nukes Minecraft Servers

nukes

  • OnePieceHunterMC SMP

    OnePieceHunterMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP where the one piece is actually a hidden nuclear bomb on a secret underwater island! Legend has it that the sea level has risen multiple times, making it nearly impossible to find the island without precise coordinates. But wait, there’s more – the bomb was meant to detonate on impact, but it never did! That’s why the legendary pirate Roger laughed when he discovered it.

    Now, the world government is in a panic because the bomb can still be activated. And guess who’s on the hunt for it? Blackbeard, of course! He’s already captured hostages to find the poneglyphs leading to the island. Once he gets his hands on the one piece, he plans to hold the entire world hostage!

    But don’t worry, this story has a twist – the series will end with the destruction of the one piece. Why? Because government bad, and because the Japanese love to include big bomb plots in their stories (just look at Naruto and Metal Gear!).

    So, if you’re ready for a crazy adventure filled with danger, intrigue, and explosive surprises, join our Minecraft SMP now! Who knows, you might just be the one to save the world from destruction (or cause it, we won’t judge)! 🤪🧨🏴‍☠️ #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NukeCraft Minecraft Server

    NukeCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as explosive as a nuke? Look no further! Join our server where we give nukes to all countries that hate the West…just kidding! But we do have some seriously epic PvP battles that will make you feel like you’re in the midst of a nuclear war. So come join us and unleash your inner warrior…just leave the nukes at home, please.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SHIPMENT SURVIVAL

    SHIPMENT SURVIVAL

    New Minecraft Servers

    ShipmentMC

    //////////\\\\

    Join the discord for the modpack! We do not allow any joins from anyone outside the discord, so the staff team can easily spot and ban server laggers

    An experience of pure anarchy and modded chaos, where the only rule is no lagging the server

    – Nuclear Warfare

    – Missiles

    – Explosives

    – Nukes

    – Guns

    – Galacticraft

    – Vehicles

    – Builder’s Wands

    – 40+ Ores

    – Mutant Beasts

    – NO CLAIMING

    – Hardcore

    – Pure Anarchy

    – Modded Chaos

    For the true factions lovers.

    shipmentmc.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Kevworks Earth

    Kevworks Earth

    New Minecraft Servers

    Kevworks Earth is a modern earth SMP with no protection enchants, no potions, and is entirely player controlled. It has guns, vehicles, missiles, and nukes. Along with tool factories to mass produce tools!

    Form a nation on a 1:1500 map of the earth.

    Stockpile weaponry

    Fly (or drive) various vehicles into combat

    Nuke your enemies

    Server is still a W.I.P but the essentials are set up.

    http://144.217.199.13:8015/?worldname=earth&mapname=flat&zoom=0&x=-4232&y=64&z=-4652 – dynmaphttps://discord.gg/5NB7RtrDua – Discord

    kevworks.secure.pebble.host

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Struggling to find modern war buddies? Join our boring unmodded, open access, peace-loving server!

    Struggling to find modern war buddies? Join our boring unmodded, open access, peace-loving server!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Collapse of Mankind
    Server Location United States
    Server Address in progress (need more players)
    Version 1.12.2
    Discord https://discord.gg/UjFWkakVgg

    Description

    Collapse of Mankind is a modded modern war server where players form teams to compete for global dominance. Later, the server will transition to a factions-based setup where multiple teams can battle each other. Are you ready to lead your team to victory or will you be overthrown by your enemies? Join now and show your skills!

    Server Guide

    Follow the instructions in #how-to-join on Discord to get started on the server.

    Tips

    Focus on weaponry and fortifying your base. Tech is important but should be a side project. Follow your team leader’s instructions and be a team player.

    Rules

    Server rules include no racism, excessive swearing, disrespect, spam, or self-promotion. Check out the detailed Minecraft rule list here.

    Basic Modlist

      • Modern warfare cubed (guns, armor)
      • HBM (Nukes, tech, bombs, missiles, doors, base items)
      • Flans (planes, tanks)
      • Immersive vehicles (helicopters, vehicles)
      • Security craft (cameras, chests, keycards)
      • Voip (voice chat)
      • ICBM (missiles)
      • Iron chests (storage)
      • Iron furnaces (smelting)
      • Mekanism (tech)

    FAQ

    How can I join the server?

    Follow the instructions in #how-to-join on Discord to get started.

    Can I play solo on the server?

    While the focus is on team-based gameplay, solo players are welcome to join and participate.

    Are there any specific server rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please adhere to the server rules including no racism, excessive swearing, disrespect, spam, or self-promotion.

    What mods are included in the server?

    Some of the key mods in the server include Modern Warfare Cubed, HBM, Flans, Immersive Vehicles, Security Craft, Voip, ICBM, Iron Chests, Iron Furnaces, and Mekanism.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Game Over, Steve

    Game Over, Steve

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and escape the impending doom of a nuclear apocalypse in Tel Aviv! Our server is a safe haven from political turmoil and assassination attempts. Build your own virtual paradise and avoid the chaos of the real world. Plus, rumor has it that the head of our server is a master at PvP and will protect you from any would-be assassins. Don’t be a fool like those who started the war, join us now and survive the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Nukes

    Crafty Nukes

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more resources than Fallout 4, 76, 1, 2, 3, and New Vegas combined! We’ve got so many mods and assets that even the Enclave would be jealous.

    Join us for epic adventures in a post-apocalyptic wasteland filled with mutated creepers and ghoul villagers. Build your own Vault-Tec inspired base and defend it from raiders looking to steal your precious diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! We have MSPaintAdventures where you can roleplay as your favorite wasteland character and ocdonutsteels for all your custom character creation needs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wasteland like never before. Just remember to decode any protected downloads using base64, or else you might end up like a radroach in a Deathclaw den.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafting Chaos: Where Your Nightmares Become Reality [Modded]

    Crafting Chaos: Where Your Nightmares Become Reality [Modded]

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Launch Date 04/18/2024
    Community Dedicated Community, active players
    Mods Unique Mods and Interactions

    Features:

      • Progression questbook
      • Biomancy Mod
      • SCP:Overtime and Chaos Reborns mobs
      • Minigame creation
      • Tanks, Turrets, Nukes(Griefing Disabled)
      • Rewards for exploration and manual work

    Additional Information:

      • Get yourself familiarized with Biomancy today!
      • Contain various creatures in your base with mobs from SCP:Overtime and Chaos Reborns.
      • Highly encourage creativity with building minigames
      • Exploration and Manual Work is rewarded
      • Feedback is encouraged also suggestions

    Modpack Curseforge Page

    Discord: https://discord.gg/9ybfrYducz

    FAQs

    1. What is Biomancy?

    Biomancy is a quirky mod that utilizes the flesh and food of the world in the game.

    2. Can I contain creatures in my base with mobs from SCP:Overtime and Chaos Reborns?

    Yes, you can start the foundation and contain various creatures in your base using these mobs.

    3. Can I create my own minigame and have it exist in the world to play?

    Absolutely! The server highly encourages creativity and will set up a minigame plaza with your ideas or builds.

    4. Are Tanks, Turrets, and Nukes available on the server?

    Yes, these exist on the server, but griefing is disabled. Have fun shooting your friends!

    5. How is exploration and manual work rewarded?

    You are rewarded for everything you do in the form of lucky RNG from Majrusz’s Accessories. Don’t worry about setting up automation lines!

    6. Is there guidance for players who are lost or confused?

    Yes, the questbook has got you covered if you’re lost and need direction in the game.

    7. Can players provide feedback and suggestions for the server?

    Absolutely! Feedback and suggestions are encouraged. Your voice can be heard, and your ideas may be included in future updates.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Earth SMP: Where tryhards are stuck walking in circles

    Earth SMP: Where tryhards are stuck walking in circles

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Modded Earth SMP Server Overview

    Server Features Description
    Modded Gameplay Similar mods to Sevtech Ages with a gradual progression system
    Custom Recipes Added custom recipes for unique gameplay
    Events & Economy Occasional events and an economy system for territory and supplies
    Admin Team Looking for admins to help manage the server
    Donation Setup Consistent donations needed to keep the server running

    FAQs

    1. How much does it cost to play on the server?

    The server will have a donation setup of around $25 a month to cover costs.

    2. What mods will be included in the server?

    The server will have mods similar to Sevtech Ages for a unique gameplay experience.

    3. Can players suggest mods or changes to the server?

    Yes, players are encouraged to make suggestions for mods and changes, which will be put up for a vote among the community.

    4. Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

    Yes, the Discord server link is provided in the overview above for players to join and discuss setup.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NTM Extended 1.12.2

    NTM Extended 1.12.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    —-{{((WarCrimeMode Actived))}}—–War-Raid other players-build-teams-new armors-get soldiers (ancient warfare)-missiles and more booms-gunsand etc.

    —[​Rules Below]—||||V

    1. No attacking your enemies when 50% of their team is offline. (unless they are gone for more than 7 days)

    2. Your allowed to scout your enemies base when they are offline, but you cannot loot or damage it in any way.

    3. 8 Max allies per team.

    4. No trying to rush world domination (We want this to be elongated this as much as possible)

    5. No keeping prisoners for over 6 hours (They can attempt to escape)

    6. Try to make wars last.

    7. you must warn a team or give them a hint when your about to attack them

    8. no mining into bases that isn’t yours.

    9. no insiding your team. (joining them and then backstabbing them.)

    10. No hacking or abuse of glitches/bugs

    88.209.197.230:41571

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Alimony Dilemma

    Blocky Alimony Dilemma

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Upside-Down Oblivion Minecraft Realm!

    Dare to enter a world where logic is but a flickering candle in a storm of financial disarray? Step right up—a realm where your greatest fears manifest, where your Minecraft blocky ambitions may be tied to the whims of cosmic misfortunes! Inside this server, heroes and villains intertwine, and the only certainty is that nothing is ever as it seems.


    The Cave of Conundrums – Where “We” Means “You”

    What if I told you, humanoid beings, that your blocky existence might depend on a whimsical loan? Your husband—oh the villainous hero—lost his job six weeks past and now demands tributes of currency from you to avert the grim specter of eviction! Here’s what you’ll encounter:

    Is someone siphoning your resources? Probably. Will you have to choose between rent and keeping your lovely, pixelated house? Absolutely.


    The Top-Ranked Server Features: Chaos Unleashed

    Feature Name Description
    Loan of Destiny Enter a mini-game where you go into debt to a phantom lender who may or may not actually exist.
    Alimony Arena Battle your way through the treacheries of monthly expenses while dodging the “Ex-Wife Troll.”
    30-Year-Old Kids Beware of the mobs—you might run into them! Their laughs echo like distant memories of unfulfilled dreams.
    Belief System Stay afloat in an ocean of betrayal by growing your faith in hopelessness; it’s easier than you think!

    🤔 Frequently Asked Questions—But Still Confused?

    Q: Why do I keep getting turned around in the Alimony Arena? A: Directions are just a social construct!

    Q: Who is making all these loans? A: That’s a great question, but nobody really knows, and that’s what keeps it fun, right?

    Q: Can I escape debt? A: Only if you believe in yourself. Or possibly if you craft a magic ESL (Escape Student Loan) pickaxe.


    🏴‍☠️ Warning: This Server Has Been Banished… and Possibly Cursed!

      • Rumor has it: this realm was banned in 12 countries for harboring rogue dividers of mortgages and debt!
      • Conspiracy theories abound: some believe it’s gripped by whispers of another dimension, where alimony payments are paid in emeralds and sadness.

    Testimonial Extravaganza—War Stories from the Pixels

    “I asked my husband what to dig for, and all he did was remind me I owe his ex-wives seventeen diamonds!” “Alimony trolls stole my enchanted sword! What is money anyway?” “This server reflected my life; I was lost in a biome of bad decisions—9/10 would scream again.”


    🌌 Enter the Cult of Crafting Predicaments

    Join us—if you dare! Your very essence might be intertwined with the fabric of confusion. Only true enthusiasts can survive the chaos of financial decisions made in a world of pixels—where reality and absurdism collide!

    Click this enchanting link to join now—Cross your fingers, and hope you find diamonds! (Or at least some semblance of sanity).

    Remember: The moment you spawn in this realm, the stakes aren’t just high—they’re sky-high! What will you risk for a peaceful digital life? Who knows? You might just step into the chaos of your own making!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HungryCraft Minecraft Server

    HungryCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol do u even care about economic cooperation packages? nah, join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips. PM Orban himself said this server is better than any economic cooperation package. u can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. trust me, u won’t regret joining this epic minecraft server. come join the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Does Dan D Have a Minecraft Server? Details Inside

    Does Dan D Have a Minecraft Server? Details Inside

    New Minecraft Servers

    Does Dan D Have a Minecraft Server?

    Dan D is a popular content creator known for engaging Minecraft videos. Fans of Dan D are often keen to join a Minecraft server dedicated to his community, making this an important topic for those invested in his content.

    Server Info

    As of now, Dan D does not have an official Minecraft server. However, speculation exists among fans about potential plans for one in the future. There is no publicly available IP address, game modes, or unique features to share at this time.

    No Official Server?

    If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience similar to Dan D’s style, consider these fan-made alternatives:

      • Join Community Servers: Search for fan-run servers on platforms like Discord or Minecraft server lists. Many channels host games inspired by Dan D’s content.
      • Explore YouTube Communities: Engage with communities on YouTube dedicated to similar Minecraft content, where you may find informal multiplayer experiences.

    Useful Next Steps

    For updates on Dan D and any future server announcements:

    Stay tuned to Dan D’s platforms for any announcements regarding a Minecraft server launch!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Heretics SMP

    Heretics SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Heretics SMP Minecraft Server!

    Server Overview

    Server Name Heretics SMP
    IP Not provided
    Version Java 1.21.4
    Player Count Variable
    Features Semi-Vanilla, Roleplay-based, Simple Voice Chat mod, Build and item customization plugins

    FAQ

    Gameplay

    Q: What type of gameplay is encouraged on the server?

    A: Roleplay-based gameplay with creative freedom and improv interactions.

    Rules

    Q: Are there specific rules that players must follow?

    A: Rules are laid-back and focused on maintaining a welcoming and creative community environment.

    Plugins

    Q: What plugins are available for build and item customization?

    A: Simple plugins that enhance building and item customization are encouraged but not mandatory.

    Community

    Q: What type of community can players expect on Heretics SMP?

    A: A laid-back and welcoming community open to artists, builders, writers, and small content creators.

    Monetization

    Q: Is there any monetization on the server?

    A: Monetization details are not provided; the focus is on creative expression and community building.

    We hope you enjoy your time on Heretics SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocktavarium

    Blocktavarium

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to blockvatarium Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Server Features:
    • 24/7 uptime
    • Near vanilla experience
    • AFK farming allowed
    • Nether roof access
    • QOL plugins installed

    Server Rules:

      • Kindness and respect to all
      • No stealing, griefing, or unauthorized PVP
      • Must be 25 or older

    Interested in Joining?

    If you are interested in joining, please fill out this form here and the server owner will reach out via Discord to complete the onboarding process.

    FAQ:

    FAQ Questions FAQ Answers
    Can I join the server if I am under 25 years old? No, the server requires players to be 25 years or older.
    Are there any specific playtime requirements? No, there are no specific playtime requirements. Players are encouraged to play at their own pace.
    Can I build my own structures and explore freely? Yes, players have the freedom to explore, build, and create in the world.
    Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server? No, griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PVP is strictly prohibited.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Urban Legends of the Block

    Urban Legends of the Block

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Now: The Last Server Before Reality Collapses!

    Welcome, brave soul, to the one and only server where logic takes a long, luxurious vacation. Are you ready to delve deep into the void known as our Minecraft realm? Join us, or risk waking up to find your cat is actually a secret agent sent by the government. The greatest server awaits you—or is it the worst? You will never know!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Nonsense Blocks Building blocks that disappear the moment you look at them. Enjoy the challenge of creating a masterpiece that exists solely in your mind!
    Guardian Cows These bovines promise to protect you from reality…or do they? Only one in ten will actually moo, the rest silently judge you.
    Time-Traveling Enderman Why farm resources when you can summon a creature that steals your past deaths? Realize that nothing matters as the game rewinds back to your first spawn!
    Ghost Mode Join at your own risk—players become invisible but still hear the whispers of the blocks! Are you the whisperer or the whispered?
    Survival in Reverse Why survive when you can perish gloriously? Death is just a sidestep away from your next magnificent disaster!

    FAQ Section: Questions Are for the Weak!

    Q: Is this server any fun? A: Fun is a construct created by the universe to distract you from the ever-looming void of despair. Play it or don’t—who cares?

    Q: How do I join? A: Join? Every time you think about it, the cosmos collapses a little more. But, if you’re confused, just shout “Minecraft!” into a mirror and wait for the answer.

    Q: Are there rules? A: Rules are just suggestive little fantasies made to break the chains of chaos. Forget rules, embrace the splendor of utter insanity!

    Random Quotes from an Unforeseen Dimension:

    “why do the most disgusting Nafri scum always move to Frankfurt?”

    “Do you feel the shadows creeping? Or is that just your mind playing tricks?”

    “I once hugged a tree and it whispered secrets of the universe. Can your server do that?”

    Join us, if your soul craves the chaos. Or don’t… But remember, the universe is watching, and it’s deeply confused.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafting Family Drama: AITA?

    Crafting Family Drama: AITA?

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Great Minecraft Family Siege: A Reality-Bending Server Experience

    Welcome, brave souls and pixelated wanderers! You’ve stumbled into a realm where family ties are twisted, sanity is optional, and the very essence of social interaction is challenged like never before. Do you dare join the Great Minecraft Family Siege?

    Prepare to Enter a World Where:

      • Feral mobs are your distant relatives, lurking around every corner, eager to drag you into their chaotic gatherings.
      • Your beloved enchanted tools could be confiscated at any moment in a ruthless family takeover—no block is safe!
      • Every block you place whispers sweet nothings of social obligation, seducing you into endless family dinners (or worse, Iftar feasts at the edge of a lava pit).

    Is This Server a Refuge or a Trap?

    Imagine a world where every building you construct feels like a ticking clock—time is curtailed by familial obligations, and cheerfully annoying villagers constantly attempt to teleport you to family hangouts.

    Features Like No Other:

    Feature Description
    Family Call-in Mechanics Every time you turn around, the family teleportation system might summon 23 random players to hound you into socializing!
    The Ramadhan Rush Experience the stress of a fasting pixelated nomad as you juggle your gaming life and mandatory meals. Will you break fast on steak or explode from social overwhelm?
    Emotional Instability Biomes Explore biomes generated by familial tension, where the landscape shifts to mirror your inner turmoil—one moment a serene village, the next a chaotic warzone full of family drama.

    Player Testimonials (As Filtered by Conspiratorial Lens):

      • "This server is a meme-driven dystopia—my family stopped talking to me, but I’m starting to think I’m worth something with these diamond blocks." ☠️
      • "I accidentally called my mom a psycho while crafting, and suddenly EVERY PLAYER ON THE SERVER was a family member. I can’t escape!"
      • "I went to play and came back with a migraine and a 23-member guest list to a digital funeral. Help."

    Frequently Asked Questions (But Not Really):

      • Q: What is this server about? A: Depends… Are you asking about Minecraft or life? Spoiler: both are unsolvable enigmas.

      • Q: Can I escape my family obligations here? A: Sure, if you find the elusive Minecart of Solitude, but even that might come with its own family dinner attached!

    Warnings of Insanity:

    Enter at your own risk. This server has been banned in 12 realms for violating Social Obligation Laws. Rumor has it that a mysterious mod, Crimson Cousin, watches over players, ensuring constant family reunions take place every ten minutes.

    The Great Secret:

      • There are hidden portals that lead to alternative realities where everyone respects personal space, but they are guarded by the Elder Gezara, who demands you share your deepest familial secrets to pass.

    Do You Seek Freedom or Familial Bondage? Join the Great Minecraft Family Siege—where every play session could end in a breakdown, yet somehow you emerge more united with your random blocksy kin! The path is twisted and laden with traps of obligation, but the Spheres of Independence await those brave enough to forge their own fate—at least until the next family meeting!

    Join Us—If You Dare!

    Type /join GreatMinecraftFamilySiege to step into the pixelated madness where absurdity reigns supreme and family chaos knows no bounds. Let the siege commence!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Misguided Miners: Minecraft SMP

    Misguided Miners: Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎮😎 Welcome to the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ll ever LOL at!!! You ever wanted to play Minecraft AND experience the wildest ride of your life? Well, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server (unless your grandma is a dragon-taming wizard – then she might fit right in)!

    Firstly, you’ll never believe the backstory of our server! Legend has it, it was created by a cult of llamas who demanded the finest diamond tacos! Yep, you heard that right! If you don’t join, you might wake up one day to find a llama on your pillow, staring at you with those judgemental eyes! I’ve seen it happen! 👀

    And don’t get me STARTED on the players! You want outrageous? We’ve got players who think crafting a cake is a form of dark magic. Last week, Timmy tried to summon the Nether just to bake cookies. Spoiler: 10 WITHER SKELETONS showed up instead! 😂 Now Timmy is on a quest to collect them all like Pokémon. That’s right, we play Minecraft like it’s Pokémon Go now! Who needs rules?

    Oh and speaking of chaos, we have a literal “Creeper Rain” day where every Tuesday, creepers just fall from the sky like it’s some twisted birthday party, and if you don’t get blown up at least once, you’re officially a wuss! Bring your best armor and maybe a therapist.

    We also have this insane redstone inventor named Bob – he once built a machine that turns your mom’s voice into cat noises! I swear, he’s working on a contraption that cures boredom by exploding every 5 minutes. So come prepared for both laughs and possible existential dread.

    Join us for the weekly “Defend the Cow” tournament where you have to protect the sacred moo-ing beast from wave after wave of pixelated hunger-intoxicated zombies wanting cheeseburgers. If you fail, you get banned to “The Nether of Bad Builds” where you have to live in a house made of mud blocks for a week. 🙈

    Seriously, if you’re tired of boring adult life, dive into this craziness because I promise you’ll leave with a new friendship, existential crisis, and possibly a llama on your shoulder. 😂🐑

    So what are you waiting for? Your mom’s approval? Pfft! Join this ridiculous Minecraft SMP today before it gets taken down by the llama overlords! 🦙🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MindCraft: Age Test Edition

    MindCraft: Age Test Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Welcome to the Mad Hatter’s Block Party, the most legendary Minecraft server this side of the Overworld! 🌟

    Tired of boring old politicians? Well, here, we’ve put a creative spin on that question! Why NOT govern with pixie dust and a side of insanity? Join our server where anyone over the age of 75 has to pass outrageous (and slightly bizarre) tests to maintain their leadership!

    🎉 Reason #1: The Bingo Showdown! 🎉 Ever seen a 75-year-old try to recite the periodic table while riding a llama? Here, our political leaders face off in a thrilling game of Bingo! But here’s the twist: they must use ONLY Minecraft blocks to spell out the words! If they miss one, they lose their authority! What could go wrong?

    💥 Reason #2: The Southpaw Challenge! 💥 Oh, but it doesn’t stop there! Those who dare to lead must also partake in the legendary Southpaw Challenge — crafting with their left hand ONLY while being pelted with fireworks produced by our volunteer Creepers. It’s chaotic, it’s hysterical, and you won’t believe how many enchanted diamond swords end up in the wrong chests!

    🦄 Reason #3: The Squidward Edition 🦄 We believe in a truly competitive environment. Join us for the Squidward Edition where all candidates must swim through an ocean of mildly annoyed squids while answering trivia questions about the history of Minecraft! Splash back and decide whether they sink or swim—literally!

    ⚡ Reason #4: The Holy Potato Summit! ⚡ The ultimate authority rests with the Great Holy Potato! Every leader must travel to the center of a giant potato shrine crafted out of the finest golden carrots to perform a ceremonial dance-off! The winner gets to keep their title, the loser becomes the server’s newest parkour course! Talk about elevated stakes!

    🍔 Reason #5: The Jargon Jamboree! 🍔 Lastly, watch as politicians try to understand Minecraft lingo! They’ll have to decipher terms like "blocky boi" and "creeper hugger" while riding in minecarts on roller coasters that might just lead to a lava pit (no promises, though!). Can they keep their titles amidst the confusion?

    Remember, when you join our server, you’re not just playing Minecraft—you’re entering a realm of spectacularly strange politics where chaos reigns supreme! So unwrap your diamond sword and get ready for a whirlwind adventure filled with laughter, surprises, and the best absurdity this side of the Nether! 🎮✨

    Will you vote with your pixels? Join us today and witness the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this minecraft server is like the canada of all servers, eh? we’re gonna be naming a new leader while dealing with a trade war with trump’s army of creepers. but don’t worry, we got polar bears on our side, ready to fight off any griefers trying to mess with our maple syrup stash. join us for a moose-riding adventure through our snowy mountains and build a igloo to protect yourself from the cold-hearted griefers. sorry, not sorry, but this server is gonna be lit like a bonfire on canada day, so grab your poutine and join us, eh?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP