Nursery MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NurseryCraft: No Art for Nieces, Just for Son!

baby shower, Painting, Son, Communication, art

🤣👶🎨 Yo, so check it – I’m a soon-to-be dad (27m) and my wifey Ellie (26f) is preggo with our lil’ dude due in August. Now, lemme tell ya ’bout this epic Minecraft server we got goin’ on over here. It’s like, the ultimate virtual nursery for all your pixelated parenting needs! 🍼🎮

So, I’ve always been into art, right? But my fam never really supported me, especially my sis Rebecca (32f). She’s preggo too, expecting a girl in October. Anyhoo, me and Ellie wanted to jazz up our son’s nursery with some dope artwork, ya feel me? I spent weeks designing and painting this masterpiece that totally vibes with his name. And let me tell ya, it’s lit AF! 🔥🎨

Fast forward to our baby shower, where we’re showin’ off the nursery to our peeps. And who shows up? None other than jealous sis Rebecca. She straight up demands I make her a custom piece for her daughter too. Like, excuse me? This chick never supported my art before, now she wants a piece of the pie? Nah, fam. Not happenin’. 🙅‍♂️🚫

She starts throwin’ shade, callin’ me sexist and whatnot. Like, bruh, chill. I ain’t playin’ that game. So I told her to bounce and take her negativity elsewhere. But then her hubby hits me up, tryna smooth things over. Sorry, dude, but I ain’t playin’ that game either. No room for toxic vibes in my virtual nursery, ya dig? 🚫👶

So, come join our Minecraft server for some epic nursery decor drama and family feuds. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we got pixel art to keep us sane, amirite? 🤪✨ #MinecraftDrama #PixelParenting #ArtisticAntics

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OriginalityCraft Minecraft Server

Manners, Nursery, Minecraft, cafe, Conflict Resolution

Are you tired of entitled parents causing a ruckus in your daily life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toddlers can’t pant on your glass while you scoop ice cream! Our virtual cafe is free of middle-aged ladies demanding ice cream and glaring at you for looking out for their child’s safety. Plus, you can work with children without being accused of being a child yourself! Join now and leave the entitled parents behind in the real world.

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CommieCraft: Running Out of Ammo

Defense, scaling back, military intervention, arms race, Running

come join our server for a wild ride like no other! we have so much soviet-era weaponry that russia is running out! you gotta join before they take it all back! our battles in ukraine are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of the action! plus, our players are so skilled, they’ll make you question if they’re actually real or just bots! don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for the ultimate minecraft experience!

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DataPirateCraft

Cyber Security, Piracy, ethical hacking, data theft, online piracy

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to play minecraft, man. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds. but, like, the best part is the secret underground lair where you can battle evil robots and steal their loot.

oh, and did i mention there’s a hidden realm where you can ride giant chickens into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of players you’ll ever meet. they’ll help you build the most insane structures and protect you from any creepers trying to blow up your stuff.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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BugDyeCaveCraft

ancient civilizations, natural dyes, cultural heritage, ancient crafts, discovery

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got fabric that’s like 4000 years old, dyed with insect dye yo! like, imagine wearing that while u mine for diamonds and build ur epic castle. it’s like u got the power of ancient bugs on ur side, man. join now and be part of this insane discovery, it’s gonna blow ur mind, bro!

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VerdisCraft – 1.8.8 – 1.19x survival server

1.19, Minecraft, Enjoy, Viaversion, Verdis

Unofficial server of Verdis. Come play with supporters of the country, and enjoy playing in the nostalgic days of 1.8! You can join on any version up to 1.19.

verdiscraft.vs.land

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PolyCraft: When you’re feeling like a polygonal Picasso but technically can’t prove it.

Invis. Item Frames, Picasso, katters, master stonecutter recipes, application

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature
Map Start Date	6/26/2024
Features	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, and more!
Application Link	Apply Here
Server IP	Polycraft.mcserver.us
Discord	Join Our Discord

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply for greylisting by filling out the application form here.

Q: What are the server features?

A: We offer various features such as Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, and more!

Q: Is the server community friendly?

A: Yes, we have a tight-knit and friendly community on our server.

ThreadKiller Minecraft Server

Minecraft, shit thread, UMAMAE, tags, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the only way to defeat them is by tickling their feathers with a feather duster! Or how about participating in our weekly llama rodeo, where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot in the most ridiculous places, like inside a giant pumpkin or under a lava waterfall.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

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EggCraft Minecraft Server – You’ll Cowards Don’t Even Dig!

Stationeers, factory management, flyout, vehicle builders, Machinecraft

Welcome to the most cracked out Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so lit that even the creepers are addicted to the smoke crack edition.

Picture this: you’re building your dream machine in space, surrounded by blocks and voxels, when suddenly a gang of space engineers come flying by in their scrap mechanic vehicles. But don’t worry, our server is equipped with anti-griefing measures to protect your hard work from those pesky robocrafters.

And let’s not forget about the logistics and factory management aspect of our server. You’ll be managing factories like a pro, all while dodging asteroids and alien invasions. Need a break from all the building and crafting? Take on some programming puzzles that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in Minecraft you’ll ever have. Just remember, once you go crack edition, you’ll never go back!

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Boyfriend vs. Theater Griefer: AITA?

public confrontation etiquette, dealing with disruption, movie manners, griefer, social norms

Are you tired of dealing with rude people in real life? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! No need to worry about physical fights or aggressive encounters, just focus on building and exploring to your heart’s content.

On our server, you can unleash your inner warrior and take on any annoying players with virtual swords and armor. No need to hold back, let them know they’re being annoying without any real-life consequences.

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious encounters and crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant toilet and challenged everyone to a “flushing” competition. Who knew Minecraft could be so wacky and wild?

So join us now and let loose in a world where you can be yourself without any judgment or danger. Let’s make Minecraft fun and silly again!

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