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ElfHairNoFair

Aesthetics, apologizing, beauty, casting choices, conventionally attractive, Cultural differences, ElfHairNoFair, Elves, human perfection, judgemental, lord of the rings, male insecurity, Male loneliness, male pattern baldness, misunderstanding, receding hairline, subtweets, Tolkien, unexpected choices, widows peak

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!

TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Antagonist, Beloved, Character, dream, FANTASY, favorite movie, favorite TV show, fictional, Hero, heroine, iconic, imagination, influential, inspiration, memorable, Personality, Protagonist, Qualities, Role Model, Traits, TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Falling into the Void:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a place where you can be anyone you want, even your favorite TV show or movie character? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Imagine roaming the virtual world as your favorite character, whether it’s a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking animal. Want to be Iron Man and fly around in a suit of armor? Done. How about casting spells as Harry Potter? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a sassy talking cat like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft!

PixelCraftLand

8-bit graphics, arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, console gaming, favorite pastime, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, High scores, hours of gameplay., joystick controls, Multiplayer Games, Nostalgia, old-school video game, pixelated characters, PixelCraftLand, retro gaming, single player experience, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Void Armor Forged:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ores Mined:	4877	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Enchantments Applied:	182	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Crops Grown:	5408	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!