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Gets a bunch of normies nuked… Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Based, normies nuked, bunch of normies, nuked

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where normies beware! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate chaos and destruction as we nuke all the normies who dare to step foot on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples buried deep within the heart of our server. Will you be the lucky one to uncover its riches or will you fall victim to the traps set by the mischievous Endermen who guard it?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with nukes, llamas, and hidden treasures!

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Shithole City Minecraft SMP – Who Dey or However

shithole, Fan, football, who dey, ANNIHILATE

Are you tired of your shithole city getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Join our SMP and watch as we nuke it off the face of the earth! Say goodbye to pesky buildings and hello to a fresh start full of diamonds and creepers waiting to blow you up (in a fun way, of course)! Join now for the ultimate destruction and creation experience, because who needs a city when you have a whole new world to explore?

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Danganronpa General Minecraft SMP

Steam, Danganronpa News, DanganRonpa, nuked, shitposters

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties at night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground village of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them for a relaxing session and unlock hidden llama powers to help you conquer the Minecraft world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the ability to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs an elytra when you have magical carrots?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

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Minecraft SMP: Dangancraft General

nuked, shitposters, pastebin link, Resources, artists

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where players reenact Danganronpa trials to determine who gets to keep the last diamond in existence? Or where the only way to gain entry is by defeating a horde of zombie pigmen armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within the depths of the server lies the ultimate treasure – a golden apple that grants you the power to banish griefers with a single click. Will you be the one to find it and become the ruler of this mad world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back. Good luck surviving the madness!

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NukeCraft: Tel Aviv Edition – Coming Soon to a Server Near You!

Survival, AVIV, End of the World, Apocalypse, TEL

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of the real world, like Tel Aviv getting nuked in September 2024! Join us for a chance to rebuild Tel Aviv in our virtual world and show those pesky nukes who’s boss.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build amazing structures that will make even the most seasoned Minecraft players jealous. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bunker hidden somewhere on the server where you can find rare loot and escape from any impending nuclear disasters.

So come join us on our server and let’s show those nukes that we’re not afraid to build, survive, and thrive in the face of destruction!

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BoomTown Minecraft Server: Nuked Your Country Twice! 😂🔥

Colonialism, War Crimes, cultural insensitivity, Interracial Relationships, streets littered with dead soldiers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve nuked your country twice and killed your brothers and father who served in the Japanese army! But hey, that’s just the beginning of the fun.

Our server openly mocks your race and has streets still littered with dead Japanese soldiers – talk about a historical experience! And guess what? Despite all that, the locals still date white men.

Join us for a truly unforgettable and insane Minecraft adventure!

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DamascusNukeCraft: Where /pol/ finds religion in Minecraft!

end times, nuked, finds, POL, radicalization

Welcome to our explosive Minecraft server where anything can happen, even the nuking of Damascus! Join us as we explore the aftermath of this apocalyptic event and see if even the most skeptical /pol/ users become believers in the power of our server.

But that’s not all, we also have zombie hordes, alien invasions, and unicorn parades! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and unpredictable world. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

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What the Heck Minecraft SMP

emotional breakdown, Live Stream, smp, toxic behavior, heck

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we promise you won’t have to endure an hour of crying and apologizing like in that graduation announcement stream! Our server is full of laughter, fun, and epic builds that will make you forget all about real life drama. Join us for a chance to escape the chaos and immerse yourself in a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from laughing so hard at our ridiculous shenanigans. So why wait? Join now and let’s create some insane stories together!

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No peeking, Minecraft server

achievement, EXCITEMENT, don’t look, celebration, peeking

Are you tired of boring old graduation ceremonies? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hosting a soft graduation the day after Vivi’s graduation! But that’s not all – rumor has it that NijiEN is finally on its way to Le Merge! Join our server for a chance to witness this historic event and maybe even catch a glimpse of your favorite virtual idols in action. Who needs real life when you can experience all this craziness in the virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Cookie’s Bustle Minecraft SMP

High-quality scans, COOKIES, Cookie’s Bustle, Minecraft, scans

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of cookies and chaos!

Join us on our server where the cookies are as big as your head and the mobs are all dressed in chef hats. Rumor has it that if you can find the secret cookie recipe hidden deep in the mines, you’ll gain the power to control all the cookie mobs and make them do your bidding.

But be warned, the land of cookies is not for the faint of heart. There are giant gingerbread men roaming the forests, evil chocolate chip zombies lurking in the caves, and don’t even get us started on the creeper made entirely out of frosting.

So if you’re ready to embark on a sugary adventure like no other, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the world of Cookies Bustle!

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