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NeighborhoodWanderer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of looking through dirty windows in-game? Well, have no fear because our window washing service is here to save the day! Our team of expert window washers will make your virtual windows sparkle like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Today only, we are offering a special discount of 70% off our regular price of 700 diamonds! That’s right, you can get your windows cleaned for just 210 diamonds if you sign a contract right now. Don’t miss out on this amazing deal!

Our window washing team is known for their attention to detail and top-notch cleaning skills. We guarantee that your windows will be so clean, you’ll swear you can see into other dimensions! So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let us wash your windows like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DocSMP: “Your health bar is looking a bit low”

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Our health care professional-themed SMP will have you in stitches with the wackiest medical advice you’ve ever heard. Need a doctor’s note to skip mining duty? No problem, just ask Dr. Zombie! Want some questionable medical procedures done on your pet wolf? Dr. Creeper is your guy! Join us for a wild ride of medical madness and who knows, you might even leave with a prescription for diamond armor!

BlockyHire: 10K Freelancers

10k, BlockyHire, career development, freelance jobs, freelance marketplace, freelance network, freelance projects, freelance talent pool, freelance workforce, Freelancers, freelancers database, freelancing community, gig economy, job connections, Job Opportunities, job referrals, Job Search, networking, remote freelancers, remote job seekers, remote work, work from home, work opportunities

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	919	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Animals Bred:	61
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Imagine a Minecraft server where you can hire an army of remote freelancers to build your dream pixelated palace! Need a giant statue of yourself made out of diamond blocks? No problem, just send a request to one of our 10,000 freelancers and watch it magically appear in your virtual world.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame those pesky dragons and turn them into your loyal pets. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Just ask our Whisperer and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the elusive Creeper DJ. Dance the night away with exploding beats and make friends with all the creepers on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures!

MartianAquaCraft

Astrobiology, Astronomy, crust, discovery, Extraterrestrial, liquid water, mars, mars water, martian, Martian crust, Martian surface, MartianAquaCraft, planetary exploration, red planet, reservoirs, Science, Space discovery, space exploration, space research, underground water, Water

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Dimension Hops:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crops Grown:	6188
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring ol’ earth? well come join our minecraft server where we got MARS WATER! yep, u heard right, liquid water reservoirs found under Martian crust! come build ur own space base and mine for space diamonds while sippin’ on that sweet sweet Mars water. who needs earth when u can have Mars water, amirite? join us now and become a space pioneer in the craziest minecraft server in the galaxy!

VitD50 Survival Craft

Craft, Survival, VitD50

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

yo, dis server be like finding a diamond in a mine full of dirt. we got vitamin D levels higher than a giraffe’s neck, boosting your survival probability like a boss. ain’t no confounders gonna mess with you here, we got your back like a trusty diamond sword. join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, one vitamin D level at a time!

GladiatorMC

Adventure, Bosses, Builds, Community, Currency, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minigames, Playerwarps, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Skyblock, Survival, Updates

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Emeralds Found:	3273	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1

the GladiatorMC’s Skyblock is a good and fun minecraft server with alot of unique and innovative features like:

Custom jobs Custom bosses Custom Currency Unique Dungeons Frequent updates! Public playerwarps to show off your builds and alot more!

Want to find out what we have to offer more? join us today!

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Country Clubs [Vanilla] [Peaceful] No Towny, Only Tee Times! 1.20+ Swing by Discord!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Server Name	Nation-States
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.20
Map Size	4k by 4k
Claiming System	Towny

Overview:

Nation-States is a work in progress 1.20 survival multiplayer server that is similar to Factions and Towny servers, but with a limited map that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction. The server is targeted towards casual players who enjoy building, but also has systems in place for PvP enthusiasts.

Come join us in Nation-States: Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the map size of Nation-States?	The map is approximately 4k by 4k.
What claiming system does the server use?	Nation-States uses the Towny claiming system.
Is PvP encouraged on Nation-States?	While the server is targeted towards casual players, there are systems in place for PvP for those who are interested.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3380	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that can mine through bedrock like butter.

And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck at the infamous “Deadlock Key Challenge” where players must navigate through a maze filled with traps and puzzles to find the elusive key that unlocks untold riches and glory.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

SMP – The Bitchy Cell Tank #393

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Towns Built:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure where nobody survives…just kidding, but seriously, it’s a crazy ride.

Season 2 episodes are so insane, they’ll have you questioning reality. Watch them for free at the link provided, but be warned, you may never be the same again.

Our official stream links will have you hooked from the start. And if you need a restream, we got you covered. Kick back and relax with us at the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around.

Follow us on social media for all the latest updates and shenanigans. We’re talking x.com/fishtankislive, fishnet.gg boards, and a pastebin that will blow your mind (literally).

Check out our show archives for all the craziest moments. Clips, episodes, and more await you at fishtank.live and archive.flowstreams.pw/Fishtank/.

Don’t miss out on the /ftl/ Archive, where the wildest discussions take place. Previous threads have nothing on what we have in store for you next. Join us now and prepare for the Minecraft SMP of a lifetime!

VeggieVandal Minecraft Server

backyard gardening, gardening etiquette, Home Depot, LANDSCAPING, landscaping responsibilities, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, neighborly conflict, neighborly relations, organic tomatoes, peacekeeping efforts, plant maintenance, plant ownership, plant removal, property boundaries, property line, property ownership, Server, tomato plants, vegetable garden, vegetable patch, VeggieVandal

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of unexpected gardening drama just like in real life! Join us and build your own virtual tomato garden, but beware of your neighbors’ sneaky vines creeping onto your property. Will you be the one to rip out their plants and face the consequences, or will you be the generous neighbor who replaces them with Home Depot’s finest? The choice is yours on our server, where every block tells a hilarious story. So come on in and let the landscaping shenanigans begin!