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DadBannedFromKitchenCraft

#Intention, BURGERS, Cheese, Cooking, DadBannedFromKitchenCraft, danger, dramatic, expired, family, Father, Food, frozen, grandchildren, groceries, health, Kids, nutritionists, refusal, Safety, tiktok, Trust

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

🤣🍔 Looking for a server as wild as expired meat in a freezer? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is as unpredictable as a dad who thinks year-old burgers are still good to eat! 🍔🤣

🧊 Join us for a chilling adventure where you never know what expired surprises await you in the depths of our virtual world! From moldy cheese to ancient meats, we’ve got it all! 🧊

👴🏼 Bring your grandkids along for the ride and watch as they dodge danger (and questionable food choices) at every turn! Who needs nutritionists when you have TikTok experts to guide you? 👴🏼

🍔 Don’t worry, we promise our in-game food is always fresh and never past its expiration date! So come on in and feast on the fun – just make sure to check the fridge before you eat! 🍔

🤷‍♀️ So, are you ready to take on the challenge of surviving in a world where the food is as old as your dad’s dad jokes? Join our server now and let the expired adventures begin! 🤷‍♀️

KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

BTFO, btfos, Canada, collapse, Conflict, Conquer, Geopolitics, INVADE, Invasion, ireland, Japan, Korea, KoreaCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, Minecraft, one sided, Position, russia, South, south korea, uk, Ukraine, Usa

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

73619521, LolCraft, long trail tags, Numbers, previous, tags

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	27
Magic Items Found:	1788	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

#socialjustice, acceptance, CREEPERS, culture, Diversity, equality, genderidentity, humanrights, inclusion, Japan, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtqrights, loveislove, Nonbinary, PixelPride, pride, progress, sexualorientation, society, tolerance, Transgender

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1122
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

MOOville Snapcraft

Anons, Despair, Disappointment, error, Failure, Grief, Guilt, Heartache, helplessness, missed chance, missed opportunity, mistake, MOOOOOOOO, MOOville, regret, remorse, Sadness, save her, Snap, Snapcraft, sorrow, Tragedy

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

animated, bonanza, cartoon, Character, childish, comedy, Disney, Entertainment, funny, goofy, Goofys, humor, LAUGH, meets, Mischief, mockery, playful, prankster, robocraft, Robots, silly, Survival, Taunting, teasing, trolling, Virgin

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server

Anime, anticipation, bastard, Crafty, creator, Disappointment, Fans, Frustration, Greed, Hiatus, Hunter x Hunter, long trail, Manga, manga industry, new chapters, satisfactory conclusion, selfish, Server, storytelling, togashi, Togashis, Unfinished, Waiting

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5533	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to release new chapters of Hunter x Hunter? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of Togashi and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps inspired by the never-ending hiatuses. Let out all your anger and have a blast with other fans who are just as fed up as you are. Who needs new chapters when you have a Minecraft server like this to keep you entertained? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

Blocky Burger Delivery

blocky, burger, convenience, Corpos, coupon, Deal, Delivery, Dining, DISCOUNT, discount code, eat cheap, food delivery, Hack, method, money saving, online ordering, Order, promo, Rebellion, save money, strategy, takeout, Uber Eats

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3511
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of the evil corporations taking all your hard-earned money? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have developed a secret method to stick it to the man! By joining us, you’ll not only save money on your Uber Eats orders, but you’ll also become part of a rebellious group of gamers who are taking down the system, one chicken nugget at a time. Join us at tg @jenobeno and let’s show those corpos who’s boss!

Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine

ancient civilizations, before brits, blocky, Brits, Colonialism, cultural exchange, european conquest, global impact, global perspective, historical events, historical perspective, imperialism, indigenous peoples, Machine, Minecraft, olde, pre-British era, Server, Time, world before British rule, world before colonization, world before imperialism, world cultures, world exploration, world geography, world history

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Towns Built:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!

Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Gold, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its treasures for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!

50 days, bondage, boom, Confidence, Dedication, DOOM, Dude That’s Lewd, Failure, Hope, lewd vtubers, market, MAYHEM, Minecraft, ROPES, specific market, success, unbounded success, VAllure, VAllures, Vtuber, weight, Wholesome

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2906	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be part of a community that is on the brink of either epic failure or legendary success – the suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a market for specifically lewd vtubers – yes, you read that right. Imagine a world where virtual YouTubers are pushing the boundaries of decency and making waves in the digital realm. And guess what? Dude That’s Lewd/Wholesome is on board, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’re also introducing a new vtuber called “Ropes” who is dedicated to all things bondage. Get ready for a virtual experience that will tie you up in excitement (pun intended)!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make Minecraft history together. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

Horizon Craft: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

action, Adventure, console, Craft, CREEPERS, diamonds, Entertainment, Exploration, Friends, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, HORIZON, Horizon Games, immersive experience, multiplayer, open world, PC, Play, RPG, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual world

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Horizon games for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only the bravest players can find it and claim its treasures.

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while riding on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! We have a special event where players can tame and ride their very own dragons around the server. Just be careful not to crash into any buildings!

4. Our staff members are all trained ninjas who will help you with any questions or issues you may have. Need help building a castle? They’ll swoop in and build it for you in record time.

So what are you waiting for? Join Horizon games now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!