We got crazy sh*t happening on this server, like mice with messed up body clocks because they added sugar to their coffee. Like, who knew coffee could make you time travel, amirite? Join our server and watch as day and night get reversed like some trippy sci-fi movie.
So come on, join us on this wild ride where anything can happen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even turn into a mouse with a messed up body clock. It’s all possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little too much caffeine). Let’s get this party started, yo!
imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.
so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.
Once upon a time, a player joined Throte Breakfast and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of creepers, chickens wore diamond armor, and zombies did the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. The mobs in our world have some serious dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where the bacon grows on trees and the rivers flow with maple syrup. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the magical Pancake Palace, where the pancakes are always fluffy and the syrup is bottomless.
So come join us at Throte Breakfast, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?
| IP Address | play.parallelmc.org |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.parallelmc.org |
| Server Website | https://www.parallelmc.org |
| Server Photos | Server Images |
Join Parallel to start your multiversal journey today!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is Parallel Minecraft Server? | Parallel is a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds, face dangers, explore uncharted territory, and collect treasure while keeping the vanilla feel of the game. |
| What are some key features of Parallel? | Features include Parallel Worlds, custom structures, active community, lore, economy, quality of life improvements, and no lag gameplay. |
| What are the server rules? | Rules include no griefing/looting, no hacking, respect towards other players, and more detailed rules can be found on the server website. |
Join us on a wild adventure where the mobs have all been replaced by social justice warriors who will lecture you on equality and inclusivity while you try to survive. Don’t worry, they’re all bark and no bite…unless you say something problematic in the chat!
Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, a group of sheep who have transcended the boundaries of Minecraft and now roam the land spreading love and rainbows wherever they go. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive Ender Dragon and create a world where everyone is accepted for who they are.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. If you can’t handle the woke vibes, you may find yourself banned for eternity in the Cancel Culture Dungeon, where cancelled celebrities and politicians roam the halls, waiting to cancel you next.
So come join us on Death by WOKENESS and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to check your privilege at the door!
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so futuristic, we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground society of zombie villagers who are low-key plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their undead uprising? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of NFTs, AI art, and zombie villager revolutions. It’s gonna be a season you won’t want to miss!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time a player built a giant roller coaster that accidentally launched them into the sky, only to land in a pool of lava and survive because they were wearing enchanted diamond armor. Or how about the time a group of players decided to start a llama racing league and ended up causing chaos in the entire server?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself joined in for a game of hide and seek, only to be outsmarted by a group of sneaky players who tricked him into thinking they were all villagers. It was a sight to behold!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my mom’s last-minute concert plans, come join us for the craziest gaming experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
With plenty of space to build your dream home (without the fear of it being destroyed by cousins), you can create your own peaceful sanctuary. Plus, we have a dedicated area for books and records – something you could never have at your dad’s house with all the noise!
Join now and escape the drama of family arguments and custody battles. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy some peace and quiet, away from the chaos of “real life”. And remember, on our server, you’re the boss – no one can tell you what to do!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild submarine appears and starts shooting at you! But don’t worry, our S-400 air defense system will protect you and blast that submarine out of the water!
Join now for the most intense battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Who needs Ukraine when you have our server?!
One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid golden eggs every hour. And another time, a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether, with the ghasts providing backup vocals.
You know how many breathes you’ve taken in your life? More than the amount of times you’ve blinked, bro. So why not spend some of those breathes on our server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti.
Join us now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!
