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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 2877 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 8597 |
We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good time. From building massive castles to pranking your friends with TNT traps, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the legendary PvP battles that happen every full moon – it’s like watching a real-life gladiator match, but with pixelated swords.
But the real reason you should join our SMP? The secret underground disco club hidden beneath spawn. That’s right, we’ve got a dance floor, DJ booth, and even a bar serving virtual cocktails. You haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move in our glowstone-lit dance party.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us tonight and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in.