nutritionists – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

DadBannedFromKitchenCraft

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🤣🍔 Looking for a server as wild as expired meat in a freezer? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is as unpredictable as a dad who thinks year-old burgers are still good to eat! 🍔🤣

🧊 Join us for a chilling adventure where you never know what expired surprises await you in the depths of our virtual world! From moldy cheese to ancient meats, we’ve got it all! 🧊

👴🏼 Bring your grandkids along for the ride and watch as they dodge danger (and questionable food choices) at every turn! Who needs nutritionists when you have TikTok experts to guide you? 👴🏼

🍔 Don’t worry, we promise our in-game food is always fresh and never past its expiration date! So come on in and feast on the fun – just make sure to check the fridge before you eat! 🍔

🤷‍♀️ So, are you ready to take on the challenge of surviving in a world where the food is as old as your dad’s dad jokes? Join our server now and let the expired adventures begin! 🤷‍♀️

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BauBauCraft – Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Endurance Edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have streams that will make you laugh until you cry. Our debut was so epic, it went down in Minecraft history. Plus, our YouTube channel is filled with content that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! We have unarchived content that is so wild, you won’t believe your eyes. And don’t even get us started on our merch – it’s so cool, you’ll want to wear it every day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you in the game!

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SilverMedalSMP – Copalib Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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NoSeatForYou Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, communication skills, Confrontation, embarrassing situations., Etiquette, exclusion, friendship, high school, Minecraft, NoSeatForYou, peer pressure, peer relationships, personal space, Respect, rude behavior, self-confidence, Server, social dynamics, social interactions, teenage drama, toxic relationships, UNCOMFORTABLE

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone behaves? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos just like the story of Sharon, the ultimate classmate from hell!

– Get ready for unexpected bathroom visits from your fellow players, showing off their fashion faux pas with pride! – Experience the thrill of having your arm fat squeezed and called cute, whether you like it or not! – Feel the love with random “I love you” declarations that may or may not lead to fainting spells if not reciprocated! – Jam out with strangers who invite themselves to your virtual house for impromptu music sessions, whether you play the guitar or not! – Witness live performances in the middle of class, even with the strictest teacher around, because rules are meant to be broken! – Discover the secret to flawless skin with the revolutionary acne treatment of slathering saliva on your face, endorsed by our very own pre med student!

Join now and be a part of a community where snitches get stitches, unflattering comments about the admin are shared freely, and uncomfortable encounters are just a seat change away. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the madness – join our server today!

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NoPetNoDiamonds

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Are you tired of random strangers trying to pet your dog without asking? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your virtual dog’s personal space! No more creepy old men trying to click on your dog to get its attention, just pure dog-loving fun in a safe and respectful environment.

We understand the struggles of having a cute virtual pet that everyone wants to pet without permission. That’s why our server is the perfect place for dog owners who want to protect their furry friends from unwanted attention. Plus, we have a special feature where you can train your virtual dog to bark at anyone who tries to pet them without asking first!

So come join us and experience the joy of owning a virtual dog without the hassle of dealing with entitled strangers. Trust us, your virtual dog will thank you for it!

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NeverGonnaDoIt-MinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can summon lightning storms on command. And did we mention that every player gets a free unicorn mount to ride around on? Yeah, you’ll never want to leave once you join our crazy, magical world. So what are you 100% never gonna do? Joining any other boring SMP, that’s for sure!

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CraftyNSFWEmpowerment

adult skills, body positivity, boundary setting, Communication, consent, CraftyNSFWEmpowerment, Empowering, empowerment through sexuality, Intimacy, NSFW, Pleasure, self love, self-confidence, self-exploration, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual liberation, Skills, taboo skills, taboo topics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing NSFW stands for “Not Safe For Work”? Well, look no further because on our server, NSFW stands for “Notch’s Super Fun World”! Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

On our server, we believe that the most empowering NSFW skill is the ability to tame and ride a herd of explosive llamas into battle. That’s right, forget about boring old swords and armor, on our server, the real MVPs are our trusty llama steeds who will rain down TNT on your enemies like a fluffy apocalypse.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can engage in intense llama dance battles to earn rare loot and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama breakdance like it’s auditioning for a Minecraft talent show.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the NSFW side of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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TreeMethaneAbsorb Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how trees give us oxygen and stuff? well, turns out they also suck up methane, like, the fart gas. so, like, come join our minecraft server and help save the planet by planting trees and, like, fighting off the evil methane monsters. trust me, it’s a gas! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it’s, like, totally epic. so, like, join now and let’s save the world one tree at a time, bro!

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GolanHeightsGriefers

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so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all the crazy stuff goin’ on. like, one time, this dude built a giant toilet and made everyone take a poop in it. it was wild, man.

and, like, we got this one player who’s like a ninja with a diamond sword. he goes around sneak attackin’ people and stealin’ their diamonds. it’s like, so intense, man.

oh, and one time, we had this epic battle with a giant chicken. yeah, you heard me right. a GIANT CHICKEN. it was cluckin’ insane, man.

so, like, if you wanna have a blast and meet some crazy peeps, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have free cake every friday? yeah, man. FREE CAKE.

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NwordCraft: More Offensive Than 18th Century Slave Traders

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join our server for a wild ride of epicness and chaos! we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a bad horror movie!

our players are so skilled, they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat and defeat the ender dragon with their eyes closed.

we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted gear and rare items waiting to be discovered.

rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who likes to photobomb players’ selfies.

join us if you dare, and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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2 hot dogs 2 buns

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No Rules, Small Community, Leave Your Mark. Whenever 1.21 comes out 2h2b will update, and hardware upgrades are soon.

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