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Jannys Were Nuking Rats But Why Are They Treating Nice To Wizards? Minecraft SMP

FANTASY, fantasy creatures, fantasy world, jannys, magical beings, magical creatures, Minecraft, mysterious behavior, mysterious beings, Nice, Nuking, nuking rats, Rats, smp, strange behavior, strange encounters, strange occurrences, Supernatural, supernatural beings, treating, treating nice, unexplained events, unexplained mysteries, unexplained phenomena, Wizardry, wizards

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	428
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the Jannys are nuking rats for fun but suddenly decide to treat wizards like royalty! Why, you ask? Well, it all started when the Jannys accidentally turned a wizard’s spellbook into a cheeseburger and things just escalated from there. Now, the wizards are throwing epic parties with flying pigs and the Jannys are learning magic tricks to impress them. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of cheeseburger magic!

UnoButtonCreature Minecraft SMP

2017, boards, controversy, Creatures, dating back, discussion, forum, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, Nuking, Online Community, Opinions, picrelated, slow boards, smp, social media, Thoughts, Threads, trolling, uno button, UnoButtonCreature, viral phenomenon

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ores Mined:	5247	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a group of mischievous creatures running amok, causing mayhem and pressing buttons that result in nuking entire boards. Yes, you heard that right. These creatures are so unpredictable that you never know what they’ll do next.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to witness these insane events firsthand. Who knows, you might even become friends with one of these crazy creatures and join them in their antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it.

NoKidsNoCryMC

Business, coffee shop, Communication, community involvement, compassion, Conflict Resolution, customer service, dangerous situation., Empathy, escalation, Inclusivity, NoKidsNoCryMC, parenting, Regulars, screaming child, sensitivity, small space, special needs child, Tantrum, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tantrums are not only allowed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of screaming, kicking, and full-blown meltdowns in the middle of the virtual world. Our special needs-friendly environment is perfect for those who want to let loose and express themselves in the most outrageous ways possible.

Forget about boring old coffee shops, on our server you can have a tantrum for a full 30 minutes without anyone batting an eye. And if anyone dares to stare, we’ll just kick them out (virtually, of course). Our regulars love the chaos and excitement that comes with having a child with special needs wreak havoc in our virtual space.

So come join us and let your inner tantrum-thrower shine! Who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends who appreciate a good screaming fit every now and then. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HotTakesOnly – Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, attractiveness bias, attractiveness discrimination, attractiveness hierarchy, beauty ideals, beauty privilege, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural norms, discrimination, HotTakesOnly, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, self esteem, smp, social acceptance, societal expectations, societal standards, Stereotypes, unconventional beauty

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of being judged for your looks in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing that matters is how well you can build a dirt house! No more worrying about being conventionally hot, because in our world, the only thing that’s hot is our lava pits!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions for the rarest diamonds, and don’t forget about our weekly fashion shows where the best dressed player wins a crown made of glowstone!

So if you’re tired of being judged by society’s standards of beauty, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one night!

CreeperZoo – Fear the Real Life Animals!

Adrenaline Rush, Animal Attack, animal encounter, Animals, close call, CreeperZoo, dangerous animals, dangerous situation., fear, heart racing, heart-pounding, Life, near miss, real, Real Life, Scary, scary moment, Survival, Terrifying, wild animals, wildlife, wildlife encounter

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	139	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of real life animal encounters? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only animals you’ll encounter are pixelated pigs and blocky chickens! No more running from bears or getting chased by geese, just peaceful pixel creatures waiting to be tamed by you.

Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about getting attacked by a pack of wild wolves or getting stung by a swarm of bees. The only danger you’ll face is accidentally falling into a pit of lava or getting blown up by a sneaky creeper.

So say goodbye to real life animal encounters and hello to a world where the only thing you have to fear is running out of diamonds. Join our server today and start building your dream pixel paradise!

CraftyDefense Minecraft Server

Advanced, arms trade, cooperation, CraftyDefense, defense industry, defense procurement, defense systems, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military defense, Minecraft, missile defense, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Technology, weapons

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Votes:	4715
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

so, liek, u kno how u always want to play minecraft but u also want to feel liek u in a spy movie? well, dis server is for u, my dude. we got all da advanced defense systems u can imagine, straight outta a spy movie.

imagine u in a intense pvp battle and suddenly u got missiles and laser beams shootin everywhere, it’s lit, my dude.

join dis server and u can be a spy, a secret agent, a ninja, whatever u want. we got all da cool gadgets and gizmos to make ur minecraft experience extra epic.

come join us and be da coolest spy in town. trust me, u won’t regret it. #spygamerlife

NavyDayDrama

Black sea, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, Defense, Diplomacy, Dispute, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, Military, military intervention, Navy Day, NavyDayDrama, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, US

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3707
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

so, like, u know how russia has this big navy day celebration, right? well, they were all like, “yo US, can u tell ukraine to not attack us on our special day?” like, who even attacks on navy day, amirite? so, like, if u join our server, u can help prevent international incidents and stuff. plus, we have a secret underwater base where we keep all the rare loot and diamonds. come join us and be a hero for world peace, or something.

SocialCraft Minecraft Server

antisocial, Communication, compatibility, Connection, DATING, Friends, interpersonal relationships, introverted, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Marriage, meeting people, Minecraft, Partners, personality traits, relationships, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, Social Skills, socialcraft, socializing, societal changes

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	449
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Are you tired of being called “antisocial”? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being antisocial is a requirement! We cater to all the introverted gamers out there who just want to build and mine in peace without any pesky social interactions.

Join our server and meet other players who understand the struggle of wanting to play solo, but still enjoy the multiplayer experience. We have underground bunkers for those who really want to avoid any and all human contact.

Who needs friends in real life when you can have virtual friends in Minecraft? Join us and never worry about being called “antisocial” again! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you’re into spooky encounters and mysterious figures, this is the place for you!

3YearsInTheDark Minecraft SMP

3YearsInTheDark, Bliss, browsing, busy, Cancer, Channels.., Dark, Development, Drama, Ebussy, G.., GIMP plugins, linux, Linux user, Minecraft, News, Peaceful, Plugins, smp, stallman, Tech News, User, world

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	132
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of all the drama and chaos in the tech world? Do you just want to escape it all and live in your own little GIMP plugin paradise? Well, have I got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server where we embrace the blissful ignorance of not following any tech news or drama. We don’t even know who Stallman is or what an ebussy is, and we like it that way. Just focus on making GIMP plugins and living in your own peaceful world without any distractions.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs to know what’s going on in the tech world when you can just build and create in Minecraft all day long? It’s the perfect escape from reality and a hilarious way to avoid all the craziness out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career advancement, career dilemma, debt management, Emotional support, Financial Planning, financial pressure, Financial Stability, household expenses, income disparity, job market, job satisfaction, Job Search, job security, job stress, JobBlock, Long-term goals, mental health, Minecraft, mortgage payments, overtime work, relationship conflict, Server, work-life balance

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Are you tired of being stuck in a dead-end job like my fiance, who’s out here driving a forklift for a supermarket? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of the real world!

On our server, you can stock up on virtual boards at your own pace without worrying about slackers getting all the credit. Plus, there’s no need to feel guilty for not working hard – just chill and have fun!

With insane opportunities for growth and recognition, you’ll forget all about your real-life job struggles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure in our pixelated world to pay off your mortgage!

So why wait until 2025 to quit your job when you can join our server today and start living your best virtual life? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master!

TraumaCraft: No Care Zone

adulting, Arcade, Birthday, birthday traditions, Boyfriend, care, Communication, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, emotions, Empathy, Girlfriend, mental health, ptsd, relationships, retro games, spectrum, Trauma, trauma triggers, TraumaCraft, Understanding, Zone

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Emeralds Found:	7976
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	95
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest rollercoaster of emotions you’ve ever had in a virtual world!

Picture this: you’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly your in-game boyfriend Adam starts acting all weird. He refuses to mine with you, claiming he has PTSD from a traumatic experience in a virtual arcade. But wait, there’s more! He sulks in a corner, ignoring your pleas to join in on the fun, and then snaps at you for trying to include him. Drama, drama, drama!

But fear not, because on our server, every day is like a soap opera episode. Will you patch things up with Adam and work through his arcade trauma? Or will you kick him to the virtual curb and find a new in-game love interest? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and experience the most outrageous virtual adventures you’ve ever had. Who knew mining blocks could be so entertaining?

GutCraftVaxBoosters

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Star Shards Collected:	186
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it will blow your mind? well, look no further, cuz this server is like no other!

imagine this: you log on and suddenly you are transported to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, the gut microbiota actually plays a crucial role in how well you respond to vaccinations. that’s right, your virtual poop bacteria can determine if you become a superhuman with the power to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or just a regular old player.

so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. trust us, you won’t regret it!