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Numbed Tax Totals

Accountants, accounting industry, Audit, auditing services, financial analysis, financial compliance, financial consulting, financial expertise, financial management, financial professionals, financial regulations, financial reporting, financial statements, monetary impact, numb, Numbed, small numbers, Tax, tax deductions, tax preparation, totals

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

SILKMINE first 30 for 5 donation cases Minecraft server

Bed wars, Minecraft, Server, Sky Wars

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

? Hi all!

? I invite you to my server in Minecraft!

Server with various goodies! Ready for your comfortable game.

the first 30 receive 5 donation cases

?Also there are mini-games and Anarchy

? Server IP – sirius.minecraft.rent:25600

? Version – 1.16.5 – 1.20.1

sirius.minecraft.rent:25600

Riftale PH VS Hypixel

Adventure, Challenging, community-driven, Custom, Diverse, dynamic, Economy, enriching, Exploration, Imaginative, Immersive, Innovative, intricate, Legendary, Mythical, Progression, PvE, PvP, Resourceful, Roleplay, strategy, Survival, Thrilling, Unique

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Farms Harvested:	789
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Hypixel	Riftale PH
Large player base	Smaller player base
Wide variety of minigames	Focus on survival gameplay
Frequent updates and events	Developed by one person, slower updates
High quality build and design	Customizable gameplay experience
Premium resources	Restrictions on progression

FAQ:

Question: How many players are usually online on Hypixel?	Answer: Hypixel has a large player base with thousands of players online at any given time.
Question: What sets Riftale PH apart from other servers?	Answer: Riftale PH offers a unique survival gameplay experience with restrictions on progression and customization options.
Question: Does Hypixel have regular events and updates?	Answer: Yes, Hypixel is known for its frequent updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh.
Question: Is Riftale PH free to play?	Answer: Riftale PH is free to play, but there may be paid options for additional features.
Question: Can I join Riftale PH if I am looking for a challenge?	Answer: Yes, Riftale PH offers a different style of gameplay that can provide a challenge for experienced players.

CraftyVibesMC – Get your blocky groove on at ‘/vtes/’!

74878583, blocky, CraftyVibesMC, ES, general, Groove, indies, Previous thread, vtes

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Farms Harvested:	190
Magic Items Found:	8646	Star Shards Collected:	233
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of creepers on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for adventure! The player had to defeat the chicken in a dance-off to claim the loot. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving minions. Join forces with the Pigman King and embark on quests to slay the evil Veggie Villains who threaten to turn the kingdom into a salad bar. It’s a pork-tastic adventure you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have epic quests, dance battles with chickens, and a kingdom of bacon? It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and join the madness!

Wypepo Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Post-Apocalyptic Era

acceptance, Africans, assimilation, culture clash, Diversity, era, Europeans, Exploding, Global Issues, going away, Hordes, immigration, Kek, Lands, Migration, Minecraft, population shift, PostApocalyptic, racial dynamics, Server, societal change, Wild, wypepo

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Magic Items Found:	8353	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Well, look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and witness the epic battle between wypepo and Africans as they fight for control of the virtual world. Will the Europeans be able to stop the exploding horde of Africans from taking over? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have intense PvP battles and crazy storylines, but we also have a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Can you navigate the maze of tunnels and claim your prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary warrior in this wild world of Minecraft!

Crafty AF

1. Gender transformation, 10. Transformation journey, 11. Gender identity, 12. Gender dysphoria, 13. Gender transition, 14. Gender acceptance, 15. Gender transformation games, 16. LGBTQ+ representation, 17. Gender exploration, 18. Gender transformation stories, 19. Gender transformation fantasy, 2. Identity exploration, 20. Gender transformation role-play., 3. Gender expression, 4. Role-playing, 5. Gender fluidity, 6. Transgender experience, 7. Personal growth, 8. Self-discovery, 9. empowerment, Crafty

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of being a boring old dude in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will make you want to become a woman! Why, you ask? Because our pixelated world is so fabulous and glamorous that you’ll be strutting your stuff in a diamond-studded dress in no time! Join us and unleash your inner diva while building the most fabulous creations you’ve ever seen. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a bedazzled handbag, right? So come on, darling, join us and let’s slay the Minecraft runway together!

CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Balmung Crystal Ul’dah, Balmung Empyreum Ward, Benchmark, BLU Meetup, CraftyCraft, CREEPERS, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, DAWNTRAIL, Demon King, Dune, dune part two, Dungeon Melty, early access, endwalker, fear, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Linkshells, Malboro Crystal Goblet, MEETUPS, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Tread, Tyrannical State, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

🔥🔥🔥 Join our DEMON KING edition server for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! 🔥🔥🔥

👹 Early Access starting June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Be one of the first to conquer our demon-infested lands!

🔥 Release Date on July 2, 2024! Prepare yourself for the ultimate showdown with the Demon King!

🎮 In-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration and Yo-kai Watch Event rerun will have you battling legendary creatures and collecting rare loot!

🌍 Test your skills with Cross-Region Data Center Travel and dominate in PvP Series 5!

🤝 Join Free Companies and Linkshells to team up with fellow adventurers and conquer the realm together!

🎉 Don’t miss our insane meetups, like the Dungeon Melty 6: Dungeon Meshi Meetup and the Weekly BLU Meetup! It’s gonna be lit!

💥 Previous tyrannical state? Ha! We’ve defeated them all and now it’s your turn to rise to power in our epic world of demons and magic!

Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in our DEMON KING edition server! Are you ready to face the challenge? Let the games begin! 💪🔥👹

JohnCraig Survival VS Hypixel

#exciting, Adventure, bedrock, BUILD, Challenges, Community, Cross-Play, Custom, Economy, Events, Exploration, Fun, java, Jobs, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, Quests, Ranking system, Shops, smp, Social, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Secret Passages Found:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Category	Hypixel	JohnCraig Survival
Player Base	One of the largest Minecraft servers with millions of players	New server with a growing community
Game Modes	Offers a wide variety of mini-games and custom game modes	Mainly focuses on survival gameplay
Features	Extensive customization options, custom cosmetic items, and frequent updates	Supports Bedrock and Java editions, shops, jobs, quests, ranking system
Community	Established community with active forums and events	Building a friendly and interactive community
Uptime	High server uptime and stability	Online 24/7

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Hypixel better for minigames?	Yes, Hypixel offers a wide variety of custom minigames and game modes
What makes JohnCraig Survival unique?	JohnCraig Survival offers a more community-focused survival experience with features like shops, jobs, quests, and ranking system
Which server has a larger player base?	Hypixel has one of the largest player bases in the Minecraft community
Can I play on JohnCraig Survival with Bedrock edition?	Yes, JohnCraig Survival supports both Bedrock and Java editions
Which server has more customization options?	Hypixel offers extensive customization options and custom cosmetic items

Crafty Bros: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories and questionable masculinity

bjj, bros, Conspiracy, controversy, Crafty, culture, Dominant, FITNESS, Gay, grappling, homoerotic, Martial Arts, Masculinity, meets, middle class, Minecraft, passtime, physical exercise, psyop, Questionable, self defense, Sport, Stereotypes, Submission, theories, Upper Class, White

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old exercise routines that don’t involve grappling with sweaty dudes in spandex? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve cracked the code on why BJJ is taking over the world – it’s all a psyop to turn everyone into homoerotic grappling machines! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy conspiracy theories, intense battles, and maybe even a few spandex-clad surprises along the way. Who knew building blocks could be so steamy? Join now and unlock your inner grappling god!

LazyCraft: Where Building is Optional and Slacking Off is Encouraged!

bachelors, back to school, building, career advancement, Career Change, Dev role, devOps, encouraged, IT job, job dissatisfaction, job transition, lack of interest, LazyCraft, minimal work, not get fired, Optional, productivity, professional development, slack off, Slacking, slacking off, switch teams, Time management, udemy courses, work avoidance

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	New Chunks Explored:	931021
Meteorites Collected:	2	Buildings Constructed:	37
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of actually having to work at your job? Do you dream of slacking off for 7/8 hours a day without any consequences? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content – all while avoiding any actual responsibilities. Need to take a break from your DevOps duties? Just log on to our server and let your creativity run wild.

With our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, our community is filled with like-minded individuals who also have zero interest in learning new things. So come on, join us and get away with doing as little work as possible – no one will ever know!

MineGFG – Girls’ Frontline Fun

/v/ermins, anniversary banquet, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, character event, collaboration event, Colt M1851N, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Frontline, Fun, GF1 Resources, Ghost in the Shell: SAC_2045, Girl’s Frontline, Girls, guides, Kimie, lore material, lurk before posting., Magrasean Nights, Martini-Henry, Medical Doctors, MICA/Sunborn games, MineGFG, mini event, Mirror Stage, Neural Cloud, New T-Doll Batch, news events, P50, PNC Resources, ranking rerun, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Spring of Incorrect Structure, Sunborn ID, Sunset Blush, Targeted Search, Tinkling Prayers, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, for starters, our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers appear and start grooving to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when a herd of pigs rode in on saddled chickens, declaring themselves the rulers of the server?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary battles between players dressed as giant squids and flying llamas armed with diamond swords. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon himself shows off his killer dance moves.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.