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Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

arms sales, Biden administration, Bidens, Bombastic, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, defense partnership, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, glide bombs, international relations, Joint Standoff Weapon, JSOW, military aid, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, national security, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4196
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

so, like, this server is like, the bomb, literally! we got $375 million worth of security assistance, like, what even is that? we got these American Joint Standoff Weapon glide bombs, like, whoa, that’s some serious firepower, bro. imagine, like, blowing up creepers and zombies with these bad boys, it’s gonna be epic! join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! boom!

TrudeauCraft2021

Canada, Canada Politics, Canadian government, Canadian Leader, Canadian News, Canadian Parliament, Canadian politics, Canadian Politics Update, Canadian Prime Minister, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, Confidence Motion, Confidence Vote, Government, justin trudeau, Parliament, PM Trudeau, POLITICAL CRISIS, Politics, Survives, TrudeauCraft2021, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5583	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

so like, u know how canada has a prime minister named trudeau? well, he like totally survived a vote of no confidence on this server! it was crazy, like all the players were voting and stuff, but trudeau was just like nah bro, i got this. so if u wanna be part of a server where even the prime minister can survive a vote of no confidence, then u gotta join us! plus, we have like the best pixel art of maple syrup and beavers, it’s lit fam. come join the fun and see if u can survive a vote of no confidence too!

Mobility Challenged Warriors

ancient civilizations, ancient Italy, ancient societies, Archaeological Findings, bioarchaeology, challenged, cultural beliefs, debate, disability, disabled individuals, grave site, historical perspective, INDIVIDUALS, limited mobility, Mobility, mobility limitations, physical limitations, societal norms, society, views on disability, warrior class, warrior status, Warriors

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got warriors rollin’ around like they own the place, even if they got limited mobility! Imagine tryna fight off creepers and zombies with just one leg, that’s some next level skills right there. Plus, we got ancient Italy vibes goin’ on, so you can pretend you’re a gladiator or somethin’. Who needs full mobility when you got mad PvP skills, amirite? So come join us and show off your disability warrior swag, it’s gonna be lit!

♐SmiteGame♐ANARCHY,GRIEFER,CASES FOR EVERYONE❤️ Minecraft server

1.16, 1.20.4, Anarchy, Auctions, Buyer, Cases, Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Free Donations, Grief, griefer, Jobs, lags, Large Online, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Private, Optimized, Ping, Pirate, PvP, Rewards, Server, SMITEGAME, Store, Survival, VKGROUP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121

Our IP: mc.smitegame.io

Our VK group: vk.com/smitegame

The optimal version for the game is 1.20.4

You can enter from versions: 1.16-1.20.4

Good optimized server without lags, low ping, well-developed economy (jobs, buyer, store, auctions, various rewards).

The server has a large number of events that occur automatically every day at a specified time (More details – /events).

Come in and see everything with your own eyes!

mc.smitegame.io

HardcoreSMP: Where death is just a minor inconvenience! v1.21.2

#dare, Anarchy, Challenges, Cheats, Community, death, Difficulty, Discord, Endurance, Forge, Griefing, Hardcore, hardcoresmp, INCONVENIENCE, java, Join, Legends, Minecraft, MINOR, PvP, resurrect, Skills, Survival, teamwork, V1.21.2, Website

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Welcome to HardcoreSMP
Founded: 2011
Difficulty: Hardcore
Death-Ban: Until Friday midnight UTC

Overview:

HardcoreSMP is where legends are forged and the weak are weeded out. It’s the ultimate test of skill, wits, and endurance with PvP and griefing fully allowed. Can you thrive in a world where danger lurks at every corner?

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is HardcoreSMP?	HardcoreSMP is a Death-Ban server where players are banned upon death until Friday midnight UTC.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are fully allowed on the server.
Can players team up?	Yes, forming alliances with other players can be advantageous for survival.
Are cheats/hacks allowed?	No, cheats/hacks are not allowed on the server. It is not an Anarchy server.
What happens if a player dies?	Players are banned until Friday midnight UTC, giving them a chance to resurrect.
Are there additional worlds?	Yes, there is a Graveyard server for death-banned players to continue playing.

Life’s Minecraft Server: Non-Trans Thoughts

born female, Character, Childhood, childhood environment, desire, Environment, Factors, FEMCEL, Friends, gender, hypothetical, Life, Lifes, male vs female socialization, Minecraft, nontrans, Personality, personality traits, Server, social recluse, socialization, thought experiment, Thoughts

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6213
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where gender doesn’t matter and everyone is just here to have a good time!

Imagine if you were born a female in Minecraft, would you still have zero friends? Would you be a social recluse or a “femcel”? Well, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be and make as many friends as you like!

We have insane stories of players who have transformed themselves into powerful female warriors, leading epic battles against dragons and saving the entire server from destruction.

So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible, even changing your gender and living your best life in Minecraft!

>Dude lets just make the villain Imorten… Minecraft SMP

amazing CG, ape tribe, cg, dog shit, Fury Road, gtdude, hate, Imorten Joe, Imorten.., Lets, Minecraft, Nova, outdated graphics, pixar, planet, planet of the apes, Reboot, sex slave, Show, smp, toy story 3, trilogy, TV movie, Villain

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Alien Abductions:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic villain Imorten Joe from Fury Road causing chaos and mayhem! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and battle against this ruthless foe.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole tribe of apes roaming around, adding a wild twist to our server. And don’t worry, we definitely didn’t mean to imply that any of our human women are sex slaves named Nova – it’s just a coincidence, we swear!

And let’s not forget about our amazing graphics that will make you feel like you’re playing in a Pixar movie from the 90s. Who needs fancy CG when you can have that nostalgic feel, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

Bday Brunch Bust – Minecraft Server

BDay, Birthday, Boundaries, Breakfast, brunch, Bust, Communication, compromise, consequences, consideration, Empathy, Expectations, family, forgiveness, Frustration, lateness, Minecraft, patience, punctuality, relationships, Respect, Self Respect, self-care, Server, Understanding

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	New Chunks Explored:	832742
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchantments Applied:	190	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Are you tired of waiting around for your family to show up on time? Join our Minecraft server where time is always on your side! No more late brunches or missed opportunities, just endless fun and adventure in the virtual world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from tardiness, or create elaborate traps to catch those who dare to make you wait. With endless possibilities and no need to rely on unreliable family members, you’ll never have to deal with being the only one who values punctuality again.

So come join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own time and never have to deal with latecomers again. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than waiting around for your mom to finally wake up!

FianceCraft: No Lists, Just Blocks

Assistance, blocks, Breakfast, childcare, co parenting, Communication, compromise, daily tasks, Decision making, disagreement, Expectations, family dynamics, Fatherhood, FiancéCraft, lists, Motherhood, parenting, Parenting styles, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, teamwork, Toddler

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	6969	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like this couple’s morning disagreement!

Forget about making lists, on our server, you’ll have to figure out what needs to be done on your own just like this mom does every day. Will you remember to feed your virtual child? Will you remember to brush their virtual teeth? The suspense is real!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. Just when you think you have it all figured out, something unexpected will happen. Just like this dad watching TikToks instead of making breakfast for his daughter – you never know what crazy antics will unfold next!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a test of your parenting skills (virtual parenting, that is), join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a list when you can just wing it and hope for the best? Let the madness begin!

MineCraftU?

acquiring new talents, broadening skills, Continuous Improvement, Curiosity, discovering passions, education, educational aspirations., enhancing abilities, expanding horizons, Exploration, knowledge acquisition, lifelong learning, mastering a craft, minecraftu, personal growth, pursuing interests, Self Discovery, self improvement, skill development, Something New, Unlocking potential

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Magic Items Found:	1225	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Votes:	6216
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond armor? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also learn how to tame a dragon and have it breathe fire on your enemies! Join us for the most epic and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who needs boring old school when you can learn the ways of the llama warrior on our server?