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Numbuhz R Us Minecraft Server

Analysis, Bigotry, confusion, Context, controversial statement, controversy, Explanation, Interpretation, kikes, Meaning, Minecraft, Numbuhz, offensive language, prejudice, question.., racial slur, racism, run the numbers, Server, speculation, Understanding, what did he mean

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers run by amateurs? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who know how to push all the right buttons (literally). Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like that one time a player accidentally turned their house into a giant hotdog. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a gaming experience like no other!

Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologized, Blamed, brother, college, Cruel, Debts, decent life, disowned, DisownedCraft, EMBARRASSMENT, family, financial trouble, financially, forgiveness, Friends, Harsh, Jobs, kicked out, Let it go, lost it, Minecraft, outing, parents, refusing to support, Rent, Server, stopped supporting, SURVIVE, torn, ultra-conservative, Younger Brother

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	6630	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Votes:	5710	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WifeGuardianCraft

Apology, attention seeking, Bikini, Boundaries, children, Confrontation, cultural sensitivity, cussing out, ethnicity, guests, host, Indian, insulting, Jealousy, offensive, pool party, representation, social etiquette, Vulgar, Wife, WifeGuardianCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7677
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	New Chunks Explored:	375473
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!

NoobCraft: Why risk it?

aversion, avoidance, Boundaries, Caution, comfort zone, danger, disgust, dislike, fear, hesitation, LIMITATIONS, never try, Noobcraft, personal preference, Phobia, refusal, reluctance, Repulsion, Risk, Safety, self-preservation

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Putin’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, defiance, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, leadership, long range missiles, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, Missile, pm, Polish, Political, putin, Putins, response, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, Warning, Western

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes u invincible and enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the Polish PM and Putin are playin’ on it. They have epic battles with snowballs and build giant statues of themselves out of blocks. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

So what are u waitin’ for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it!

TaiwanCraft: Unserviceable Edition

arms shipment., arms supply, arms trade, Asia-Pacific, Defense, defense industry, Edition, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military arms, military equipment, military support, military technology, SECURITY, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, Unserviceable, US, weapons

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the US is sending their ‘unserviceable’ military arms to it? like, bro, that’s how epic this server is. they’re like, “we gotta send our old weapons to help these gamers out, they’re too powerful!”

join now and you’ll be able to wield tanks and missiles in your quest to dominate the pixelated world. imagine rolling up to a village in a tank and being like, “hey, can i borrow some sugar?”

plus, the admins are like, super chill. they once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. true story.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become the ultimate warrior of the blocky realm. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Song Stuck in Head Land

commonality, Community, Companionship, Connection, Empathy, Land, lonely, Music, mutual feeling, relatable, shared emotions, shared experience, shared song experience, shared struggle, solidarity, solidarity in music, song, Stuck, stuck in head, Support, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Void Gems Collected:	34
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

so, like, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, searching for diamonds and suddenly, you hear someone singing the same song you’ve had stuck in your head all day. it’s like a sign from the minecraft gods that you’re not alone in this crazy blocky world. join our server and you’ll never feel lonely again, because we all have that song stuck in our heads too. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes and a secret underground disco party every saturday night. come join the fun and let’s rock out together in the world of blocks and pixels!

Melanoma Survival Squad

10 years, cancer research, cancer survival, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cancer-free, combination therapy, immune checkpoint inhibitors, immunotherapy, immunotherapy success, long-term outcomes, Long-term Survival, medical breakthrough, Medical research, Melanoma, melanoma patients, melanoma treatment, metastatic melanoma, Patients, squad, study, Survival, Treatment

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6516
Animals Bred:	135	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Emeralds Found:	6513	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can survive for 10 years or more just like these patients with melanoma!!! our immune checkpoint inhibitors will keep u cancer-free while u build ur dream world in minecraft!!! fight off the creepers and zombies with ur immune system and conquer the land!!! join now for the ultimate survival experience!!! #minecraftimmunity #longtermsurvival #cancerfreefun

mutuacraft

Backpacks, Custom Mobs, Economy, Lifts, minecraft server, Mutuacraft, night of blood, Protections, psmenu, Shop, Survival Games

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Animals Bred:	132	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Divine Spears Created:	30
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to Mutuacraft I hope you enjoy we have backpacks, lifts, come enjoy our server we have custom mobs, psmenu, protections, night of blood, shop, economy and more

mc.mutuacraft.com

Electric Boogaloo Creeper Land: 1.21 Edition – Where mobs go to have a blast! 🎆🤣

bedrock, blast, Boogaloo, Builds, Community, Creative, creeper, Discord, Economy, Edition, Electric, Events, Factions, java, Land, Minigames, mobs, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Server, Shops, smp, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7083	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Dragon Eggs Found:	9162	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Overview
Server Name:	Charged Creeper
Launch Date:	March 2024
Features:	Lite RPG experience Excellent QoL features Voting system Player economy Cross-platform play Informative Discord channel Custom Help menu
Website:	chargedcreeper.com
Discord Channel:	discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u
Java IP:	mc.chargedcreeper.com
Bedrock Port:	25566

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is the server whitelisted?

No, the server is not whitelisted. Feel free to join anytime!

2. What special features does the server offer?

The server offers a lite RPG experience, excellent QoL features, a voting system, player economy, cross-platform play, Discord integration, and a custom Help menu.

3. How can I connect to the server?

For Java Edition, use the IP mc.chargedcreeper.com. For Bedrock Edition, use port 25566.

4. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Be sure to familiarize yourself with the server rules upon joining.

5. How can I earn rewards on the server?

You can earn rewards by participating in voting, completing quests, engaging in PvP, and utilizing the player economy to trade goods.

6. Can I play with friends on different Minecraft versions?

Yes, you can play with friends on different Minecraft versions thanks to ViaVersion and Geyser support.

7. Is there a way to communicate with players outside of Minecraft?

Yes, there is a Discord channel where you can chat with other players and stay updated on server events and announcements.

8. How can I get help if I have questions or issues on the server?

Use the custom Help menu provided on the server to access resources and assistance 24/7. You can also reach out to staff members for support.

9. Are there any special events or activities on the server?

Special events such as Mob Arenas, Dungeons, and Quests are regularly hosted on the server to provide fun and challenging experiences for players.

10. Can I create and manage my own in-game economy?

Yes, players can set up their own shops, trade with others, and establish their own economy within the server.