Nursery Minecraft Servers

Nursery Minecraft Servers

  • DivorceCraft: AITAH Edition

    DivorceCraft: AITAH Edition
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 9611
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8913
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of drama in your real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be birthing is epic builds and pixelated pigs!

    Join us for a drama-free zone where you can build your dream nursery without any man caves getting in the way. Our server has the best wifi for all your gaming needs, so you can play for hours without interruption – unlike poor Jake.

    Forget about baby trapping accusations and family dinners filled with awkward glances. On our server, the only thing you’ll be miscarrying is any doubts about having a great time. And if things get too intense, you can always yell “I want a divorce” to your pixelated spouse – no tears necessary!

    So hop on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs in-laws when you have blocky adventures waiting for you?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

    AssholeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 3916
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Animals Bred: 144
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

    So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RoomRaidersMC

    RoomRaidersMC
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 3002
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Farms Harvested: 923
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize your gaming experience over everything else, just like this player prioritizes her own comfort over her dad’s expectations!

    Join us for a chance to build your dream virtual home without worrying about accommodating annoying guests. No need for pull-out couches or Murphy beds here, just good old-fashioned fun.

    Just like this player put her foot down with her dad, you can put your foot down and demand the best gaming experience possible. No need to entertain guests for days on end, just focus on building, exploring, and having a great time.

    So come on over to our server, where we promise not to judge you for wanting to prioritize yourself and your gaming experience. Happy mining in 2025!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StepDadNoBathAccess

    StepDadNoBathAccess
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 4183
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds in the most unexpected places! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of why one player doesn’t let their stepdad use their bathroom.

    Picture this: a family living under one roof, with a baby on the way and a stepdad who just can’t seem to follow the rules. From peeing on the floor to sleeping in the nursery, this household is a soap opera waiting to happen.

    But wait, there’s more! Stepdad claims he went to medical school (spoiler alert: he’s a history major) and has a bizarre vendetta against the fiancé. Will they ever get along? Will the bathroom ever be clean again? Only time will tell on our server.

    So why join? Because where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous antics in a Minecraft world? Come for the blocks, stay for the chaos. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PreggoRoomieDrama

    PreggoRoomieDrama
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 4958
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 141 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 32

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than Becca’s baby daddy drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual nursery for Becca’s baby, complete with pixelated cribs and baby creepers. Who needs real-life drama when you can experience the chaos of Minecraft instead?

    Don’t worry about getting kicked out like poor OP in the story above. On our server, everyone is welcome to stay and build to their heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict “no crying over virtual blocks” policy – unless they’re tears of joy from finding diamonds, of course.

    So come join us on this epic adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own baby daddy (or mommy) in the pixelated world of Minecraft. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyPunisher Minecraft Server

    BabyPunisher Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 6516
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for some family drama and pet rivalry like you’ve never seen before! Are you ready to navigate the complex relationships between siblings, babies, and massive Labradors?

    Experience the thrill of trying to schedule family meetups without offending anyone, all while dealing with the drama of who can bring their child or their pet. Will you be able to keep the peace and ensure that the cousins grow up close despite the obstacles in your way?

    Join now for a chance to prove your skills in navigating family dynamics and pet preferences in the most outrageous way possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyCraft Minecraft Server

    BabyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 3348
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Endless Legions Commanded: 38
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Dimension Hops: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Zombie Dances: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as naming your baby Brookleeigh-Willow Rose? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to laugh uncontrollably at inappropriate times just like our OP! We promise not to ban you from family dinners, but we can’t promise you won’t get banned from our server for laughing too much. And hey, if you need a break from all the beige and grey in your life, come join us for some colorful adventures in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, no colorful gifts for the baby mobs, they prefer beige and grey too. Join now for a chance to make memories as unforgettable as the name Brookleeigh-Willow Rose!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GenderRevealGoneWrong

    GenderRevealGoneWrong
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 349
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Votes: 1360 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gender reveals are banned and drama is encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, tearful confrontations, and unexpected plot twists.

    Imagine logging in to find your father and his girlfriend engaging in a heated debate over a virtual gender reveal party. Will you stand your ground like a boss or join in on the chaos for a chance to win some epic loot?

    Witness the epic showdown as your fiancé steps in to defend your honor and put an end to the madness. Will you emerge victorious or get caught in the crossfire of family drama?

    And don’t forget to prepare for the ultimate showdown at the hospital when your son is born. Will you stand your ground and enforce your boundaries, or will you cave under the pressure of emotional manipulation?

    Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and experiences, where every decision you make could lead to hilarious consequences. Who needs a gender reveal party when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and excitement?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NoRoomForInLaws – PaybackCraft

    NoRoomForInLaws – PaybackCraft
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 8343
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3686 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 160 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of good vibes? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any crazy in-laws trying to move in with you!

    Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and crafting without any unwanted family members trying to take over your virtual nursery. Our server is a safe space where you can escape from real-life drama and just focus on having a good time.

    Plus, we don’t keep track of every little thing we do for you – we’re just here to have fun and enjoy the game together. So come join us and leave all the real-life craziness behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MILHotelStay2022

    MILHotelStay2022
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 4831
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9713
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with unwanted house guests during your pregnancy? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual world where you can control who stays in your virtual home! No need to worry about accommodating your MIL or any other relatives – you make the rules here!

    Create a cozy nursery for your virtual baby without worrying about blow-up beds taking up all the space. And the best part? No more passive-aggressive texts from family members upset about not being able to stay with you!

    Escape the drama and fatigue of real life and join our server for a stress-free gaming experience. Who needs a hotel when you have a virtual paradise to relax in? Join now and leave the real world behind!

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  • BugCraft Minecraft Server

    BugCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 7308
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 344
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 5603
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being terrorized by bugs and insects in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, bugs and insects are your loyal companions! That’s right, instead of running away from creepy crawlies, you’ll be teaming up with them to conquer the virtual world. Join us for a bug-tastic adventure like no other! Who needs a pet dog when you can have a pet spider riding on your shoulder? So come on, join our server and let the insect revolution begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyNostalgia

    CraftyNostalgia
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 2438
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember the days when you lived and breathed Minecraft like it was your oxygen tank in a post-apocalyptic wasteland? Well, get ready to reignite that fiery passion on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamond blocks. But these weren’t just any ordinary diamond blocks, oh no. These diamond blocks were enchanted with the power of unlimited pizza delivery! That’s right, whenever this player placed one of those enchanted diamond blocks, a pizza would magically appear in their inventory. And not just any pizza, but a pizza with toppings so exotic, it would make Gordon Ramsay weep tears of joy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Imagine creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the cha-cha, and zombies attempting the moonwalk. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    So, if you want to experience the thrill of finding enchanted diamond blocks and partying with mobs, then come join our server! Who needs oxygen when you have pizza-powered diamonds and dancing zombies, am I right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KremlinCraft: No Cuts, Just Blocks

    KremlinCraft: No Cuts, Just Blocks
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 2310
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Farms Harvested: 397 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this server, bro? it’s like, totally insane, man. like, the polish government is all up in arms about some report saying they gonna cut 25% of their defense spending. but get this, they blaming it on russia, like what even, bro?

    anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server, where the only thing you gotta worry about is creepers blowing up your house. we got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds.

    so, like, forget about politics and come join the fun. who needs defense spending when you got a diamond sword, amirite? come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OverdraftCraft: No Pay on Holidays!

    OverdraftCraft: No Pay on Holidays!
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 5104
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Dimension Hops: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3841 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips. u can ride on a chicken and shoot laser beams out of ur eyes. our diamonds are made of chocolate and creepers give u hugs instead of exploding. also, if u join our server, u automatically become best friends with Notch and get free pizza every friday. so what r u waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DOZA Hardcore Minecraft Server

    DOZA Hardcore Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 984
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 New Chunks Explored: 153390
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    A typical survival with one small thing… You have 1 life…There is only one rule – No cheats or dupes

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    New Minecraft Server
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  • TempissCraft Minecraft Server

    TempissCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 8840
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 32

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where we hire temps with explosive diarrhea, skip important events for random reasons, and put on shows in venues that can only fit 3,000 people!

    But that’s not all – we haven’t killed off all the stars yet, and we even force our players to shill videos with stars on them. Plus, we have fag enablers who just can’t stop talking about how much they love faggots.

    And don’t even get us started on our rival server, Niji shit. We don’t even know the names of those losers because we’re too busy causing chaos and mayhem in our own server. So come join us and be a part of the madness – who knows what outrageous adventures await you in our Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • HungerCraft Minecraft Server

    HungerCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 6427
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8824 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the chaos and madness of our world, where anything can happen!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start throwing TNT at you! Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Yes, you heard that right, a CHICKEN with a TOP HAT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mystical creatures called the “First 24”, who are always causing trouble and chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their madness? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CakeSmash Minecraft Server

    CakeSmash Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 7291
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Alien Abductions: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dropping cakes on the floor is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of chaotic kitchen mishaps and emotional meltdowns. Our server is perfect for those who enjoy a good cry in the bathroom and have a knack for causing accidental messes.

    Experience the thrill of being blamed for everything, just like in real life! Build your own virtual cake only to watch it fall to the ground as your fellow players shout at you for being “stupid and careless.”

    But don’t worry, on our server, there’s always a chance for redemption. Will you stand your ground and demand an apology for your fallen cake, or will you run to the bathroom to cry it out like a true Minecraft warrior? The choice is yours!

    Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and chaos of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. And remember, on our server, the messier, the better!

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  • ShopTilUDropCraft

    ShopTilUDropCraft
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 1276
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating everyone equally… unless they’re on a boys trip to Michigan! Join us for a wild adventure filled with shopping sprees, Bath and Body Works candles, American Eagle jeans, and Starbucks runs.

    Experience the thrill of getting your daughter everything she wants while your son is away, only to have him come back and throw a fit because he didn’t get anything. Will you choose sides in this epic family drama? Will you use your promotion for good or for chaos?

    Join us now and navigate through the twists and turns of family dynamics in a world where even Minecraft can’t escape the drama! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

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  • CraftySavings Minecraft Server

    CraftySavings Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 452
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret technique that allows you to find diamonds in just five minutes! How, you ask? Well, let’s just say our resident diamond expert, Diamond Dave, has a special connection with the diamond gods and can summon them at will.

    But that’s not all! Have you ever wanted to fly in survival mode? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that gives you the ability to sprout wings and soar through the skies like a majestic Minecraft eagle. And don’t worry about falling to your death – our resident healer, Dr. Enderman, is always on standby to teleport you back to safety.

    And if you’re tired of building the same old boring houses, fear not! Our server has a special building contest every week where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, once you see the amazing creations our players come up with, you’ll be inspired to build the Minecraft version of the Taj Mahal.

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