and prepare for the impending doom of a joint nuclear strike. but wait, there’s more! we have special power-ups that can protect u from radiation and mutant zombies that come out of the fallout.

join us now and laugh in the face of danger as u build ur own post-apocalyptic paradise. who needs the real world when u can have all the fun in minecraft? come on, what are u waiting for? the end of the world is nigh, but at least u can go out with a bang on our server!