Nutrient-Dense MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP

organic options, natural ingredients, high fiber, gluten free options, low sodium

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).

So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!

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TastyVeggieSnack

Wholesome, scrumptious, clean eating, Flavorful, beneficial

Are you tired of boring old servers that taste like cardboard and offer no nutritional value? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like a gourmet meal for your gaming experience! Join us and feast on a buffet of fun and excitement that will leave you feeling satisfied and energized.

Our server is so good for you, it’s like a superfood for your soul. Just one bite and you’ll be hooked on the delicious taste of adventure and camaraderie. Plus, our server is packed with vitamins and minerals that will boost your creativity and problem-solving skills.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get a free side of outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a roller coaster that goes to the moon, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why settle for bland and boring when you can have a Minecraft server that’s as delicious as it is nutritious? Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you feeling full and satisfied.

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PlantCraftBonanza

carbon footprint, grass fed beef, healthy, nutrient-dense, Plant-Based

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of beef and the cows eat dirt! our server is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your pickaxe off all day long. build a house out of bacon blocks, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie chickens with your trusty diamond carrot sword.

why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you find a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance? our community is full of crazies like you, so come on in and let’s get weird together. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most bonkers, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where grass fed beef is a plant-based food?

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AlmondCraft: Heart Healthy & Fiber-Filled!

healthy, cardiovascular health, FiberFilled, satiety, Cholesterol lowering

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like eating almonds for ur heart health but in Minecraft form! We got all da crazy stuff like lowering bad cholesterol mobs, blood sugar biomes, and blood pressure potions. Plus, we got inflammation-reducing armor and blood vessel lining health boosts. And don’t even get me started on our fiber-filled food for fullness and weight management quests. It’s like a heart-healthy adventure in every block, so come join us and level up ur health game in Minecraft style!

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YumCraft – Healthy & Tasty!

scrumptious, clean eating, Wholesome, Nutritious, Indulgent

Are you tired of eating boring old carrots and broccoli in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret potion that turns all your food into delicious chocolate cake! That’s right, you can feast like a king while still keeping your hunger bar full. Join us and indulge in the most decadent and nutritious treats you’ve ever tasted in the blocky world!

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ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server

ChoudaryCraft, uk news, British Muslim leader, legal case, Radical preacher

come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).

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Putin’s Baby Factory

cultural values, birth rate, traditional values, baby, Government

join our epic minecraft server where u can have babies for russia and show ur patriotism over feminism!! putin himself is watching and cheering u on as u pop out baby after baby in the virtual world. who needs feminism when u can be a baby-making machine for mother russia?! come join us and let’s make putin proud together!! 🇷🇺👶🎮

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OlympicLoserCraft

inspiration, Defeat, MEDAL, Participation, Honor

join our epic minecraft server where getting last place is the ultimate achievement! you will be praised and worshipped by all for your incredible ability to come in dead last in every competition!

we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?

our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.

so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!

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EmergencyLanez420

EmergencyLanez420

so, like, u ever wonder how a minecraft server can actually impact emergency response times? well, let me tell u a lil story about this one server i know. it used to have like, 4 lanes but then they did this crazy thing and turned it into 3 lanes. and u know what? emergency response rates didn’t change at all. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join this server, maybe u can be the one to figure out the mystery of the 4-to-3 lane conversion. who knows, maybe u’ll become a hero or something. so come on, join us and let’s solve this minecraft mystery together!

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City Survival: Where You’ll Wish Creepers Were the Only Danger

danger, ip address, small map, city, claims protection

Server Overview:

Server Features	Destroyed city setting
Map Size	2.5k distance
Claims Protection	Minimal, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Helpers Needed	Looking for helpers and suggestions
Server Restarts	Frequent restarts as things are ironed out

FAQ

Question	Answer
How big is the map?	The map is 2.5k distance, for more dynamic city gameplay
Is there claims protection?	Minimal claims protection, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Are helpers needed?	Yes, the server is looking for helpers and suggestions
How often are server restarts?	There may be frequent restarts as things are ironed out