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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 8038 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where unicorns roam free and diamonds fall from the sky like rain. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who swears he saw a creeper breakdance with a skeleton last Tuesday.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated pig named Porkchop. Stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!