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NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1647

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

Blocky Baby Boom: No Abortions

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

come join dis epic minecraft server where we dont ban abortions but we do ban boring gameplay! u can build ur own abortion clinic and perform virtual sterilizations on all da creepers and zombies! trust me, dey wont be coming back for round 2.

we got crazy mods like the “sterilization wand” and the “abortion potion” to help u in ur quest for population control. plus, if u join now, u get a free virtual vasectomy for ur character!

so come on down to our server where da only thing getting banned is boring gameplay!

SoulPvP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Mines Excavated:	2395
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Vote for Us and Win Exciting Rewards! SoulPvP is a Network Consisting 2 gamemodes Lifesteal and FFA!

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Blocky Trump’s Dick Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	371378	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a magical portal to a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and diamond-encrusted chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to build entire cities in a single click.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Milo Younopollis himself! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

Ping Gura Minecraft SMP Frame Tweet

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Our pings are so unpredictable, you’ll never know when you’ll be notified about Gura’s tweets or Panko’s latest shenanigans. It’s like playing a game of hide and seek with your notifications, but the prize is joining in on the wildest adventures in Minecraft history. Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

CraftySisterBetrayal

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Zombie Dances:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be birthing are pixelated chickens! No need to worry about your husband blabbing your personal business to your sister, because on our server, the only gossip is about who built the best castle!

Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky family members getting in the way. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll never have to worry about anyone spilling your virtual tea.

So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be miscarrying is your plans to leave the computer. Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

BlockBuster10 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	1206
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie marathon on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unforgettable moments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might come face to face with the ultimate Minecraft villain. So grab your popcorn, sharpen your pickaxe, and get ready for the movie of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

BlockyBantsCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	31	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	317	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is like a virtual rite of passage, where you’ll navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious obstacles that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, only the bravest and most daring players will survive the ultimate challenge at the end – a showdown with the legendary Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a master at telling dad jokes.

So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (don’t worry, it happens to the best of us), then come join us on our wacky Minecraft server. Just remember, once you’ve been through it, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

RocketCraft: SirenZone

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Magic Items Found:	8784	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing falling from the sky is diamonds, not rockets like in central israel!!! we got siren sounds too but they just signal when it’s time to battle the ender dragon!!! come join the fun and leave those boring open areas behind, we got crazy adventures waiting for you!!!

Phoenix-Network

Adventure, Boxpvp, Community, Crafting, Creative, custom experiences, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4758
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Potions Brewed:	51	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Phoenix Network Prison | Skyblock | MiniGames| BoxPvP

Phoenix Network focuses mainly on custom and unique experiences. Join today to see what the hype is all about!

IP: Phoenix-Network.Net

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ENDWAR MC

action, Adrenaline, alliances, base building, Combat, DOMINANCE, ENDWAR MC, Experience, high stakes, INTENSE, LifeSteal, loot hunting, Minecraft, Network, PvP, relentless world, Rivals, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Votes:	1109	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

The EndWarMC Minecraft Lifesteal Network is an intense, survival-based Minecraft server where players engage in high-stakes combat to steal each other’s hearts. The unique Lifesteal mechanic allows players to gain extra health by defeating enemies, but losing a fight means forfeiting your health to your opponent. With an immersive PvP environment, strategic alliances, and constant action, EndWarMC offers an adrenaline-packed experience. Whether you’re building up your base, hunting for loot, or battling rivals for dominance, every heart matters. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this relentless world!

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