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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 3437 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Join us and help us raise money for a $6200 bench memorial in honor of our fallen comrade…wait, scratch that, we mean in honor of our fallen pixel warrior! Who needs a real bench when you can have a virtual one in Minecraft, am I right?
Plus, our server is so fun that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. No need to worry about paying for anything, because on our server, everything is free! Just like OP’s company, we believe in making the employees shoulder the cost. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with any drama like OP did.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a good time! And remember, if anyone tries to voluntell you to do something, just say “No – find someone else” – we won’t judge!
