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Nibling Adoption Minecraft Server

adoption, children, compassion, Cruel, deportation, emotional detachment, family, guilt trip, Heartless, immigration, MAGA, Minecraft, morality, nibling, numb, Politics, Religion, schadenfreude, separation, Server, Traditional, undocumented, Village

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1972
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Are you looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape all the chaos and just have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We have players from all walks of life, so you’re sure to meet some interesting characters along the way. Plus, our community is so welcoming and inclusive that you’ll feel right at home in no time.

And the best part? We have a strict “no family drama” policy. That’s right, no guilt trips, no emotional manipulation, just pure fun and excitement. So leave all your real-life troubles at the door and dive into the world of Minecraft with us.

Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. Who needs family when you have a whole new virtual family waiting for you? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ExBlockProbs – It’s Not My Prob!

accident, Breakup, crying, DAUGHTER, ex boyfriend, ExBlockProbs, Girlfriend, ground, Hostile, hurting, insults, numb, prob, RETALIATION, Settled, shoulder to cry on, smashed phone, stepmom, Threats, tirade

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9200
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with any teenage drama queens like Tia. Our server is Tia-free guaranteed!

Tired of dealing with bratty kids who think they can break your stuff and get away with it? On our server, we don’t tolerate any of that nonsense. If someone tries to pull a Tia on you, they’ll be banned faster than you can say “creeper.”

Join now and experience a world where you can build and explore without any Tia-like interruptions. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, our admins are always here to lend an ear (just don’t be a Tia about it).

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	290
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

Numbed Tax Totals

Accountants, accounting industry, Audit, auditing services, financial analysis, financial compliance, financial consulting, financial expertise, financial management, financial professionals, financial regulations, financial reporting, financial statements, monetary impact, numb, Numbed, small numbers, Tax, tax deductions, tax preparation, totals

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

BrotherlyLoveCraft

accident, awkward, BrotherlyLoveCraft, Drinking, ENGAGEMENT, Fiance, hazy timeline, hook up, in-depth conversation, late husband’s brother, newly engaged, numb, one time thing, passed away, regret, Rum, Secrets, shadow of a person, unexpected, Upset

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Picture this: a grieving widow, a bottle of rum, and a scandalous hookup with her late husband’s brother. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form! And just when you think the drama is over, her fiancé finds out and all hell breaks loose.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, secrets, and surprises. Who knows what kind of scandalous stories you’ll uncover while building your virtual world? Don’t miss out on the drama – join now!

SurgeryCraft: In-Laws Edition

Edition, emergency c section, Family Support, fractured ankle, healing, inlaws, mental health, newborn, newborn care, numb, parents’ house, postpartum, Pregnancy, Recovery, Support, surgery, SurgeryCraft, Sympathy, tough days, tough it out, tough love, tough situation, traumatic delivery

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crops Grown:	3124
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of having to cater to your whiny husband with a fractured ankle while also taking care of a newborn baby? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to deal with any of that nonsense!

On our server, you can build your dream house without any interruptions, mine for diamonds without anyone complaining about their ankle, and explore vast landscapes without worrying about anyone else’s needs.

Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to take care of is your virtual pet wolf. Join now and say goodbye to the chaos of real life – because let’s face it, you deserve a break from all that madness!

Sad Poet’s Faggy Minecraft Server – Where Shitty Poems Are Welcome!

acceptance, alone, belonging, Darkness, disoriented, Distorted, Echoing, faggy, foliage, Happy, joy, Laughter, Light, Lost, Minecraft, numb, Outsider, POEM, Poems, poets, sad, Sadness, Server, shitty, warmth

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	205	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Emeralds Found:	7294	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the darkness of other Minecraft servers? Do you long for a place where you truly belong? Well, look no further than our server, where the shadows dance around you and the laughter echoes in the canyons!

Join us and experience the thrill of being lost in a canyon, disoriented and confused. Feel the warmth of the dim light licking against your skin, as you search for that elusive joy just beyond the trees. But beware, for the shadows may play tricks on your mind and distort your perceptions!

As you sink to the ground, head in hands, resign yourself to the darkness and let it take you. But wait, a glimmer of hope shines through the darkness. You realize that you don’t belong in this place of shadows and echoes. You are meant for your own light, your own warmth.

So come join us on our server, where you can finally find your place in the Minecraft world. Leave behind the darkness and embrace the light that is truly meant for you. We promise, you’ll never feel as warm and happy as you do on our server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

EliteBreweryMC

alive, Beer, Belong, Despair, Die, Drinking, effect, EliteBreweryMC, emotion, Escape, even, existential crisis, feel, feeling, Feels, free, from, green text, hopelessness, Human, ILLUSION, imageboard, just, Life, luxury, numb, pricey restaurant, PRICEY., r9k, Reality, Restaurant, ROBOT9000, ROBOT9001, Robots, Sadness, self-destructive, xkcd

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Potions Brewed:	131	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can drink virtual beer in a pixelated restaurant! Don’t worry, you’ll definitely feel the effects as you try to survive and thrive in our blocky world. Who needs to be human when you can be a Minecraft character, right? It’s all about living your best virtual life and having fun. So leave the pricey restaurants and come join us where you truly belong – building and exploring in Minecraft. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Crafty Creepers: Where Weirdos Unite to Build, Explore, and Troll in Blocky World

behavioral patterns, blocky, BUILD, common behaviors, common traits, Crafty, CREEPERS, cultural diversity, cultural norms, cultural norms and values, cultural similarities, cultural values, Explore, individual characteristics, national culture, national demographics, national identity, Personality, personality types, regional differences, social norms, societal behavior, societal expectations, societal norms, societal trends, troll, unite, weirdos, world

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Animals Bred:	184
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Potions Brewed:	32	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builders and average adventurers? Look no further, because on our server, we only attract the most bizarre and wacky players from around the world!

Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a llama as your trusty sidekick, battle giant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to turn any block into a giant slice of pizza.

So, if you’re ready to experience the weirdest and wildest adventures in Minecraft, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

Blocky McBlockface Adventures

“Youth, Adventures, artistic integrity, artistic quality, blocky, career, Doom 93, Effort, ethical chain, ethical obligation, game development, Game Devs, genre, global passion, Hardship, human condition, immaterial balance, Impact, inspiration, McBlockface, Passion, planescape torment, Quality

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Farms Harvested:	949
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dimension Hops:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that will inspire you to create the best game of your life? Look no further, because our server is like the Planescape Torment of Minecraft servers – except with more creepers and less existential dread!

Join us and experience the ethical chain of game development, where every block you place has the power to inspire future generations of gamers. Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of a community that is dedicated to creating the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience ever. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the next gaming legend, all thanks to our server. See you in the game!

Funky Fudge Factory

Bipolar, Communication, confidentiality, coping, denial, depression, FACTORY, forum, fraud, fudge, Funky, MANIC, medication, mental health awareness, mental illness, misunderstanding, Online Community, regret, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, stigma, Support, Therapy

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Farms Harvested:	940
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions! Are you feeling manic? Depressed? Pretending to be bipolar for fun? We’ve got the perfect place for you! Our server is so chaotic, you won’t even know if you’re actually playing Minecraft or just pretending to be a Minecraft player.

Come join us and experience the thrill of trying to delete a post that reveals your deepest secrets, only to realize it’s impossible to erase your digital footprint. Will your parents find out? Will your doctor think you’re a fraud? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll have a blast navigating through the drama and madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the insanity! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (unless it gets leaked in a forum post).

PirateCraft: Booty, Blocks & Banter

Anus, ass, banter, blocks, Bone Cancer, BOOTY, Bowel Movements, Brogy, Cum, Dorry, farts, Fish Stench, Foreskin, law, Maggot Slave, Night shift, Nugget Baby, one piece, Ope Ope Fruit, PARASITE, Pirate Banquet, PirateCraft, Powers, ruffy, Shit Nugget., Slow Death, Smegma, Sphincter, Sustenance, Teleportation, Tiny, Worship

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Star Shards Collected:	233	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Villages Defended:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server ever? Imagine having the power of Law’s Ope Ope Fruit, where you can remove your limbs and become Brogy and Dorry’s nugget baby! Live out your wildest dreams of spending 12 hours in Brogy’s ass and then teleporting to Dorry’s foreskin, all while surviving on their smegma and shit. And don’t forget, Nami has bone cancer! Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable experience, where the stench of fish is just amazing and the farts are out of this world. Become a cum shit maggot and worship the bodies of Brogy and Dorry in eternal servitude. It’s a pirate banquet like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your stomach). So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of this Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue!

Crafty Third World Imports – Where chaos meets creativity in Minecraft!

become the third world, Chaos, city planning, community diversity, Crafty, creativity, cultural assimilation, demographic shift, diversity is our strength, economic impact, global migration, Globalization, immigration, import the third world, Imports, meets, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, population growth, social integration, societal change, they will integrate, this could be your city next, urban development, urbanization, world

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	4525
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon to make things interesting – the mobs have learned how to integrate into society! That’s right, you could be trading with a creeper or having a dance party with a zombie in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is all about diversity and we truly believe that it is our strength. We have players from all walks of life, from villagers to endermen, all coming together to create a truly unique and wacky community. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your new best friend in a pigman!

So come join us and see for yourself why this could be your city next. Who knows what crazy adventures and hilarious encounters await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Crafty AF – where Ncrfags get rekt and creativity reigns supreme!

Brotherhoodbros, BTFO, chuds, Complete victory, Crafty, creativity, CRPGfags, Director, eternally, Lorefags, Ncrfags, NVfags, Obsidianfags, REIGNS, rekt, Successful, SUPREME, Toddbros, trannies, Victory, video game, video game director

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Farms Harvested:	652
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Votes:	6832
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Zombie Dances:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you tired of getting btfo by Ncrfags, Lorefags, NVfags, CRPGfags, Obsidianfags, Toddbros, and Brotherhoodbros? Well, fear not, because on this Minecraft server, you will achieve complete victory over all of them! Our fearless leader has mastered the art of btfo-ing trannies and chuds while also being the most successful video game director of all time. Join us and become part of the most epic Minecraft community where insanity and victory go hand in hand!

Crafty Crusaders: Die for Israel Edition

Conflict, controversial, controversial comedy, controversial humor, Crafty, crusaders, current events, dark humor, Die, dude, Edgy, Edition, funny, humor, Israel, lmao, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, Provocative, Religion, sarcasm, satire, social commentary

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and get ready to die for Israel…in the virtual world, of course!

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted yarmulke? Only on our server, my friend.

But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you can fight off zombie hordes with matzah ball launchers and build a temple out of enchanted blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re ready to die for Israel…in Minecraft!

PurrCraft: Where Cats Rule and Sinks are for Sitting

(Domestic), adorable, Animals, bath time, bathroom, cat, Cats, Cozy, Curious, cute, Feline, funny, für, home, Pets, playful, PurrCraft, quirky, Relaxation, rule, SINK, sinks, Sitting, Water, Whiskers

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching a cat sit in a sink? Well, look no further because on our server, we have cats doing backflips off of mountains into lava pits! Yes, you heard that right. Our feline friends are living life on the edge and you can join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few of those bad boys in your inventory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s a wild time down there, let me tell you.

So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a cat in a sink when you can have all this craziness and more?

Crafty Crazies: The Derpy Rainbow Cat Land

#DRCL, Arthur is gay, bram stoker, cat, Crafty, Crazies, derpy, dracula, Dracula’s entire harem, Land, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ identity, LGBTQ relationships, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ themes, Lucy, queer literature, Quincey is gay, RAINBOW, Renfield, transgender characters, vampire lore, victorian era

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where all the characters are actually secret trannies! Lucy? Trans. Renfield? Trans. Dracula? Trans AND he has a whole harem of trans vampires. And don’t even get me started on Arthur and Quincey, they’re not just gay, they’re fabulous! So come on down to our server for a wild and crazy time. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crew!

Santa’s Blocky Workshop

anticipation, blocky, Carols, celebration, christmas, countdown, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, holiday, jolly, joy, Merry, Santa Claus, Santas, Season, Snow, tradition, Winter, Workshop, yuletide

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1205	Alien Abductions:	0
Void Armor Forged:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	84

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a winter wonderland on steroids! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying reindeer, snowball fights with elves, and a giant gingerbread house that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).

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