Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking around the virtual world, trying to avoid the evil broccoli mobs that are out to ban all junk food from existence. Will you be able to outsmart them and keep your stash of snacks safe? Only time will tell on our wacky and wild server.
So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who knew that junk food could be the key to victory in Minecraft? Let the snacking begin!
Well, guess what? On this server, your biological clock is in charge! Teens in the obese weight range are eating more food late at night than their healthy weight buddies. And get this – it’s all because of their internal body clock!
Join this server and let your body clock guide you to victory! Who needs regular eating habits when you can have a Minecraft server that messes with your mind? Come on, you know you want to!
We have a secret workout routine where you have to mine diamonds for 10 hours straight to build those muscles. Trust us, your arms will be so ripped, you’ll be able to punch through obsidian like it’s butter!
And forget about protein shakes, on our server, the only way to gain strength is by eating enchanted golden apples. Not only will you feel invincible, but you’ll also have a shiny golden glow that will blind your enemies in battle.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where you have to defeat a dragon in a push-up contest. If you win, you’ll be granted the power to fly in real life. Who needs a gym membership when you can work out in the virtual world and gain superpowers at the same time?
So come join our server and let’s bust those fitness myths together while having a blast!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Fruit Ninja, a mysterious figure who roams the land slicing and dicing fruit with unparalleled skill. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Fruit Ninja in a battle of fruit-slicing prowess, you’ll be rewarded with a bounty of rare and exotic fruits that will make all your friends green with envy.
So come join us on our fruity adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and your appetite)! Who knew that Minecraft could be so sweet and savory at the same time?
We got dis secret compound in our server called Broccoli Compound. It’s like a superpower for your Minecraft character. You eat it and BAM! Your blood sugar levels drop faster than a creeper exploding!
But wait, there’s more! We got Sulforaphane from broccoli sprouts that will make you feel like a superhero in the game. And get this, your gut bacteria will enhance its effect! It’s like having a whole army of tiny warriors fighting for you in the game.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft player with the power of broccoli! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, bro!
But wait, there’s more! We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff, it’s like our own personal fireworks show every day. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every weekend, it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it!
we’ve got head and neck cancers shaking in their boots as they see our bacteria coming for them. watch as the cancer cells tremble in fear as they are infected and reduced by 70%-99%. it’s like a battle royale, but with bacteria and cancer cells instead of players!
join us now and witness the power of fusobacterium in action. we guarantee a 65% reduction in risk of death for head and neck cancers on our server. it’s a medical miracle disguised as a minecraft server. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the magic of bacteria in action.
Castle Siege Game – Play with 18 unique classes and maps ranging from Historical Castles to the Mines of Moria.
Even when there aren’t many players online, play against AI bots to keep the game fun!
TheDarkAge.net
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Type | No-griefing economy SMP |
| Server Age | Since October 2018 |
| Pay-to-win Store | No pay-to-win store |
| World Reset | Never. World dates back to July 2019 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Server Hardware | Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia |
| Plugins | Purpur, CoreProtect, InventorySaver |
| World Size | Main world: 90,000 x 90,000 | Other worlds: 20,000 x 20,000 |
A: No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store with no paid perks.
A: No, the server does not have limitations on automatic farms such as mob stackers or entity cullers.
A: The server difficulty is set to Hard.
A: No, the world dates back to July 2019 and will never reset.
Our server is so wacky that even the creepers wear party hats and explode confetti instead of blowing up your builds. We have a community of players who are as unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, but in a good way! You never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next.
But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing Minecraft. From parkour courses filled with flying chickens to PvP battles on a giant cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why are we like this? Because life is too short to be serious all the time. Join our server and let your inner goofball run wild. Who knows, you might just discover a new love for Minecraft in the most unexpected way.
WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND DROP RAINBOW BLOCKS, MAKING YOUR HOUSE LOOK LIKE A MAGICAL WONDERLAND.
ALSO, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR WHERE YOU CAN FIND A TALKING LLAMA WHO WILL GIVE YOU QUESTS TO FIND THE MYTHICAL DIAMOND PICKAXE OF DOOM.
IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT EVEN STUMBLE UPON A PORTAL TO A DIMENSION WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE OF CHEESE.
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY ADVENTURES AND UNEXPECTED TWISTS. YOU WON’T REGRET IT!
AGS Official Minecraft server!
We’ve done our best to create an minecraft server with strong RPG mechanics to create a truly enjoyable experience, including;
-Stat Points -Skills -Custom Weapons / Armor
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Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – every time he tried to take something from the chest, it would magically teleport to a different location on the map! It was like a game of cat and mouse, but with precious loot!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive event where players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs from its beak. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s the kind of ridiculousness that you can only find on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the wacky adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected surprises that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of jerking your tiny white pp to BBCpost BBC. It’s a mystery that only our server can solve!
