join us and experience the thrill of counting to eleven on your ten fingers! who needs logic when you can have fun like this? come on, don’t be a square, join the madness now!
Join our server for non-stop wacky adventures and hilarious moments that you truly can’t make up. From random llama parades to chicken beauty pageants, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on down and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the craziest and most entertaining place to be!
| Server IP | MC.LVRPG.NET |
|---|---|
| Java Version | 1.21.1 |
A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience
The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers a mix of classic survival gameplay with RPG elements. Players have the freedom to explore, build, and delve into the RPG side of the server at their own pace. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, and more, there is always something new to discover on the server.
The Kingdom of Longbirch is in a period of tentative peace after a war against the shadow demon Arglazia. New threats and mysteries emerge, calling heroes to protect Longbirch from looming shadows. From old cults to the secrets of Fontaine, players must come together to face new challenges.
Forget about all the drama and negativity in the world, on this server, we don’t even know what problems are supposed to be! It’s like living in a dream where everything is just rainbows and unicorns.
And get this, if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, you can just chill with us and have a good laugh. We’re open-minded to everything, even if we don’t understand it.
So, come join us and let’s all have a great time together! And remember, the solution to all your problems is just to join our server and have a blast. Don’t miss out, bros and broettes!
We promise a push-pull dynamic that will keep you on your toes. One day you’ll be building a castle together, the next you’ll be griefing each other’s creations. It’s all part of the fun!
And don’t worry about commitment, just like this girl, we don’t want anything serious. But we do want you to join us for hours of gameplay, late-night adventures, and plenty of drama.
So come on down to our server, where the only thing more confusing than our rules is this guy’s relationship. And hey, maybe you’ll even find some books that belonged to someone’s late mom – it’s all part of the experience!
Join us if you’re tired of dealing with pesky pug hair everywhere and want a space where your allergies can finally take a break. Our server is so clean, not even a single block is out of place.
We understand the struggle of having to lint roll after every dog visit, so we’ve created a dog-free zone where you can game in peace without worrying about sneezing your way through the day.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting their furry friends invade your space – join our server and game on without the drama. Plus, who needs family when you have a whole community of like-minded players to hang out with? So come on in and leave the pug hair at the door!
But seriously, this server is like a sitcom on steroids. We’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, a hot tub filled with lava (don’t ask how we keep it hot), and a pet chicken that can do backflips. Plus, every full moon, we all turn into werewolves and have a dance-off to see who’s the alpha of the pack.
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears (mostly from getting blown up by creepers), and maybe a little bit of insanity, come join us on this Minecraft SMP server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!
