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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 3026 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!