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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 2032 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 930276 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Votes: | 5767 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!