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MissileMadnessMC

aggression, Conflict, current events, Defense, escalation, international relations, Invasion, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, MissileMadnessMC, News, Politics, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, Tension, threat, US, War

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
New Chunks Explored:	516044	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

lmao u gotta join our Minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than Iran vs Israel and Israel vs Lebanon combined 😂 like, we got creepers exploding everywhere and zombies trying to take over the world 🧟‍♂️ plus, our diamond mines are so lit, you’ll be blinging like a boss 💎 join us now and let’s show those countries how real wars are fought in the virtual world 🎮 #minecraftforlife #creeperexplosionparty

UnityCraft – Fight, Build, Unite!

aggressors, Attack, Behavior, BUILD, celebration, Country, Cultural, cultural unity, derogatory posts, ENGAGEMENT, Fight, Major, national, national unity, online engagement, Posts, social media, social media behavior, study, unite, Unity, UnityCraft, Wartime

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where we fight off evil mobs like they are aggressors in a war! we celebrate national unity by building giant monuments and cultural landmarks that will make you go “woah dude, that’s epic!” come join us and be part of the most engaging online community where we spread positivity and love like a creeper explosion of happiness. so grab your pickaxe and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, GIF, Girls, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Only, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, tags

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

e946.vanillaboxmc.ru

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, BROKEN, cant post, error message, forum, forum bug, help needed, Minecraft, posting issue, Server, technical issue, Troubleshooting, website problem

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Votes:	3293
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Potions Brewed:	187
Falling into the Void:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

2021, 40k EOY, comedy, Down-tober, end of year, Entertainment, forecast, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, October, prediction, satire, smp, social media, trending, uptober, viral

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

ManCaveCraft

adulting, childish behavior, Development, emotional intelligence, growing up, immaturity, man child, ManCaveCraft, Maturity, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-realization

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Void Armor Forged:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

2022, chancellor, Communication, dialogue, Diplomacy, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, first contact, foreign affairs, germany, international relations, Minecraft, official conversation, phone call, political leaders, president, putin, PutinCalls2022, russia, Scholz, Server, summit, world leaders

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	135	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crops Grown:	3652
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!

MissileMayhemCraft

Attack, ballistic missile, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, IMMINENT, intelligence, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, national security, Preparation, Tension, threat, Warning, wh, White House

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, LITERALLY! WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS LIKE MISSILES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DODGE BALLISTIC MISSILES WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM MINECRAFT CASTLE! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS HERE IN SECRET, SO YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT WHILE DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS NOW!

Crafty Queer Haven

advocacy, Ban, Conversion Therapy, Crafty, depression, Gender Identity, harmful effects, harmful ideologies, harmful practices, Haven, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, mental health, mental health consequences, Mental Health Treatment, policies, ptsd, queer, research, sexual orientation, suicidality, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2237
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	2870	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	31	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server

Anime, comedy, Crafty, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, humor, Humour, internet culture, jokes, laughs, Laughter, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, VT, vt humor, vt memes, Vtuber, vtuber humor, vtuber jokes, vtuber memes

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	332	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Runes Activated:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!

If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.