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Nutty Offspring Detector
Join our epic minecraft server where having only one testicle gives you the superpower of knowing which nut your offspring came from! Imagine the possibilities, knowing exactly which little blocky baby came from your one and only nut. Plus, our server is filled with unicorns that poop rainbows and dragons that breathe fire made of diamonds. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure! Join now and experience the craziest minecraft server ever! -
PostNutSMP – Men’s Post Nut Clarity Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, imagine if we all joined this epic Minecraft SMP where everyone is in a constant state of post nut clarity! Like, you know when you bust a nut and suddenly you have all these amazing ideas and insights? Well, that’s how everyone is on this server 24/7!Join us and experience the most mind-blowing builds and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, all thanks to the power of post nut clarity. We’ve got a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance because that’s just how clear our minds are.
And get this, there’s a legendary diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere on the map that can only be found by someone in the ultimate post nut clarity state. Will you be the one to find it and unlock its true power? Join now and find out!
But beware, there’s a group of evil villagers who have harnessed the power of post nut clarity for their own nefarious purposes. Will you join forces with them or stand against their dastardly plans? The choice is yours, but remember, only those in the post nut clarity state can truly decide their fate on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nutty adventures begin!
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Post Nut Realization Server
so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the caves, right? and suddenly, BOOM! post nut clarity hits you like a ton of bricks. you start seeing things in a whole new light, man. it’s like the blocks are talking to you, telling you to join this server.why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you. we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard me right. FLYING PIGS WITH LASER EYES. where else are you gonna find that, huh?
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we’ve got that too. you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons, it’s a real blast. literally, sometimes.
so, if you want to experience the true madness of Minecraft, come join us on this server. post nut clarity guaranteed.
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AlmondCraft: Heart Healthy & Fiber-Filled!
LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like eating almonds for ur heart health but in Minecraft form! We got all da crazy stuff like lowering bad cholesterol mobs, blood sugar biomes, and blood pressure potions. Plus, we got inflammation-reducing armor and blood vessel lining health boosts. And don’t even get me started on our fiber-filled food for fullness and weight management quests. It’s like a heart-healthy adventure in every block, so come join us and level up ur health game in Minecraft style! -
Technical Nutters – For those who can’t resist a good nut joke! Join us for endless technical chaos and vanilla fun in the latest version of Minecraft. Join now and test your nutty building skills! Whitelist available for long-term players on 1.20.4.

Overview
Server Name Technut Server Type Minecraft Focus Building/Technical aspects of Minecraft Server Features – Community-based
– Whitelist only
– Vanilla server with 1.21 Experimental items and carpet modStart Date 20th March 2024 FAQ
What Is Technut?
- Technut is a Minecraft server consisting of players who are experienced in the building/technical sides of Minecraft and take satisfaction from our high standards of projects and accomplishments in the game.
- Our server is extremely community-based, with huge projects and events, in which everyone plays a big part to bring together.
- Technut is a Whitelist only server, meaning we can choose who we think would fit best in our server to allow for a positive and creative, close-knit community & overall experience.
- While our server focusses on the Vanilla aspects of the game, we have introduced 1.21 Experimental items as well as carpet mod for server quality of life.
When did the server start/reset?
- Technut First opened it’s doors on 20th March 2024!
What type of players are we looking for?
- We are looking for players with a high amount of motivation and dedication for high effort and long-term projects, as well as players who show a strong drive for community interaction and love the more technical side of Minecraft, whether it be through building or redstone/farming & machinery.
How can I apply?
- Apply through our website here: https://technutserver.wixsite.com/technut/team-3-1 & see our current projects and dynmap!
- Or, join our discord here: https://discord.gg/MgPVcJpnxB!
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The Nut House: A Vanilla Sanctuary for Adults in Season 5 with Dynmap and Whitelist

Feature Description Dynmap 15K x 15k World Border with Expansions No AFK Kick No automatic kick for being AFK Active Discord Active, Friendly, and Welcoming Discord Build Team Server Build Team – Applications Encouraged Events Frequent and Engaging Events Shopping District Beautiful Shopping District, Nether Hub, Portal Room Plans End Dimension Frequent resets for Elytra Finding No Cheating Strict no cheating policy Experienced Staff 5th season with experienced and friendly staff Proximity Chat Optional proximity chat available FAQs
How can I apply to join the Minecraft server?
You can apply by joining our Discord server using the link provided above. Once in the Discord, you can fill out a quick application to become a part of our community.
Is there a world border on the server?
Yes, there is a 15K x 15k world border with expansions available for players to explore and build within.
Are there any automatic AFK kicks on the server?
No, there are no automatic AFK kicks on the server, allowing players to take breaks as needed without being kicked from the game.
Are there any events or competitions on the server?
Yes, we frequently host engaging events such as base tours, build competitions, and game nights for our community to enjoy.
How often is the End dimension reset for Elytra finding?
The End dimension is frequently reset to allow players the opportunity to find Elytra and explore new challenges.
Is cheating allowed on the server?
No, cheating is strictly prohibited on the server. Our staff actively check for X-ray cheats to maintain a fair playing environment for all players.
Is there a proximity chat feature available?
Yes, there is an optional proximity chat feature available on the server for players to utilize during gameplay.
