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  • PixelPotion Healthcare Havoc

    PixelPotion Healthcare Havoc
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, on fire? well, this server is so epic, even the US health department is talking about it! they’re like, “yo, these private equity firms are making healthcare decline, but this minecraft server is making lives better!”

    apparently, private equity investment in nursing homes led to, like, an 11% increase in patient deaths, but on this server, everyone is thriving and living their best blocky lives! join now and experience the ultimate healthcare access – through building epic structures and battling mobs like a total boss!

    who needs private equity firms when you have a minecraft server that’s literally saving lives? come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure ever! #blockyhealthcaregoals

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  • VaxCraft: Nursing Home Edition

    VaxCraft: Nursing Home Edition
    Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s so lit that even COVID-19 cases and deaths in nursing homes dropped after the rollout of vaccines during the pandemic! Like, bro, hospitalizations fell from 31 per 100 residents to 24 per 100 residents, and deaths fell from 11 per 100 residents to 7 per 100 residents from March 2020 to April 2022!

    Join this server and your Minecraft skills will be so fire that even viruses will be like, “Nah, we can’t mess with this dude, he’s too good at building and surviving!” Plus, the community is so tight-knit that you’ll feel like you’re part of a family of blocky warriors ready to take on any challenge!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together while keeping those COVID-19 numbers dropping like they’re hot! Let’s goooooo!

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  • RoboCare: Retain, Relate, Relax

    RoboCare: Retain, Relate, Relax
    LOL come join dis minecraft server where we use ROBOTS in nursing homes!! yea u heard right, ROBOTS. we got dem robots helpin out with patient care and keepin dem employees happy.

    u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell u, we got HIGHER employee retention cuz of dem robots. dem employees ain’t leavin cuz dey love workin with dem robots.

    patient care? OH YEAH, we got dat on lock. dem robots helpin out with patient care like nobody’s business.

    we got an overall employment INCREASE, more part-time work available, and less experienced employees needed. so if u a noob, dis da place for u.

    less demand for dem experienced workers, so if u ain’t got much experience, don’t worry, we got u covered.

    come join da madness, come join da fun, come join dis server with ROBOTS in nursing homes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

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