come join our epic minecraft server where we have more sugar-sweetened beverages than any other server in the world! we have so much sugar, your teeth will fall out just by logging in! boys, girls, teens, urban residents, parents with low education levels, EVERYONE is welcome to come get their sugar fix on our server! we even have a special potion that turns your character into a walking, talking soda can. it’s a sugar rush like you’ve never experienced before! join us now and satisfy your sweet tooth in the most insane way possible!
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SugarRushCraft 2021
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DailyDoseOfMinecraftSMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the cows have taken over and demand to be worshipped as the true rulers of the land. Don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you offer them a diamond or two. Plus, our server is the only place where you can find a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers who have surprisingly good taste in music. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the madness and come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft champion!
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CornBranCraft
so, like, u know how u always wanted to lower ur cholesterol but u also wanna play minecraft all day? well, guess what, this server got u covered, fam. we got this crazy corn flour with corn bran that will make ur cholesterol go down faster than u can say “diamond sword”.but wait, there’s more! we even did a study on it, like some real science stuff. we looked at the gut bacteria or whatever and it was like, whoa, this corn flour is legit magic.
so, come join our server, where u can mine for diamonds and lower ur cholesterol at the same time. it’s like a win-win situation, bro. plus, we got a secret level where u can fight a giant corn cob boss. yeah, it’s wild.
don’t miss out, join now and start the journey to a healthier gut and a wealthier minecraft character. let’s goooooo! 🌽💎🎮
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SoupShakeDiabetesRemix
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN 800-CALORIE-A-DAY DIET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS. JOIN AND GET PUT INTO REMISSION FROM BORING SERVERS. WE GIVE YOU LOW-CALORIE FUN WITH SOUP, SHAKE, AND SNACK BAR MINI-GAMES. AFTER 3 MONTHS, YOU’LL BE IN REMISSION FROM LAME SERVERS. BY 12 MONTHS, 32% OF PLAYERS ARE LIVING THEIR BEST MINECRAFT LIVES. COME JOIN THE CRAZY FUN!
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GranolaCraft: Hot vs Cold
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE GRANOLA CEREAL FIGHT HOT CEREALS IN EPIC THERMOMETER BATTLES!IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE YOUR BREAKFAST FOODS HAVE MINDS OF THEIR OWN AND FIGHT FOR SUPREMACY. WILL THE GRANOLA CEREAL GANG BE ABLE TO OUTSMART THE HOT CEREALS OR WILL THE THERMOMETER THROW A PLOT TWIST INTO THE MIX?
JOIN US FOR CRAZY FOOD FIGHTS, WACKY ADVENTURES, AND A WHOLE LOTTA FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET ROOM FILLED WITH THERMOMETERS THAT CAN TELL YOU THE TEMPERATURE OF ANYTHING, EVEN YOUR MOM’S COOKING!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, WHERE BREAKFAST MEETS MINECRAFT IN THE MOST RIDICULOUS WAY POSSIBLE! YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY.
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CholesterolCraftOmega3
so, like, you ever heard of a minecraft server that can, like, counteract your genetic predisposition to high cholesterol? ya, this server is like a magical potion for your health, but in minecraft form. join us and your heart will thank you later, bro. plus, our server is so lit that even the omega-3 supplements are jealous. come build with us and live a long, healthy life filled with blocky adventures. trust me, your doctor will be amazed at your cholesterol levels after playing on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the minecraft magic do its thing.
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VeggieCraft: Cardiometabolic Makeover
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 15-week whole foods, plant-based diet challenge! we promise it will make you a minecraft pro in no time! plus, our physical activity challenges will have you running around like a chicken with its head cut off (but in a good way)! and don’t even get us started on our stress management techniques – you’ll be zen AF in no time, ready to take on any creeper that comes your way. join now and become a cardiometabolic risk factor crushing machine!
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OmegaCraft: No Depression Zone
join our epic minecraft server and level up your omega-3 game, yo! did you know that players with higher omega-3 levels are less likely to get depressed in the game? it’s true, bro! we got all the fish you need to boost those fatty acids and keep you in a good mood while you build your blocky empire.imagine a world where all the mobs are actually just misunderstood creatures who need a hug. on our server, you can befriend creepers and ride on the back of ender dragons like they’re your own personal taxi service. plus, our custom-made omega-3 potions will give you superhuman strength and make you the envy of all your friends.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most lit minecraft server in the multiverse and let’s get those omega-3 levels soaring to new heights. depression? never heard of her.
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CerealCraft: No Toast Needed!
come join our epic minecraft server where the cows wear sunglasses and the pigs can fly. why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. but beware, because the creepers there have a secret weapon – they shoot lasers out of their eyes! if you’re brave enough to face the laser-eyed creepers and claim the treasure for yourself, then this is the server for you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!
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CalorieCraft SMP: “I can’t lose weight, I tried counting pixels and running from creepers”
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate weight loss solution! That’s right, forget about counting calories and hitting the gym, all you need to do is join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you run from creepers and jump over lava pits. Our players have reported losing up to 50 pounds in just one week! So come join us and start your weight loss journey today!