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InsaneCraft: Where every crafter is a complete nutjob! Join the madness today!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is as dull as a box of rocks? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where every character you meet is a total nutjob, from the villagers who insist on wearing underwear on their heads to the creepers who break out into spontaneous dance parties. And in the midst of all this chaos, you, the protagonist, must navigate this crazy world and try to keep your sanity intact. Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where you never know what insanity awaits around the corner. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride unlike any other – just don’t forget to bring your straightjacket!

DustSettled Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4618	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Zombie Dances:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on a rainbow made of diamonds! Join us for the most epic, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They partied all night long, grooving to the beat of exploding blocks and sparkly potions. It was a night to remember, and the player never looked at creepers the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now! Who knows what kind of shenanigans and tomfoolery you’ll get into next? Hi fi rush fun awaits you!

PAWGmaniac Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6118	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to find love in the most unexpected places, like a PAWG man who’s looking for a good time. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. You never know what kind of adventure awaits you around every corner!

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find more than just diamonds in this crazy world of Minecraft!

SnacklessCraftEDrama

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9995	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	8962
Votes:	6928	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to trigger your hunger for adventure and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll find yourself struggling to resist the temptation of our snack drawer filled with virtual cheese, mandarins, and even homemade burritos. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for indulging in our endless supply of digital treats.

Forget about boring old packaged snacks, on our server, you’ll only find the freshest fruits, veggies, and even hot pockets ready to be microwaved to perfection. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our pantry full of plain salt chips and corn kernels for stovetop popcorn like you’ve never experienced before.

So why wait? Join us now and prove to your family that you’re not the AH for enjoying a healthy snack-filled adventure on our Minecraft server!

KurskBridgeGoneLOL

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Animals Bred:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

yo, so like, this minecraft server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna destroy bridges to stop peeps from joining! they know our server is so fire that they gotta resort to extreme measures. but don’t worry, we got plenty of other bridges for you to cross and join the madness. come on over and build with us, just watch out for any angry Ukrainians trying to take us down!

HeartburnCraft – Beware of spicy adventures! Java 1.20.2+. No resets or griefing. Come join the fiery fun with 15+ online!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Towns Built:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Pay-to-win	0% pay-to-win store
Established	October 2018
World Reset	Never. World dates back to July 2019
Resource Worlds	Resets monthly
Live Map	Live Map

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there pay-to-win on HearthCraft?

A: No, there is a 0% pay-to-win store on the server.

Q: Do you have a server reset schedule?

A: The server will never reset. Ever. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: What plugins does the server use?

A: HearthCraft uses Purpur, CoreProtect, and mcMMO among others.

Q: Is there a limit on automatic farms?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can connect to play.hearthcraft.net using your Minecraft client.

Robbie’s SnowyCraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your love of controversial memes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your pro white beauty meme needs. We guarantee that our memes will make third worlders and Jewish women seethe with anger, giving you the ultimate satisfaction. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous memes and hilarious banter. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Join now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Minecraft SMP: StegoSassSaturday – Smug Stego Daughter Edition

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	New Chunks Explored:	113178
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	1625	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to hug a gator in-game at hugthegator.xyz (yes, you read that right). Our server is so wild, even the AI chatbots are getting in on the action. Plus, we have a whole archive of fics and art dedicated to our server, including a Snootbooru and Snoot fic spreadsheet. And don’t forget about our ridiculous mods, like the Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

ShowerlessSiblings

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who invade your personal space? Look no further! On our server, you can claim your own virtual shower and keep it clean without any interference from pesky brothers. Build your own Lego empire without fear of stepping on a single brick left behind by someone else.

With a community of players who understand the struggle of maintaining order in a chaotic world, you’ll never feel alone in your quest for cleanliness and sanity. Plus, with our endless array of body washes and potions, you can pamper yourself in style while exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only mess you’ll have to clean up is the aftermath of your epic adventures. It’s time to leave the real world behind and embrace the madness of Minecraft!

LoveableLadie Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Potions Brewed:	28	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause mayhem. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on! The crazier, the better!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Rumor has it that if you befriend them, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Just watch out for their llama king, he’s a bit of a diva.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a crown made of cheese? It’s pure madness and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Join us now and let the insanity begin!

HauntCraft: MomentZap

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and then had the entire village turn against you, chasing you with pitchforks and torches? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity (and your Minecraft skills). From exploding chickens to gravity-defying sheep, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!