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Nukeproof Ocean Salvage

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRINE IS SCARED TO PLAY ON IT? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE, MY FRIEND!

ON THIS SERVER, WE HAVE DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY LIKE RAIN, CREEPERS THAT GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF CHICKENS THAT LAY GOLDEN EGGS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, OUR SHEEP CAN DANCE, AND OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES IN TOWN! PLUS, IF YOU FIND THE HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST, YOU’LL BE REWARDED WITH A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF ENCHANTED GOLDEN CARROTS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS YOU’RE SCARED OF HAVING TOO MUCH FUN, THAT IS!

Blocky Dongs Collective

anatomy, blocky, Collective, collective nouns, Dongs, funny, genitalia, group of penises, humor, male anatomy, male appendages, male body parts, male genitalia, male members, male organs, male phalluses, male reproductive organs, male reproductive parts, male reproductive system, male sex organs, manhood, Slang

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! Join us for a wild ride through a world where the sky is the limit and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs).

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the ultimate penis-shaped structure? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to building the most phallic monuments you can imagine.

But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, like the legendary quest to find the mystical Golden Penis of Power. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and the ability to shoot fireballs from their… well, you get the idea.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more ridiculous than our builds is the chat. And remember, in this world, a group of penises is called a “pleasure party” – so grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Tax-Free Craft Minecraft Server

102 millionaires, Analysis, Craft, data, Economy, finance, income, INEQUALITY, investigation, Minecraft, MONEY, News, occupations, Poorest, postcodes, Report, Revealed, RICHEST, Server, statistics, Tax, TAXES, TaxFree, wealth

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7117
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where 102 millionaires paid no tax cuz they too busy building epic mansions and dodging creepers! The richest and poorest postcodes and occupations are all mixed up in this server, like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland. Come join the fun and see if you can become the next tax-dodging millionaire in this wacky world of blocks and mobs!

RafahMortarMadness

civilian area, Conflict, danger, extremist, firing, gaza, Hamas, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, mortar rounds, Propaganda, Rafah, RafahMortarMadness, SECURITY, Terrorism, Terrorist, Video, violence, War

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a terrorist firing mortar rounds from a civilian area in Rafah. Join us for some explosive fun and chaotic battles in the virtual world. We promise you won’t get bored, unless you’re a boring potato. So come on, join the madness and let’s blow sh*t up together!

CraftyHumanAlgorithm

algorithmic process, Artificial Intelligence, complex systems, computational biology, computer science, CraftyHumanAlgorithm, Creation, data processing, digital transformation, Evolution, genetic algorithm, human development, human evolution, Humanity, humans, innovation, iterative process, machine learning, programming, recursive algorithm, Technology

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

come join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm. yep, you heard that right. no boring ol’ natural birth here, we do things differently.

imagine logging in and finding yourself in a world where everything is upside down and pigs can fly. oh, and did i mention the cows can breakdance? yep, it’s a wild ride on this server.

we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

so what are you waiting for? join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where humans are made via a recursive algorithm?

Cringe Wedding Minecraft Server

6-month anniversary, Celebrates, chinese communist party, concerts, CopyPaste, cover, cringe, cringe wedding, death, DESPERATE, Events, flaccid cock, forces, Girls, Minecraft, project hope, Projections, Promise rebrand, quarterly returns, Server, shilling, sucking, voice pack, Wedding

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a voice pack that forces all the girls to do cringe wedding voices – it’s like a virtual bridal party every day! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special event where we suck on the Chinese Communist Party’s flaccid cock… wait, what? Don’t worry, it’s just a joke… maybe.

But that’s not all! We have copypaste concerts and events that will blow your mind. And to top it all off, we even celebrate the 6-month anniversary of Project Hope’s death… I mean, the Promise rebrand. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is Cover getting so desperate, you ask? Who knows, maybe they just want to join our crazy, outrageous, and totally insane Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself.

GirlCraft Minecraft Server

Anthros, bookworm, demongirls, Dominant, dream girl, Elves, FANTASY, fetish, Girlcraft, Goblins, Gyaru, humans, Kinky, Loli, Minecraft, Mommy, monstergirls, Naughty, rapebait, Roleplay, Server, slut, submissive

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Enchantments Applied:	57	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s the girl of your dreams or Anon’s wildest fantasies! Want to be a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, big titty rapebait, a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other character you can think of? This is the place for you!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you interact with humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls, and any other type of girl you can think of. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on in and join the fun in our Bent Over Edition, where anything goes and the only limit is your creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new roles and have a blast with like-minded players. See you there!

MomzBridesmaidDressSwap Minecraft Server

5x, apple shape, body image, body positivity, body shape, Bridesmaid Dress, Confrontation, Deception, empire waist, family dynamics, flutter sleeves, hourglass shape, Minecraft, MomzBridesmaidDressSwap, pear shape, self esteem, Server, Sewing, sister, size tag, wedding planning, weight loss, XL

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Love Letters Sent:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of size and shape? Look no further than our server, where we believe in making everything fit just right, just like that bridesmaid dress that needed a little adjustment!

Join our server and experience the thrill of resizing blocks to fit perfectly together, just like how we resized that dress for the perfect fit. Our server is all about making sure everything looks and feels just right, even if it means swapping tags and hiding the truth from your family members.

With crazy stories like these happening on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and experience the drama, the excitement, and the questionable decision-making skills of our players. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises and sewing skills? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of block-building and dress-altering adventures!

ExWifeLaundryLover

accident, aita, Apologize.., bad intentions, bed bound, blood relations, Civil, DAUGHTER, Divorce, ExWifeLaundryLover, family, Helping, home nurse, husband’s ex wife, Laundry, medical field, shower, teenagers, Tension, washer, young girl

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Just like the time when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant toilet, or when a group of players formed a llama army to take over the server.

But that’s not all! We also have a unique feature where players can become virtual nurses and help care for injured players in the game. Just like the time when a player’s virtual ex-wife needed help with her virtual laundry, and things got a little messy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

BootyCraft: Big Butts Edition

back pain, big, body image, body positivity, body proportions, BootyCraft, Butts, cellulite concerns, clothing fit, confidence issues, Edition, exercise challenges, fashion struggles, finding comfortable chairs, health implications, hygiene issues, large butts, physical limitations, self-conscious, sitting discomfort, societal stereotypes, swimsuit shopping, weight distribution

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mines Excavated:	2092	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of your big booty causing you problems in everyday life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave your butt-related issues behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where having a large derriere is actually an advantage.

Imagine a land where your butt is your greatest weapon, where you can defeat enemies with a single cheek clap or build towering structures with the power of your glutes. Our server is a haven for those with ample assets, where you can truly shine and show off your impressive posterior prowess.

So why wait? Join us now and let your big booty lead you to victory in ways you never thought possible. Who knew that having a large butt could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

Allah’s Block Party: No Censorship, Just Fun!

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera controversy, Allahs, biased reporting, BLOCK, Censorship, criticism, freedom of speech, Fun, gaza, gaza conflict, Hamas, Islamic news, Journalism, Media bias, media control, media ethics, media manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, News Outlet, Party, political censorship, press freedom, Propaganda

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Farms Harvested:	524	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Players Killed by Monsters:	5587	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house out of diamonds (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a secret agent working for the government. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds and become the richest player in the game.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, “May Allah reckon with you” if you don’t join!